masterrig

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  1. The sad part is, in 'excess', they are all bad for us. W.C. Fields once said; "All the good things in life, are either illegal, immoral or fattening!" The 'key' to it all is... moderation. Chuck
  2. Thank you! ... and back atcha! Chuck
  3. ________________________________________ 1st. day... clean drawers 2nd. day wear the back to the front. 3rd. day turn 'em inside-out. 4th. day. wear 'em back to front. Chuck
  4. ____________________________ With a diamond! Chuck
  5. ___________________ That's quite all-right. I sure didn't take any offense. Chuck
  6. ______________________________ Dayum! that calls for a national day of mourning... or something! Chuck
  7. didn't you listen to his music? Doesn't matter if its black or white... _______________________________ Probably matches his one glove, too! Chuck
  8. _______________________ HEY! Easy on the Smith! Chuck
  9. And yet some never learn... (sigh) _____________________ Ain't that the truth. maybe, some folks are just gluttons for punishment! Chuck
  10. ________________________________- In this case, maybe you gal's wouldn't be comparing a johnson... Hell, he's altered everything else about him! Chuck
  11. Not gonna happen. ___________________________ This ain't your first rodeo, is it? Chuck Nope. I learned my lesson. A few times. Never again will I desire to bleach my eyeballs. ______________________________________- I recall, a bit of 'guidence' from you in regard to opening any of the Slapmeister's clickies! Chuck
  12. Not gonna happen. ___________________________ This ain't your first rodeo, is it? Chuck
  13. _______________________________ No. I have gone home at lunchtime for a 'nooner'! Chuck
  14. ___________________-- sigh... I don't know... sigh... Chuck
  15. ____________________________- Smells like fish... looks like a taco ... I'd say lick it up! Chuck
  16. Tell her flat-out... you had to chop it. Then tell her, everything worked great and you're o.k. Chuck
  17. masterrig

    WHO CARES!!!!

    What is on second base, silly. _____________________________ I don't know's on third! Chuck
  18. I don't see a problem. their prices seem to be in line with everyone else. Chuck
  19. I've never dealt with those folks but, the description of their thread sounds good. I'll bet, it would work. As long as it meets the standards for parachute related thread. Maybe, someone on DZ.com might know a little better. Chuck
  20. Would'a been different if, he held an arch! Chuck
  21. _______________________________ ... and they wanna sue the crap outa somebody because they got hurt and 99 to 1 it was their own fault! ...which really pisses me off. It's their own damn fault, why are they trying to blame someone else. I sprained both my ankles on my fourth jump two years ago, and it was my own fault. It didn't even occur to me to blame the DZ. I strongly dislike it when people do.... ____________________________________ I've seen (attempts) at suits at our DZ. Had one guy want to take a copy of his waiver to his lawyer before he signed it! Do some people live in a bubble? Life is risks and chances. If, you want to 'live' you gotta take chances. As we have learned, even Disneyland isn't 'safe'. People like that, also piss me off!!! Chuck
  22. ___________________________- Oh boy, oh boy! Does THAT conjure up thoughts! Chuck You pervs! ___________________________ Damn skippy!
  23. _________________________________- Well, gollee! Whaddya' expect... you mention babes in knee-pads! Chuck
  24. ___________________________- Oh boy, oh boy! Does THAT conjure up thoughts! Chuck