masterrig

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  1. There ya' go! Be a hero, dammit! Chuck
  2. I'm coming through Texas on June 27th!!!! And Brie - you're current diet sounds much healthier - just make sure all that volume is good stuff (fruits, veggies, whole grains) and not crap (burger king, Mikkey D's, etc.) And don't forget to exercise! Velly important! _________________________________ Ruh-Roh! Remember, while you're here... 'Drive Friendly' and have fun! Chuck
  3. Hell, you're almost half way there, to matching your total of the other day... why slow down now??? Skymama will never notice! Chuck
  4. _____________________ Just lemme know if, you ever head for Texas! Chuck
  5. By the way... how many posts are you up to today??? Chuck
  6. ________________________ Don Rickles Very mis-understood but, funny as hell. Sam Kinneson was truly funny. Chuck
  7. I gave up booze and cigarettes years ago. But thats it! There isnt enough money in the universe to make me give up caffiene
  8. Billy Crystal and his mother (on the show) were hilarious! Chuck
  9. Dude that's nothin! Come to the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco sometime. That's normal street wear! Plus you'll see things right on the street like circle jerks, spankings and fisting. It's pretty wild! I think everyone should check it out at least once. ___________________________________ O.K., NOW, I understand! I heard on the news the other day that, San Francisco has the lowest birth rate in this country! Chuck
  10. Shit! Some of the things I've seen over the years... I don't stare at them. I've known a lot of folks with piercings and all kinds of tattoos. Some of them are pretty damned intelligent. Looks, can be decieving. Chuck
  11. Redd Foxx Slappy White Richard Pryor Eddie Murphy Andrew Dice Clay Dave Attel (sp) Steve Harvey Cedric the Entertainer Bernie Mac I neglected to mention some of the women comedians. There are some! Chuck
  12. Seinfeld 2-1/2 Men Night Court MASH Drew Carey Night Court Home Improvement Everybody Loves Raymond Not necessarily in that order. Forgot one. A lot of you folks won't remember it... SOAP! Chuck
  13. __________________________ We had a kid, here in town, who had a bright yellow Mustang with that emblazoned across the back window on the car. He was drag racing one night and wrapped the Mustang around a light pole. When he appeared in court for arraignment and the judge opened the kids file, there on top, in living color was an 8x10 photo of the back window of that Mustang! The out-come of things was a 90-day license suspension and 2-yrs probation. Chuck
  14. Congrats! Gorgeous bride! Take good care of each other. Chuck
  15. What's the deal? Are these folks THAT attention starved? Chuck
  16. I re-took the test and got 9 - 12. I think, I'll leave well enough alone! Chuck
  17. Ya' got caught on that one! You said it, make one little screw-up and somebody will catch you! Chuck
  18. Ok, lets talk about bulimia instead. I wish i could make myself puke, then i could eat whatever i wanted. ____________________________ Know any models? I'll bet, they could help you. Chuck
  19. ______________________________ Heroin will do the same thing. Chuck
  20. ___________________________ Peanut butter and bacon sandwich... yummers!
  21. That's good to know! I have not heard of that product. I've always gone by Dan Poynter's recommendation in his parachute manual. Chuck
  22. _______________________ Aw hell, at my age and the pictures of all the boobage, my head swimming and anxiety rising... 50% to me, is damned awful good! Chuck
  23. 6 - 12! How depressing! Chuck
  24. Let's see... Swingline staplers, 3-hole punches, rulers, mangos and hippies... What the hell kinda job do you have? Run girl! Don't look back! Chuck
  25. Eat in moderation and excersize. Smaller portions and cut-out the snacks. Drink LOTS of water. Chuck