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    ____________________________ That's o.k.... I don't need to know that bad! Chuck
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    At PIA _ Symposium 99, Sunpath Products had a Javelin, harness-container on display (only). It was made of clear plastic. One of Sunpath's employees had made it specifically for the Symposium. I cannot think of any material that would be transparent and hold-up to the stress of packing and etc. Chuck
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    Maybe, you reminded her of her ex... who used to put her in a 'dutch oven' after sex! Chuck
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    You know, it's funny you brought this out. I'll bet, in the last year and a half, I've recieved over a hundred of the damn things. I see what they are and delete them! So far, the following has happened to me... I sleep great at night, I feel good, Doctor says my cholesterol is down and my heart and lungs are in great shape, after all the abuse I put them through. My wife and I just celebrated 9-yrs. of happy marriage. Life couldn't be better! All because I didn't forward one of those dumb-ass chain letters. To all those who DO forward them... I wish a plague of ticks of a thousand camels descend upon you! May the bird of paradise fly up your nose! To you WrongWay, I wish a lifetime of happiness & wealth and thankyou for posting what you did. Chuck
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    ______________________________ That orgasmatron bears a striking resemblance to Woody Allen! Chuck
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    ____________________________________- What about when some big sumbitch is about to kick yer ass and your balls go so far up gravity won't bring them down? I don't think, that has anything to do with keeping sperm warm. Chuck
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    _________________________ I use the first string from one of my guitars, when I change strings. Chuck
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    I can't beleive noone has mentioned Lenny Bruce! ____________________________ Wow! Yeah, Lenny Bruce, was so far ahead of his time! The 'stiff-backs' of his era just couldn't handle him. He was open and honest and very out-spoken with his humor. I'll bet, many comedians have taken from Bruce. Chuck
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    _______________________________ I told my wife about 'National Donut Day' and she thought it was funny. BTW my wife is a cop. Really, it's no big deal today. Cops in our town get 50% off or free meals in most restaurants. Chuck
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    That's funny. I wish she would write some more. Thanks, Billy. Chuck
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    Too cool! Thanks, Doood. Chuck
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    I think, I have to agree with you. In his more recent years, yes. He is a bit painful to watch or listen to. His post 'Mork and Mindy' years, were great. Chuck
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    Naw, I think you'll be all right. Sam, was definately... cutting edge, too say the least. I really miss his humor. Chuck
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    Didn't she write a porno story involving many of DZ.com's well-known post-whores a while back? That was hysterical... ________________ Damn! I missed that! I'll bet, it was good! Chuck
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    Now thats funny. Seriously though, I actually got a raise today cause my boss thinks i'm so awesome. _______________________________ Well deserved compliment, I'm sure! Nice fat raise with that compliment wouldn't hurt.
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    _________________________________ Yeah, yeah! She's a hoot. Have you seen her sho on Comedy Central; 'Wanda Does... '? Where she does different type jobs? I watch that and my sides hurt. Chuck
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    Aw yeah! I remember her. Damn! She'd make a sailor blush. I like Wanda Sykes... she's funny. Chuck
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    At City Island in Harrisburg,PA..a couple= both body builders with really big hair, spandex with lightening bolts and lycra tank tops, she had siliCONES and a pet monkey on her shoulder. My daughter wanted to see the monk and we talked....they didn't know why people were looking at them so much _____________________________________ Well DUH! If I would've asked to see her monkey... I'd get slapped. Chuck
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    I don't know! You should be ashamed!!! Just kidding! It's easy enough to do. Chuck
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    Sunshine! Yeah! She gets off some good ones. She strikes then... she's not there! Frenchy, has a 'dry' wit. Really funny. Chuck
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    Oh, I don't know! Some of Robin's earlier stuff was laced with a lot of profanity. Not to the level of Richard Pryor but, he said his share. Robin williams once had a rather large piece of property North of L.A. Over the entrance in wrought iron was; "The Fuckin' Ranch". Yes... neighbors complained and he removed it. Chuck
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    Robin Wiliams, has un-doubtedly, the fastest and funniest mind going. I've read and heard that, in his comedy movies, most of what he says on screen is ad-lib. Chuck
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    _____________________________ You do, have your priorities straight! Chuck
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    Red was hardly "Filthy Mouthed" i never heard him utter a single profanity.
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    Dayum! What'd you run into? An oil derrick? Chuck