masterrig

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  1. ______________________________________ Seems as though, in this day and age, someone, somewhere gets offended by something. There's probably someone, somewhere, offended by Casper the Ghost. It's de-meaning to 'spirits' everywhere! To hell with that man! Honey-bun, sweetie, sugar-butt, whatever. It's all just 'friendly affection' to someone you know. Just be yourself. You're a nice guy and by golly... people like you! If, someone gets offended... that's their problem. Chuck
  2. I've heard, there's a lot of talent at SSM... the proof is in your picture!!! Nice job, you guys! Chuck
  3. ____________________________________ I WANT ONE! Chuck
  4. I mean no disrespect to those who have been injured or lost their lives, but it's the ones in the hospital. If someone pulls a really badass stunt and gets away with it, then they are a really badass expert. If someone pulls a really badass stunt, fucks up and gets spanked, they were crazy. Walt _____________________________________ I can dig that! I see quite a few, trying to be 'experts' and fail... miserably. According to the 'non' skydiving public, all skydivers are crazy! I don't think, there are any skydiving disciplines that are any more 'crazy' than the other. They all take learned skill and to me, there is something to be admired in all the disciplines. Chuck
  5. ____________________________________ I was quite surprised when, my 2-sons were quite little, got 'hooked' on The Who, TheStones and The Yardbirds! Eric Clapton, soon followed. For some reason, I couldn't get them to listen to Merle Haggard, Willie and Waylon and some of those folks! Chuck
  6. Yeah, but you guys make the big bucks. ______________________________________ Yeah! Sittin' back in their comfy leather chairs, eatin' cheetos and down-loadin' porn! Chuck
  7. I thought that covered it. As for the action figure, insert "kung-fu grip" joke here. ______________________________________ Damn sure did! I had to go back and re-read it. How right you were about it too. Chuck
  8. Your thread has been hi-jacked! You forgot to mention hi-jacking! Chuck
  9. Dude...you have a hot wife. Damn they made her an action figure?! That's cool! Ohhh wait.. or is Remitard married to an action figure? ____________________________________ Ouuuch! Is that to say that Remi has no action? Chuck
  10. Wooo HOOOOOO!!! I was SO proud of myself! I WHACKED that stupid thread! But, since when is a "Yo Momma" joke a personal attack? Everyone knows that's fair game and not personal... I even put the topical Napoleon Dynamite version in! _________________________________________ Damn Girl, You're Goooood!
  11. _____________________________________ Isn't that called 'Comedy Central'???????? Chuck
  12. Actually I don't watch TV at all, well, very rarely. Maybe watching Charlie and the chocolate factory as a kid made me distrusting of them....hmmm.. _________________________________ You're much better off! Yeah, I agree. Those little Oompa Loompas made me nervous. Chuck How about the midgets in the movie Time Bandits? Anybody remember that one? Hilarious movie... _____________________________________ Hell yeah! I remember that one! Those little.... Chuck
  13. ____________________________________ With your youthful looks, I assume, you don't smoke or drink to access, get 8-hrs. sleep each night, eat right and live a clean life. According to my calculations, let's see... carry the 2... divide by five... hell, by the time you're 80, you won't look a day over 60! Not too shabby! Chuck
  14. _____________________________________ That there's funny! Chuck
  15. Well, he does have big....feet. _________________________________- Big imagination???????? Chuck
  16. How come I always get in trouble then? _______________________________ It's the tone of your voice! Chuck
  17. What a stupid poll! Chuck
  18. _______________________________________ You bet it can! I recall my college days, living in an attic-flat with a bathroom down the hall. I'd get a paycheck from one of the minnimum wage jobs I had and I could go to the diner and get a bowl of chicken noodle soup and a greezy cheeseburger! You bet, it can buy happiness! Those were some of the best times of my youth. Chuck
  19. _____________________________________ I learned the meaning of life from watching 'City Slickers'! It's just one thing! Chuck
  20. Actually I don't watch TV at all, well, very rarely. Maybe watching Charlie and the chocolate factory as a kid made me distrusting of them....hmmm.. _________________________________ You're much better off! Yeah, I agree. Those little Oompa Loompas made me nervous. Chuck
  21. __________________________________ It'll be o.k. big guy! Just relax. Now, just how much CSI do you watch? Chuck
  22. _______________________________________ I've never been attached to 'things' and I don't believe, I've ever said or inferred that I am. I've learned over the years that money doesn't by 'real' happiness. I've got a wonderful wife, 2-dogs and a horse who love me and I love them in return... no questions. I have a line of work that I look forward to doing everyday. My bills are paid-up and so is my pick-up. As far as I know, I'm the happiest sumbitch walkin'! Chuck
  23. ________________________________________ Hell, I've been pretty much broke, most of my life. Been pretty much happy the whole time. I doubt, I'd know the difference. Chuck
  24. ________________________________________ It can buy the health insurance necessary to get the care you need if, you do become ill or hurt. I don't know how folks can go without that 'necessary evil'! Chuck