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Ouch!!!! Funny now, but ouch!!! ________________________________________ Ouch, is right! Looked like a grub worm wearin' a turtleneck! The worst part was when I put the after-shave on! I'da won a gold medal for break-dancin'! Chuck Walt

Proposition?!! No way. More like the ultimate tease! But that's ok. Being teased by dz.com chicks makes me feel quite lucky compared to most guys.

__________________________________________ I was really young at the time and I was experimenting. I thought, the girl in my life, at the time, would like it. I've never heard anyone laugh so hard in my life. Chuck Now THAT sounds like story material!!! Walt

____________________________________ I haven't seen it yet but, on your recommendation, I will see it! Walt! I think, you're bein' propositioned! Chuck

Why thankyou, but no it was not a Christmas present--I've had it since I was around 16 and it's just kind of grown on me. Walt _______________________________ Just kinda 'grown' on you? That's a groaner in itself! There was a whole 'Drew Carey' show about 'man-boobs. It was funny as hell. Seinfeld did a thing on 'man-boobs' on his show. Instead of the 'bra', Kramer, came-up with the 'bro'! Funny stuff, that was. I'm glad to see, you're a manly man and not one of those who waxes or shaves his body hair. To me, men shaving their legs and other body hair is just plain weird. I tried shaving 'down there' once and it was nothing less than a painful mess. All those little pieces of toilet paper where I 'nicked' myself with the razor. When it grew back, it itched like a sumbitch. I was constantly scratching my nuts and I guess, people thought I had the crabs or something. Chuck

___________________________________ That'd be fun! Chuck

_________________________________ Hmmmmmm... scratches head! I know who he is but, I'm not tellin'! Chuck

______________________________________ Exactly! Chuck Wow--you guys are harsh!!! I'm thinkin' just tape their mouth shut for an hour or so. Walt _____________________________________ I'm bein' considerate of the arrogant so and so's! Chuck

I'll supply the piano wire to string him up with!! ________________________________ Chuck

Thanks--I feel much, much better now. Maybe I just needed the rest. Going to my parents' place is NOWHERE near that bad!!!!! Still bothers me, though, for some silly reason. You are far more kind and forgiving than I am. I would subject them to your fat aunt Gerry every day for the rest of their lives!!!! 2nd that, except for the part about loving Christmas. Walt __________________________________________ O.K., i gotta be honest. Up until I met my present (better be the last) wife, I hated Christmas. Even as a kid. I hated it. I would make myself scarce, when all ther relatives were there. I show back up, after the last visitor was backing out the drive-way. Most times, noone ever noticed I was gone! I carried those feelings through my adult life. Only difference was, I'd hide in a 'bottle'. Usually, it was Michelob. Then, after a second divorce (that's another story) and several months of 'alone time', I met my 3rd. wife. She goes nuts over Christmas. I mean, sweet little girl nuts, over Christmas. Between her and the Buspar, I've really gotten to look forward to Christmas. She's taught me what it's all about. Now, I think, I could face all my cousins and 320lb. aunts and cigar smellin' uncles. We spend it alone, since most of our respective families have passed. i do the cookin', cus, I like to cook. While the turkey's in the oven, we just 'visit' with each other or go for a walk. It took me a lot of years to get-over my feelings of 'dread' at Christmas. I hope, you're able to do the same. I think, what has really ruined Christmas is, the commercialism. That's another rant. Anyhow, I'm gonna wish you a Merry Christmas, just the same. Take care. Chuck

______________________________________ I think, it'd be really neat if, you rigged-up some Rube Goldberg affair and somewhere along the way, the Cypres cutter cuts a string that drops a bowling ball down a spiral slide and at the bottom of the slide, trips a trigger that launches a cream-pie on a catapault and the pie smacks a jumper that just made his/her hundreth jump... or something along those lines. Whaddya think? Chuck

______________________________________ I for one, hope, they let you! that'd be pretty cool. Chuck

__________________________________________ I'm sorry to hear that you weren't feeling well. Maybe, it was some nervous, tension thing. i used to get that at Christmas going to my Mom's place. I knew other relatives would be there and my fat aunt Gerry would be there and pinch my cheeks and tell me how much I've grown! I was 33 years old for God's sake! As for these brain-dead gang-bangers and morons that have to screw-up, what is supposed to be the happiest day of the whole frickin' year. i think, they oughta lock 'em all in a gymnasium somewhere and give 'em a truck-load of AK-47's and the last one standing... throw his ass in jail for murder and mayhem. I love Christmas and I hate hearing about some dickweed messin' it up for someone else. I know about Lisamariewillbe' brother and it's a rotten lousy deal. Her family, was probably having a wonderful day till that asshole took her brother's life and left them with only memories. I hope, they get the guy that did it and string him up by the nuts. JMO. Chuck

_________________________________________ You're right there! You might wanna go back into that pub again, sometime. They won't let you back in if, you you have a reputation as a brawler or trouble-maker. That's weird! Two guys, brawlin' in a pub, the bar tender throws them out. If, it's two hot lookin' babes with nice tits, the bar tender let's them brawl till they both collapse! Chuck

______________________________________ Exactly! Chuck

That was truly badass!!! Walt __________________________________________ Hee, hee! How was your Christmas? My (present and forever) wife got me a rope bag, a hard case for carryin' my best Resistol, a carry case for my best Justin's and "Git-R-Done" by Larry the Cable Guy! You gotta get that book! It's funnier than kickin' a midget in the nuts! (I got that from the book) Forgive me Lord! Chuck

It means no! Just like when you're puttin' the moves on a girl and things are steamin'-up and she says no... it means NO! Yes, means yes... No, means no. Plain and simple. Tell him he owes you a new T-shirt... just like the one he ripped to shreds. Booze, is no excuse. JMO Chuck

You don't need no stinkin' waiver! Post the pics! I just heard the other day, on one of those judge shows that you can photograph anything unless, you are told before-hand not to do so. So, with that... post 'em! That's gotta be really hot! Chuck

From the assholes driving on I-75 & I-10 I got nothing but aggravation and anxiety Why do these fuck heads think the left lane is for cellphone calls and play time with the crumb grabbers? ________________________________ I see that kinda crap, all over the place. What is so important that people have to be yappin' away on a cell-phone? I see 'em goin' from the right lane to the far left lane on the Interstates, no turn signals... just go and they're blabbin' on their cell-phone. Then, they slow down to about 45-mph! That crap about "Can you hear me now?" I've got the same cell-phone the guy in the ad has and I couldn't hear him if I was on that phone standin' next to him! I think, it should be a federal law if, you're caught bumpin' your gums on a cell-phone while driving, you are put in stocks in front of the county courthouse and everybody that passes you screams; "Can you hear me now?" There is a time and place for a cell phone. Restaurants, while driving, grocery stores, hardware stores any public place ain't one of them! End of rant, chuck

Too good that you found what you were looking for! I recall, several years ago, when belly-flying was the 'thing to do', the various container manufacturer's had rubber stamps. The figure it stamped would be wearing either a Javelin, Vector, Racer and etc. They were quite small and you could stamp-out a lot of points on a page of your log-book. Chuck

This wasn't this year, but one year, I made my 2nd. Ex, really pissed and i couldn't figure why! I got her a new washer and dryer! A douche-bag and a towel! Chuck

My all-time favorite version of that song was done by Rod Stewart and the 'Small Faces'. Ron Wood's bottleneck guitar sends chills through me. Chuck

I would like to - but, as I said - It needs time for a fool like me Will try my best soon... Christel ____________________________________________ Sounds good! I'll be looking for it. I was having trouble, as I mentioned and had to get help. These things can be fun but, they have a mind of their own!!! Well, good luck and hope, you don't blow a fuse, trying. Chuck

Yes, Chuck, we still have Kris Kringle as well as Christ child, bringing all the gifts for the kids ... on Dec. 24th. In the afternoon of that day, the tree is decorated, kiddies have to wait in another room until dad is ringing a bell - and then they all coming in and jump on all christmas gifts placed under the tree. Oh well, my son is 24 now and really no more jumping into the room for his gifts - he's kind enough to spend few hours with the oldies and then leaving quickly to jump with his g/f into his favourite club to celebrate their own party night until 0500 am or longer.... Aaah, those long party nights, I'll never forget my own.... Christel ______________________________________ That is, a bit different than we do it here but, it still sounds like FUN! Chuck

I know what you mean, about an old hat. They're just 'comfortable' Thank you, for sharing some of your tradition. I enjoy learning things like that. What do you hunt? Game birds? Deer? P.S. You need to get your picture up! Chuck