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  1. I said you were a better Frenchman then him. That's saying alot since you're Candian too! __________________________________ I heard on the news yesterday, about a store hold-up. The hold-up man was wearing a plastic bag over his head and goggles!!! Hmmmmm... Chuck
  2. ____________________________________ Well, I wouldn't go that far! Just 'cus there's a little snow on the roof... Chuck
  3. ________________________________ I'd rather walk the bases! Take my time, enjoy the game!
  4. Man, I sure did... I'm throwing my paper route as a kid. Threw one that I just *KNEW* was going to break a window. Luckily, it didn't. Unluckily, I looked back front just in time to see the front wheel of the bike hit the bumper of a parked car. Newton's First law applied.... I kept going - right into the gooseneck of the bike, testicles first.... at about 20 mph.... __________________________________________ I did about the same thing only, I was ogling some little 'sweet-thang' and the next thing I knew, I was down in the bar-ditch headed straight for a cement culvert! Wound-up with 7-stitches in my head. Chuck
  5. Come sit on my lap Becca, and I'll explain the ins and outs of baseball. I might even show you my bat and hit a homerun. _________________________________ Show her that baseball is really, a 'boring' game! Chuck
  6. ______________________ Yeah... Right! You never did that as a kid? Chuck
  7. ________________________________ Just from watching the box scores for the inter-league play so far this season, I'd put my money on the National League. Speaking of Natl. League... Ryne Sandburg got to announce: "Gentlemen... start your engines!" at last Sunday's Nextel race. Chuck
  8. _________________________________ Bwa - hahahahahahahaha... Sounds like some of that kinky, French S&M shit. Nuh-uh! Not me! Chuck
  9. ____________________________ Be sure and mention Douva! I'm sure, all the 'powers that be' in USPA know him.
  10. Who's going to help me clean the coffee off of my screen. I had to explain why I was laughing to the guy in the next cube. ____________________________ Aw, sorry, dood! Chuck
  11. ________________________ Let me get this straight... do you mean bitch-slap or spank? Chuck
  12. I've got one that I've never used. You're welcome to it. e-mail your address to me and I'll send it to you. Chuck
  13. When I was a kid, I rode my racing bike standing up. My foot slipped off the pedal. Fortunately, my testicles broke my fall. I understand your pain. Chuck
  14. I would most certainly tell any potential buyer(s) and inform them what you have learned here. Tell them to keep an eye on it. If it gets worse... get it patched. Chuck
  15. masterrig

    Creepy!

    The gathering crowd was probably people who worship Dog Almighty. Walt _______________________________ I wouldn't be a bit surprised! Chuck
  16. Just stick it in a blender - hit the puree button - and stop your fluffy feel sorry formyself whining - Fluffer!
  17. masterrig

    Creepy!

    ________________________________ WOW! That's incredible! I bought a burrito the other day and I swear, I saw the image of a dachshund! I was so shocked... I couldn't eat that burrito! When I left the burrito place, there was a crowd gathered around that burrito! Chuck
  18. Bwa, hahahahahahaha... That, would make a great comedy routine! I would think, their response would be something like; "Just like 'em! Leave us with their shit!" Thanks for the laugh. Chuck
  19. How could that possibly be? The US is a land of immigrants, therefore aliens. How could anyone be a US citizen then? I've read in a couple of places that the original intent of the 14th Amendment was to grant citizenship to former slaves. Since slavery had been going on for a long time, there were multiple generations of these African-Americans that had never been outside of this country. That is a very different case from someone entering the country ILLEGALLY, having a child, and then not only expecting taxpayers to bear the cost, but to give the child citizenship. Walt _______________________________________ I agree!!! You will get a lot of arguments to what you say but, not from me!That is the way the Immigration & Nationality laws read. If, they are born in this country... they are citizens. I appreciate also, your 'posting' the parts of the 14th. Ammendment. Chuck
  20. How could that possibly be? The US is a land of immigrants, therefore aliens. How could anyone be a US citizen then? ________________________________ In that case... EVERYBODY... OUT! C'mon, line forms to the right! You make a good point. The only true and real Americans are the Native Americans or Indians as we have called them for so many years. As a Native American once told me; "Who, do you think tied-up Columbus' boat?" We just out-numbered them, out-powered them and we had 'Manifest Destiny'! That's the way it all played-out. So now, it's ours! We can make the laws and say who can or cannot live here. Chuck Chuck
  21. That's *EXACTLY* why they went to the tan beret.... _____________________________________ We 'recognize' folks for their accomplishments. Whether or not, the recipients like it. Personally, I think, this is a 'good' thing, that we recognize accomplishments. There are folks who work hard and go hungry or just whatever it takes to accomplish something they want. When that is demeaned and denegrated, I think, that is a bad thing. Granted, things change. Whether we like it or not. The Rangers, once again, showed what they were made of and switched colors of their beret. They worked with the 'change'. They didn't 'give-in' or puss-out or raise a fuss... they just made a 'change'. Ya' gotta look-up to someone like that. Now, all those other folks have a black beret. That's just too cool! BUT... they are not Rangers! Make sense? Chuck
  22. __________________________________ I don't think, hockey will 'suffer' too much in the North. In the South? Yeah, a bit more-so. Chuck
  23. ____________________________________ It's kinda like a Nerf vibrator! Now that 'every' recruit gets a black beret is probably why the Rangers went to tan berets. The recruits will have to 'earn' a tan beret. Chuck
  24. I watched about as much as I could stand of Michael Crook! Obviously, he has an un-realistic view of the situation. Unfortunately, he's not alone. Our troops, are willing to give their lives for our rights in this country as well as his. The guy has no touch with reality. Chuck
  25. _____________________________________ According to Immigration and Nationality law, anyone born within the United States of America is 'automatically' a U.S. citizen. It's been that way since the first immigration laws were written. Thus, the parents, have an easy route to citizenship. Birth control, is not a part of their culture as the majority are Catholic. So, every 9-months, 15-minutes, there is another birth. To re-itterate, I am not against immigration done legally. I'm against the flood of illegals. As for farm laborers, possibly, bring back the Brazero system. Farm workers were allowed to enter this country and work on farms, orchards and etc. When their work was done, they had to return to Mexico. Another thing that chaps my butt is, we can actually sell U.S. land to foreign buyers. We damned sure can't do that in other countries! We might lease or rent but, BUY? No way. That's another topic. Chuck