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Could be worse--your doctor could tell you that you need to quit drinking! Walt __________________________________ That's next! Chuck
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Well, thank you. I'm tryin'. You don't seem too bad yourself.
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Yeah, it'd be your rotten luck, all the women would suddenly become lesbians! Aw hell, it's just fun to pick on folks. I have been known to pull some pretty dumb stunts or say something stupid without thinking. I pick on everybody... cus dammit... they all like to pick on me! It's the American way! BTW I don't mean a thing by it, either. I wouldn't want to hurt anyone... unless of course, they needed it! Chuck
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Several years ago, I was working in the oilfield and got my truck stuck in the sand. As I was trying to dig-out, a fella in a pick-up stopped and hollered out the window; "Ya' stuck?" No, my truck died and I'm tryin' to bury it... here's yer sign! Chuck
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As much as the market will bear! Seriously, $4.00 - $6.00, depending on the sitter and if the kids are anything like mine were... a twenty, up-front, wont hurt! Chuck
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Knowing what I do about raccoons, the little guy will have a rough time of it. I'm sure, you're aware, they use both front paws to eat with. If, he's a healthy animal and does not have rabies, I'd go ahead and set a live trap or two. Since he's used to being fed by you, he'll more than likely return to where he finds his hand-outs. In the mean-time, I'd get with a Conservation/Natural resources officer or Fish and game officer and see what they have to say. Wild critters, especially 'coons', are tough critters. As was mentioned, he may have been caught in a trap and chewed his foot off or twisted it off. I feel, in the right hands, he'll be o.k. Let meknow, how it goes. Just be careful. edit to add: A lot of times, the Fish and Game or Natural Resources folks, will sometimes supply a trap at no charge. That, has been my experience. Chuck
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____________________________________ He has an 'evil' twin? Chuck
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Two of those elderly ladies, met in town one day. As they walked down the sidewalk, they passed a photographer's studio. The one old lady says to the other; "Les git our pictures taken!" The other old lady, who was real hard of hearing says; "You mean it?" The other lady says; "Shore, it'll be fun!" So, they went into the studio. The Photographer visited with them for a few minutes and led the two old friends into his studio. As they were sitting there all posed, the old lady asked her friend. what was taking so long. The photographer heard her and said he had to 'focus'. The one old lady told the one who was hard of hearing; "He gonna focus!' Startled, the old lady who was hard of hearing says; "Bofus?" Chuck
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I think, you'll find a wide variety of various harness-containers at your DZ. Ask to try different rigs on and see how they feel to you. Get with riggers and ask them the various aspects of different gear. If, you can jump some of them, do it. Don't be talked into something you aren't going to like. It's your money. Shop around. Read what the manufacturer's have on their web pages. JMO. Chuck
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__________________________________ He probably chewed her ass one-two many times and she got tired of it and left! Chuck
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She did. But imagine the paycheck to do a scene with Mikey. I'm sure her husband would look the other way for those zeros. Shit I wouldn't let that piece of shit touch my porn star wife for all the 000's in the world she already has enough money. Why let that POS violate her. he might bite her ear!!! _________________________________ Or worse! Chuck
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Now wouldn't you all just shit if you saw that flying by you in FF. Or even better, landing under canopy next to you. I would be laughing so hard I would forget to flair. __________________________________ I think, I did, once. That's another story. Chuck
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____________________________________ That's too cool! I was in kind of a big class (365) It shoulda been 366. One of the girls got in a 'motherly' way and was 'asked' to not cross the stage. We all threw a walleyed fit but, it didn't help. Anyhow, I hung around 5 or 6 in my class and just lost track of each other. After I got my diploma and the whole deal was over, I put my cap and gown in the chair, walked-out and never looked back. Chuck
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I just hate enjoying your posts so much
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__________________________________ I think, I've still got one or two air-mail stamps! Wish, they'd bring those suckers back so I could use 'em! I've seen a lot of changes in my life and I haven't liked a damned one of 'em! Eat right, get your rest at night, and never quit lookin' at the good lookin' women! Chuck
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Hell, I didn't go to any of my re-unions and don't plan to. Everybody standin' around talkin' about who's gotten fat and who's still a hottie for her age... bull-shit! I never have needed that kind of thing. You're still young, man! Enjoy the shit out of it and look to the rest of the day and tomorrow. It's only what you let it be. Chuck
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____________________________________ Yer's too? Glad to see I'm not the only ol' fart around these parts! I get-up every morning, check the obits and don't see my name so I keep going! It's been a helluva ride and lookin' forward to more! My wife (#-3), has had a lot to do with the way I feel. It's gonna be great! Chuck
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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT! Chuck
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That's right! This is a classy place and we can't have stuff dumped here from other sites, trashin'-up the place! Chuck
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The return of the Wonderhog! Chuck
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Glad you made it home safe!!! Now, find that rig and get yer butt in the air! Chuck
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__________________________________ We used to have a guy that came to our DZ and would stuff a half of a Nerf football in his jumpsuit! Honest to God, man! _______________________________________ That's the one! It looked goofy as hell because, he was a skinny dude. Someone told him to do that to help his fall rate. To think about it, it would have an aerodynamic effect. It just looked funny. Chuck Chuck So he looked like the cocky dude played by Ben Stiller in "Dodge Ball" when he's trying to impress the lady?? Gawd!
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Damn right you did!!! Made me *think*, too, but I'd rather laugh than think anytime--except when I'm thinking about something funny! Walt __________________________________________ Same here, Man! I get a kick outa some of the stuff you post here. In SC, some of your writings get me to think. It's all, too cool! To me, that's what it's all about, laughing and exchanging ideas. Chuck
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Weren't nothin'! Any time! (((I did make you laugh, didn't I?))) Chuck
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__________________________________ We used to have a guy that came to our DZ and would stuff a half of a Nerf football in his jumpsuit! Honest to God, man! Chuck