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  1. No way--I just had to get some work done! Walt ___________________________________ Really? Just jerkin' yer chain. Chuck
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    Bungee Jumping

    I first saw films of that when I was a kid and I still cringe. I'm tellin ya'... that ain't macho. It's dumb! Leastwise, to my way of thinking. How would you like to be born there? Chuck
  3. I keep reading it... can't stop... ______________________________________ I keep checking back to it. One of the best yet! I think, poor Walt, got scared-off. Chuck
  4. Seems like, whenever I have to use a public restroom, like in a 'nice' restaurant, there is always some lard-ass in a stall, grunting like tug boat and un-loading like somebody emtying a bucket of slop on the side-walk! The restroom smells like a sulphur plant. Why, don't they do that before they leave the house??? Chuck
  5. __________________________________________ No, I think, it's a pretty neat idea. I usually stumble across things that causes me to think of someone and think, they might get a kick out that or, I'll bet they can really use that. Usually, it's in a store that I just happen to go into. Pressure shopping? HATE it! I try to form, as I mentioned, a mental list then just whatever 'strikes' me in the store. Chuck
  6. This is going to wind-up with more posta than 'I Am A Christian'!!! Whaddya' think, bobbi? Like the ol' boy said; "Oooooh, there's nothing better than a good tight-end!'? Chuck
  7. I loved that bit, the first time I saw it on SNL and it's still good!!! Thanks for posting it. Chuck
  8. I was to the doctor's yesterday for a physical and he never mentioned it!? Chuck
  9. I feel for ya' and understand your anguish, my brother! Been there done that. Shopping 'brain-fart'. Besides, I hate malls. I'd rather somebody beat the crap outa me than go to the mall! I think of who I have to buy for, make a mental list and hit the small stores. Chuck
  10. Sounds like you won't be for long, Walt!!! That's what I'm thinkin'!!! Walt ___________________________________________ You're a 'marked' man, Walt! Chuck
  11. ___________________________________ Hee, hee! You're a lil' stinker! Chuck
  12. _______________________________________ It's o.k. you brush your teeth! I'll bet, they would dig Ben Wa balls. Be sure and wash them first if you're gonna play marbles! Are you making sugar or gingerbread cookies? I love Christmas!
  13. _____________________________________ Bobbi... you're an absolute hoot! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Where do you come-up with this stuff? I forgot... you were a DZO! Chuck
  14. Aw, yeah! My wife cracks me up. In the almost 10-yrs. we've been married, I've never laughed so much. I know, she mis-places things. Whenever she is looking for something in particular and I find it first, I'll put it in my pocket until she gives-up looking. I'll pull it out of my pocket and dangle it till she looks at it. She says I'm 'mean'? I don't get it? She knows I keep things in 'their' place. She'll purposely leave something for me to pick-up... then laugh like hell! Chuck
  15. ____________________________________ Reminds me of the physical I had yesterday! That doctor had some huge knuckles! Not cool! Chuck
  16. In regard to OCD, I've got it bad. I was raised with the idea of 'Everything has a place and everything in it's place.' It doesn't drive me nuts but, if, I see something, especially tools in my shop, not where they belong, I stop and put them where they belong. My wife, is just the opposite. She is forever mis-placing things like her glasses, driver's license, checkbook and etc. She also, squeezes the toothpaste from the top of the tube. That, is fine. I squeeze the tube from the bottom. I don't throw fits over things like that, I just quietly put things where they belong. Chuck
  17. ___________________________________ I'll have to do that! The Horseshoes, come with an insole and I just add the Gell-soles for a little added comfort. They are a bit wider than the boots I normally wear, workin' cows. I had to go to bigger stirrups! I'm going to give the Ariats a whirl. Thanks, for the tip! Have a safe flight/trip and a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Chuck
  18. _____________________________________ I'm reading what you're puttin'-down here and about to bust a gut. No pun intended, in regard to the topic. Maybe, Walt and Cocheese are just a little 'anal' about the topic. That's o.k. We all, have our different likes and dis-likes. I've thought, over the years, that maybe, I shouldn't have been drunk, the one time I tried it. As I recall, the girl involved seemed to really like it. You are correct, it is much more 'snug' than vaginal sex. As I get older, my exhuberance for experimentation has waned. Chuck
  19. couldn't you get any shoes to fit? ______________________________________ I apologise! 'Horseshoes', is a brand name for a type of shoe. Kind of a cowboy version of Reeboks. Put some Gel soles in and they keep yer feets, happy-happy! Chuck
  20. ______________________________________ You're from Texas, aren't you? That, is 'our' uniform! I had to go through the 'inspection' thing, twice! The rivets in my Wranglers had the metal detector goin' nuts. I'm glad, it wasn't in Houston! I had about 40-minutes between flights and had to go from terminal 'A' to terminal 'C'. Good thing, i've been workin'-out! Chuck
  21. _____________________________________ Heck yeah! Do you see what I'm saying, though? I guess, if you're gay... and that's not a bad thing, it would be flattering... I guess!? Chuck
  22. _________________________________________ Be prepared to take the Ariats off. Steel shanks! They'll make the metal detector go off like the 4th. of July. Just went through that on a recent flight to Michigan. I was wearing Horseshoes. Wear your uniform! Have a safe flight! Chuck
  23. This is some funny shit Why is it that so many guys just love to have anal sex... and yet are SOOOO homophobic about that whole GAY LIFESTYLE thing... you know.. Anal Sex.. blowjobs. Guys are the ones with a prostrate that makes it all good for them. Sooo If I get this right.. if its with a guy.. who can actually get off on it.. its BAD.... but with a woman its ok for the same guys who go out of thier way to bash gay guys. Things that make you go HMMMMMMMMMMM __________________________________________ Good point! I think, we have some 'different' ideas about sex in this country. F'rinstance. What do men want most in regard to sex? A blow-job... right? It's a wonderful experience. So, we get pissed at someone and call them a 'cocksucker', in a denegrating, demeaning, manner. That's a little confusing. If, something is so good, how does it suddenly become 'bad'? Just a thought. Chuck
  24. I was told, in fact, I got a list of French owned businesses in the U.S. and Kohl's was on the list. What you said, clears that little matter up. Besides, Kohl's, does not have a French 'ring' to it. Thanks! Chuck