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_______________________________________ Well, ain't that a kick in the head! Chuck
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Yeah? Well your a chicken fucker. Bwaakaaa! Whatever you say man.. I've jacked off to better fantasies. What could be a better fantasy than chicken fucking? A really hot-looking sheep maybe? (Yes, I know--this response was waaaaaaay to obvious.) Walt _____________________________________ Horses? Doh! That was another thread! Chuck
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________________________________________ You got that shit right!!! It's because they are on their forkin' cell-phone! (((Do you get the idea... I hate those things while people are driving?))) Chuck
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LOL You could easily do a whole lot better than me, but coming from a hot dz.com chick, damn is that ever flattering!!! edited to add: (Of course if you ever get REALLY, REALLY desperate, I'm your guy!!!) Walt ___________________________________ Pssst... Walt! Don't do that... just kinda dig your toe in the dirt and say "Yes, M'am!" Chuck
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LOL!!! Actually, I am for real--I'm pretty much a slave to the women of the world--especially skydiving chicks! Walt ______________________________ I smell a DZ.com hook-up! Have you ever seen some of these 'DOLLS' that most guys go nuts over, without make-up??? I've seen some before and after's in magazines, that would stop an 8-day clock. I'm with you, I like the 'real' girls! I dated a 'beauty queen' once and it wasn't for long. You talk about 'It's all about me!' Hell, in my day, I'd try anything once... that, was enough to convince me. My wife, on the other hand is cute, she's pretty and has a helluva sense of humor and she's 'real'! I love her to death. They can keep the 'plastic' dolls! It's like you said... fantasy. Chuck Chuck
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_________________________________ I don't believe, I've seen a bad one! Like they say; "It's better in Texas!' Chuck
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I agree! What's the deal? There's a lot better than her out there. There's a little 'honey' that works at the Sonic, up the road, that'd make her look like a share-cropper! It's all hype. Chuck
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4) People who don't use turn signals. I mean, it takes a flick of the fucking wrist to tell all in your path, "I'm gonna turn right" or "I'm making a left turn" or "I'm trying to switch lanes." Even worse are the buttholes that ignore turn signals. People in Los Angeles rarely ignore turn signals, since you run the risk of getting shot if you do. I miss those polite LA defensive drivers. _____________________________________ Especially the dumb sons of bitches that make that left turn by shooting across two lanes, cutting in front of you from the right lane, to get to the turn lane! They probably knew they were going to make that turn 10-blocks before! As they are cutting in front of you, you can't help but notice that the mental giant is on their cell-phone! Chuck
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Whoa! That reminded me of a news story I saw the other night. When you mentioned the possibility of someone spitting on your ice cream cone. In the news story, they had hidden cameras in the kitchens of various restaurants. It was disgusting! I'm talkin bodily fluids and etc. All because one of the patrons pissed-of the waiter or the chef was pissed at the owner. Really made me want to go out to dinner! Chuck
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I don't know about my numbers but, I have to agree with you about arguing in a 'chat' type venue. You're absolutely correct! Folks can't see you laughing, crying, angry and etc. It's sometimes hard to get across sarcasm or wit. It's just the written word. You can kiddingly and with no ill intent, say 'fuck you' and it's immediately taken wrong. I might look, now and again at some of the posts in SC but, it ain't worth it. Chuck
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Now, I know, I gotta see it. Haven't been sure about it. Chuck
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_________________________________________ There's your answer! Marry Sunshine! Chuck
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________________________________________ You don't suppose, consideration of others has gone the way of the trolly car... do ya? Chuck
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Now that's an old school slogan. I remember seeing those trailers when I was too young to be in school. AFIK they have long been taken out of service. __________________________________________ That company was bought-out a few years ago. I thought they were rather original. Chuck
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Add it on as a 'rider'? Chuck
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There was a trucking company that had a picture of a running camel on the sides of their trailers. Under the camel read: "Humping to Please!" I like the Electric Co. slogan. I had no idea they were so witty! Chuck
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Since you asked... People who try to drive while on their stupid cell-phone. Especially on the Interstate and can't maintain the speed limit! People who sit at a GREEN signal light while on their stupid cell-phone! Waiting in the drive-up line at the bank with five cars ahead of me. Finally, it's the persons turn ahead of me. They are at the vacuum tube and I have to wait for them to make-out their damned Deposit/Withdrawal slip! They couldn't do that at the house... then go to the bank? People in grocery stores, restaurants, any movie theatres, yappin' on their damned cell-phones! Are people that lonely? They can't be that important! O.K. I'm over it... thanks!
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Free fries with every anal probe! Chuck
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I saw this in our local newspaper, years ago. An ad for a local meat market: "You might beat our prices but, you can't beat our meat!" Chuck
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That's wild! I'll have to show this to my wife.. the cop. I agree with the idea of letting business owners in on it. Seems like, it could prevent a lot of shit from going down. Chuck
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You just had to post that picture, didn't you? That does it. Now, I really am going to the bakery. You keep this up and Windcatcher is gonna get that 10-lbs. back! Chuck
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I don't care which kind... white, whole wheat, pumperknickel, Vienna rye, French bread, Greek bread... I'm out ahere! There's a bakery just not too far from here. It's all your faultwaltappel! Thanks Man! Chuck
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Yeah, Bud! I keep readin' this thread... I'm findin' a bake shop! edit to add: Fuck that low carb diet shit! I want BREAD!!! Chuck
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Aw hell... leaves me out! Chuck
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Album. Album is a 'collection' of songs. I've seen 'single' CD's. Reminiscent of the old 45-RPM records with one song on each side. Chuck