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________________________________ I agree, I agree, I agree! I don't live in a BIG city, either. Cops just love those low-slung britches... gives them an advantage in a foot race! Chuck

On the bumper of a BMW and a woman driver: "I have PMS and a GUN!" Chuck

_________________________________ Unless I am totally wrong... traffic entering from an on-ramp YEILDS to the flow of traffic. Chuck I think we found one.... ________________________________ Hee, hee! Chuck

pauses to clean screen of soda! Chuck

1.) People who slow down or GOD FORBID actually STOP on an interstate onramp... I've contemplated murder for this one. Elvisio "seeing red just thinking about it" Rodriguez _________________________________ Unless I am totally wrong... traffic entering from an on-ramp YEILDS to the flow of traffic. Chuck

_________________________________ Every time my wife tells that story, I laugh may ass off. That was one of her first cases as an investigator. Chuck

______________________________________ ...or, had a big imagination! Chuck

Early in my wife's career in law enforcement, she recieved a call to investigate a death. Upon arrival on the scene, a sweet little old lady led my wife out behind the barn at the residence. There, in the pens, was a mare tied to the board fence. On the ground behind the mare was the lifeless body of an elderly man with his bib-overalls down around his ankles and a stool. My wife had all she could do to keep from laughing while trying to explain to the dead man's wife what had happened. Cause of death was ruled a heart attack. Chuck

____________________________________ Like... DRIVING! Chuck

People who just have to be on their cell phones... in the grocery store, movie theatre, restaurants, 7-11's. gas stations, in the line getting a driver's license, at the drive-up window at the bank and etc. Ignoramuses who wait till they get up to the drive-up window at the bank to make out their deposit/withdrawal slip and they waited for 5-cars ahead of them to get there! Chuck

And demand those little things like safety equipment breaks clean restrooms lunch facilities a sink to wash your hands overtime While most Mexicans do currently work in agriculture INITIALLY, many migrate to other industries. As more manufacturers learn that they can pocket a bit extra $$ or charge a little less (and thereby gain market share and still pocket more $$) they also move to immigrant labor. Treaties that encourage unfair trade (like NAFTA) tend to force US employers to try to cut labor costs as well. I just returned from a client that told me that he just had to fire one of 'his' Mexicans because they had gotten "too American" and wouldn't work hard enough and wanted more money. It is not a simple problem but it IS a problem. __________________________________ I think, you just nailed the 'problem' and that's why our borders will remain open. It's all about the money. The fat get fatter and we'll be speakin' Spanish. Why, should big business pay a guy $17.00 (or more)an hour to make Explorers when he has a source of labor that will work for half that? It's the American way! Chuck

Uh, transformers... aren't those like, dudes that dress like women?

_________________________________ Seems like, we're 'leaning' that way on a gradual, state by state basis. Chuck

______________________________ Ha, ha,ha...Gotta love it! Most of the places around here, offer different sized bowls! Whatever the 'latest' style is. I grew-up, wearing a 'flat-top' and now, I wear a 'standard' or 'long Princeton'. Chuck.

Those barbers would 'listen' to what you said... 'to the ears on the sides and just to the collar in the back... neaten-up the rest.' You came out of there with a good lookin' haircut. You go into one of these 'salons' and tell them what you want and you gotta listen to their shit about their kids or their rotten gang-banger husband and how they're just getting over a cold. When they get all done, your hair looks like you should be wearing tattoos of panthers and 'MOM' and nothing like what you wanted in the first place. 15-min. in and out! Chuck

On the bumper of a beat-up pick-up: 'If, you don't like my driving... stay off the sidewalk!' Chuck

_______________________________________ It's all hair dressers! The good ol' barbershops are getting scarce. The old barbershops were cool! The straight razor around the ears and side-burns. They'd get out the vacuum hose after your hair cut and get rid of the clippings. Then it was the ol' lilac water and the neck massage. You and the barber talked baseball or football and who was gonna win the 'series'. The same barber that gave you your first hair cut and a piece of Bazooka bubble gum. You came out looking like a man. THAT, was a hair cut. None of this stylin' shit with the bump n' grind. No siree bob. Chuck

Didn't you fall for it too, before the 'truth' came out? Chuck

________________________________ Be still, my heart! Chuck

*** Wobblie! ____________________________________ Dayuuum! Great shot! But 'Cooler' than THIS ONE!

__________________________________ I thought it was funny as hell! Chuck

... let's see. She's 22-now so that would mean 4 from 22 is 18. Oh, about that long! Naw, I sat her down and discussed the matter with her and she shaped-up relatively soon. Chuck

Wow! Very interesting! Chuck

_______________________________ Bwa-hahahahahahahaha I'll keep you in my prayers! Chuck