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Damn good lookin' rig!!! Chuck
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Just checking to see if anyone was reading. I do have an alien head on my closet shelf. His name is Herman.
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QuoteA ton of clothes, laundry hamper, a severed head, shoes, and my gear bag. _______________________________ Uh... did you say... severed head? Is it Osama Yo'mamma's head by chance? Chuck
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QuoteI was wondering if I needed pie supplies this weekend... but then remembered his sinus's. Trust me, he will be taken care of if he hits it in San Diego!!
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ALERT!!!! SUNSHINE NEEDS YOU TO KNOW THIS!!!!
masterrig replied to Kid_Icarus's topic in The Bonfire
QuoteNice. EXPLOIT THEM ALL!!!! just a side note. I thought I escaped it as well, untill I was ducktaped and pied by 25 people, with beer poured all over me. Then left in the LZ for 1/2 hour. __________________________- That's just wrong! Thanks, for the idea! Chuck -
Quote yeah, sometimes you find stuff you lost years ago in the back corner of the closet. Y'all might wanna check all of your closets! I just read in the newspaper recently that some dude was arrested for murder. Guess what happened? He was secretly living in his mistress's closet for about a month (or two?) and carrying on an affair with the married woman who lives in the house with her husband! Apparently, the husband heard snoring coming from the closet, opened the door and found him! Then the dude I think, stabbed the husband to death or something... jeeez!! _____________________________________ Holy shit! Maybe' I'd better take another look around! I been wondering, who the hell's been eatin' all the potato chips! Chuck
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QuoteTo bring it even further back on track...the perverted track, naturlich... The difference between like, love and showing off: Like - spitting Love - swallowing Showing off - gargling ___________________________________ I just spit all-over my screen! wipe...wipe...flip cloth...wipe...wipe... Chuck
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well i have to agree....thats what this thread is about BTW ________________________ It's about damned time! sheeesh! Chuck
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Ha! I like that! Still, gets the point across! Chuck
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Shirts, ties, boots, hats, rifles an old baseball glove, ropes, a couple blankets and ...damn! I been lookin' for that! Chuck
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You must visit this page, all that is awesome awaits you.
masterrig replied to Slappie's topic in The Bonfire
Quote"Do you have a grapefruit?" "I sure do, I keep them warm right here in my waders. Wanna see it?" "Naw, was just curious.. Hey why don't you make a website and show off your super awesome wader collection." "I think I will.. people will love my grapefruit stuffed waders!! What a fabulous idea!!" ____________________________ A little something to snack on while tending the sheep! Chuck -
You must visit this page, all that is awesome awaits you.
masterrig replied to Slappie's topic in The Bonfire
...and by the look on his face, he's really impressed with himself, too! Be afwaid... be vewwy afwaid! Chuck -
QuoteI heard a few very similar statements come out my attending's mouth this morning ____________________________ I still, like the good ol' 'Fuck-off!' Chuck
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QuoteBut just what is the 'bejesus'? ___________________________ What Frenchy said.
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You must visit this page, all that is awesome awaits you.
masterrig replied to Slappie's topic in The Bonfire
QuoteYou mean it could get worse? I'm not going to venture there. I'm sure this is as bad as it gets. This site has to be some joke or something. I cannot believe this is real. _______________________________ Keep checking the net... it does get worse. Chuck -
QuoteSad part is, I have said about 20 of the 25 to people at work ____________________ I know, that's right! Chuck
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There's 27 - in a 10 - block radious of my house! Chuck
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Clicky http://www.ics.uci.edu/~abaker/bejesus/what.html _____________________________________- So, it is in fact nothing tangible but, rather, an 'inner spirit'. Chuck
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My question exactly. I hear it's removable. Sometimes forcibly, as you have to bang it out. ______________________________ Exactly! Chuck
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QuoteI heard putting back the 'bejesus' is much more fun.... _______________________________ Oh yeah! You have to put a lot of practice and several 'subjects' really helps. Chuck
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QuoteYou slapnuts are too funny sometimes! Damn it, now I have to get out the ol' squeegee! _______________________ There's an idea!!! Start a screen/keyboard cleaning service for dz.commers. Chuck
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You must visit this page, all that is awesome awaits you.
masterrig replied to Slappie's topic in The Bonfire
Easy Slappie.... I would tell you to go to the main site, but I don't want ya getting too excited ....take it easy....and swallow! ________________________________ Holy shit! LMAO......... Chuck -
I know. I don't even have to search for porn anymore; I can just go to the Bonfire and there it is. ___________________________- It's a public service brought to you by dz.com.
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QuoteQuoteQuoteOh. I thought this was going to be yet another sex thread. ____________________________ Anything's possible! Let's hi-jack! Chuck LADIES....spit or swallow?? hi-jack in process ____________________________________ You da' MAN!!!