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    Reminds me of Steve Martin in; 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels'. He was at the dinner table and asked if he could go to the bathroom... he did, never leaving his chair. The look he got on his face was hilarious. I'd have to hang-up and call back after. Chuck
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    Sometimes, you just get all balled-up inside. You just gotta activate the old pressure relief valve. Chuck
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    You betcha!
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    American Idol

    masterrig replied to Slappie's topic in The Bonfire

    Carrie won, as she should have!!! Bo, to me, was kinda sluggish in his rock renditions. He's too 'middle of the road'. I've heard his type in road-side beer joints. I think, the best he did through the whole thing was, his acapella. Carrie, has a voice that goes with anyone else she sings with. The song she sang with Rascal Flats was a show stopper. JMO. Chuck
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    Feelin' better? That kinda shit, can can really get your day started on the 'wrong foot', fer sher! Chuck
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    I noticed the reference to Gentleman Jack (whiskey) too! Hee, hee! Chuck
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    Oh yeah, we get a lot of that in the rest rooms. I've been in just about every state in the Union and have seen it everywhere. I saw some in a restroom in a little West Texas town recently and it was done by some El Paso ganger or wanna be. Just between you and me, I have no use for gangs and wish, more could be done to get rid of them. In the city I live in, gangers, have recently broken into the city municipal court bldg. and other city bldgs. They smashed-out plate glass windows, wrecked some computers and other assorted damage. Not to mention the house burglaries and auto burglaries. I'd better shut-up or I'll get us moved to SC! Chuck
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    Pretty similar to what you see there in Cal. Here in West Texas, I see a lot of graffiti on passing RR freight cars. Some of it is just shit. Just typical ganger crap. Some of it though, whoever did it, should be doing it for a living. I've seen some graffiti that is really art. Chuck
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    He didn't shine too good... he blew the words. Harry Carey is turning over in his grave! Chuck
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    HEY! isn't that a reflection of the virgin mary on that map?! put it on ebay... __________________________________ I thought, that was just tortillas and underpases. Chuck
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    ______________________________ Look around at the phallic symbol' products... squeeze bottle dish detergent for one. Check-out the shapes of some of the products meant for women. Roll-on deorderants, perfume bottles,etc. I had a psych. instructor who told us that the reason behind squeeze bottles, directed toward women was, it was a 'psychological control of the male orgasm!' Chuck
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    _______________________________ Yer ass is mud, now! I see where she woke-up to see the 'revelation'. Bwahahahahahahaha... That there's some funny shit! Chuck
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    That, is just too good! Be safe. Chuck
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    You're right. I've had the pleasure of knowing Allen for several years. (I hope, he doesn't read what you said about him. His head will only get bigger.) He was a rigger for the old G.Q. Security Co. The same company who brought the world's attention to 'acid mesh'. I have had two or three fail the testing process. It just got to be a pain in the ass... still is. I hadn't heard the 'tent' story. Interesting to know. Chuck Chuck
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    I watched about 20-minutes of it and decided to do something more worthwhile like... watching the grass grow. Chuck
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    Some people, have too much money, I guess. I almost forgot another true dud... 'The Postman' What was that all about???? Better than sleeping pills. Chuck
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    Wishfull thinking on my part. I sure do agree with you, though. Chuck
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    'Water World'! 'Revenge of the Killer tomatoes'! Chuck
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    LMAO! I thought, we were done with that 'acid mesh' thing!? That was 20-yrs. ago. Chuck
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    Well, you finally, hit the big time! It's about time! All the best to ya' Bud! Chuck
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    All the best to you, Douva. I hope, everything goes great for you. Things should, you're a good guy. Be well, be safe and be happyChuck
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    Try: 'Silver Parachute'. Allen Silver, who owns the company is there in the Bay area. You can find him on the net at his business name. Hope, this helps. Chuck
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    Now, really. How fun would it be for servers if we didn't get to watch you in your attempts to sign, "Oh, oops, hi, I really want another lemonade" while struggling to choke down a bite of food? Silly. We've gotta get our kicks from somewhere, you know! So, don't mix the PB and jelly? Here's one...no toast crumblies in the tub of butter, please!
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    LMAO! You're joking!? They actually 'teach' that? Couldn't they teach them to at least wait till the customer swallows that bite of food? That's funny! Thanks for telling me that. Chuck
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    Since you brought up pet peeves... When I go into a restaurant for a meal. My order is placed with the waitress/waiter. I get to enjoying that first bite. Savoring the flavors when... the waitress/waiter asks if everything is all-right! Am I supposed to spit out that mouthfull or finish chewing, then respond. What do these people do? Wait, lurking behind the potted palm till you take that first bite to pounce down and ask 'that' question? That, drives me up a wall! Chuck