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You say that like its a bad thing __________________________________ That's right! A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste! Chuck

______________________________________ Yup! If, I recall, Cingular bought-out or merged with Cellular-One. That happened just about the time I got my phone. Chuck

Head down the street to Sonic! Chuck

That's pretty cool! I have only seen two on one other person. (p.s. ignore the troll.) Chuck

You get the idea. Actually, I am a great ex! Walt ______________________________________ You're a great ex? Is that to say that, you comply with restraining orders? Chuck

________________________________ Is this another golf thread?

______________________________________ When my oldest son, was about 4yrs. old, he loved that stuff! I of course served his with a big, cold glass of milk. He used to call it 'barf-aroni'! Chuck

That there's some funny shit! Just glad, you survived to tell about it. Chuck

___________________________________ Stay away from them! They probably aren't all that fond of you, either! They do make great 'watch-dogs'. Chuck

Dude... I grabbed a stray goose from the pond a couple miles from here , gave it a bath and scrubbed it with Neutrogena to make sure it was as clean as it could get. I did every thing you said and it struggled and honked...tried to bite and claw me so I showed him what gaffers tape was.... It seemed rather cruel but it calmed down after only a few minutes in the oven. Buy hey, I followed the directions specifically. After all that, I have to give that recipe 2 thumbs down. It really stunk up the place and freaked out my room mates and to be quite frank about it... it's pretty gross. Are you sure you didn't skip a few of the instructions? _____________________________________ It appears, we both have different ideas of 'cleaned'. I meant, pluck all the feathers, remove the guts and chop the honker's head-off. Voila! Cleaned! Chuck

The only problem with that is she thinks he's already married. She just thinks he's sexy and wants him to go out on a date with her. Blues, Dave __________________________________________ Well, hell! That puts a wrench in the works! Wait a minute! She could go out with him and start black mailing him! Chuck

QuoteSo Gia is putting the moves on a trucker who delivers tractors for her company. Since he doesn't actually work for her company, is she safe from sexual harassment claims? Or are workplace flirtations verboten regardless of who employs whom? Does the fact that he's old, impotent, and has heart disease trigger any extra concerns regarding discrimination? ________________________________________ Maybe, the ol' geezer is filthy rich. Gia marries him, he croaks from a heart attack and BINGO! Rich widow! I say, no worries... go for it! Chuck

Pre-heat oven to 325deg. Stuff cleaned goose. Put on rack in large, covered roasting pan. A goose will yield a lot of grease. Place lid on roasting pan and slide pan into oven. Roas for 30min. per lb or until skin is a crisp golden brown. Mashed potatoes and gravy and veggies on the side. Yum, yum! Chuck

____________________________________ I hope, it was 'reward' fo a job WELL done! Leave 'em smilin', I say! Chuck *** Leave 'em walking like a 'Bull Rider' I always say! _______________________________________ "Save a horse... ride a cowboy!" Chuck

____________________________________ I hope, it was 'reward' fo a job WELL done! Leave 'em smilin', I say! Chuck

______________________________________ I really didn't want to say anything but, those hats are really popular with the girls. Chuck

________________________________________ From what... 13,500ft., maybe????? Hell, they coulda' packed a damned lunch! Gotta love Hollywod. Chuck

______________________________________ I just thought 'Point Break', was hokey as hell. Now, the surfin' scenes may be different. I don't know a lot about it. Chuck

____________________________________ ...and hold a conversation the whole time! Chuck

__________________________________________ O.K., if you gotta wear the hat, at least wear the stampede string behind your neck. Not under yer chin like a wuss! Green-horns! ____________________________________ You know! Chuck

__________________________________________ O.K., if you gotta wear the hat, at least wear the stampede string behind your neck. Not under yer chin like a wuss! Green-horns! Chuck

A complete bunch of crap (pun intended) ! I'm sooooo tired of people like Arlo Tolesco trying to tell me I'm inadequate if I don't have sex HIS way (or more likely, WITH him...). Phooey I say. If you like anal, by all means go for it and enjoy this month of August. Maybe that's why so many people have been walking funny lately.... ___________________________________________ I agree! Who are these assholes (yet another intended pun) that set themselves up as 'authorities'? Credentials or not. Who are they, so arrogant they be, to tell me and 'expect' me to follow their way of thinking. The anus, is 'EXIT ONLY'. If, some folks out there choose to do that... fine. That's up to them. As for me? I'll just be conventional. Thank you, very much. End of rant! Chuck

We had a real jerk at our DZ a few years ago who liked to try to intimidate me as well as others. I scattered razor clippings from my electric razor on the inside of his jumpsuit, one hot summer day! He wasn't wearing a shirt!

Damn, that would have been great on video! Ok, one more story (it's like confession, I feel better after getting it off my chest!). I rented a guy a room in my house for a couple weeks. He turned out to be a total loser, and owed lots of people money. He ate all my food, drank all my beer, and then left, shorting me money. He came back later to get his motorcycle, and surprise, the garage door was locked! He wasn't happy when I told him it was now collateral. A month went by, and I hadn't heard from him... One night I was standing in the garage, looking at his bike leaking oil on my garage floor, and I noticed the gas cap didn't lock. I opened it up, raised my beer in a toast, and poured a little in the tank.... took a drink, then poured the rest (half bottle) into the tank. A few weeks later as I'm getting ready for work, he shows up at my door with money in hand. I smiled and walked back in the house. Then I heard it start - I was a little disappointed until he got to the end of the street and I heard it sputter and stall. He started it again, went about 10 feet, sputter and stall. I started laughing as I got in the shower. 20 minutes later, I see him across the lake, struggling with the bike. Trying to start it, going 10 - 20 feet as it sputtered and stammered, then stalled. He had about 20 miles to go, 10 feet at a time! Jeff ________________________________ It's all right, Big-guy! Go ahead and vent. Not only is it good for your soul but, it's a helluva fun read for me! Got any more? (((softly: Kinda vindictive... aint' ya'?!))) Chuck

__________________________________ Ah! A true friend indeed! Chuck