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  1. Well, I was trying to change my picture and was having 'trouble'. Probably, because I'm stone sober! I gave-up the booze, 10-yrs. ago. Anyhow, here's my new 'avatar'. Yup! that's me, breakin a Texas, free-range turkey! Hey, those things can be mean! Thank you, for the compliment about my hat. It's a Resistol that I've had a lot of years and it's been stepped on, knocked-off by heavy brush, had cow poop on it and I don't know what all. Periodically, I'll chunk it into the horse trough, shape it and stick it on my head till it dries. Hope, you're having a very Merry Christmas. Where you're at, it's Kris Kringle, isn't it? I'm not very world traveled. Chuck
  2. I never know what to say at times like this but, your loss makes me feel bad and I'm praying for you and your family. I'm so sorry for your loss. Chuck
  3. I'm working on it. Stand by! I was having 'technical difficulties'! Chuck
  4. ______________________________________ Well, Merry Christmas, anyhow! Chuck
  5. _____________________________________ Aw, shoot! I wasn't tryin' to be ornery. Heck no, I got some really great stuff from Santa! A new rope bag, A leather boot bag, a hard case for carrying my best hat when travelin'! Santa was really good to me! I also got a very good book! It's funny in places, a bit of a tear jerker in parts... just a wonderful book. I've started reading it while the turkey is in the oven. I can't put this book down, except to visit with the folks here on the ol' BF! Sure hope, your Christmas is going great! Chuck
  6. Does anything say CHRISTMAS quite like an anal sex thread? _________________________________________ I just thought, I'd throw-in a 'little known fact' so as to enlighten those reading this thread. Now that you mention it, this thread probably, should not even be here on Christmas. But, what the heck. Chuck
  7. What's the difference between a freezer and anal sex? A freezer doesn't fart when you pull-out the meat! Chuck
  8. Merry Christmas to you, Bobbi! I hope, the coming year is better than ever. Chuck
  9. ____________________________________ You might be short on cash for more jumps but, you saved your life. Congrats on a good job. Chuck
  10. Hi, T! All the best to you and your family. Stay safe! Chuck
  11. Happy, safe, New Year to each and everyone at dz.com. Chuck
  12. O.K., ya' big lug... I voted for ya'. You'd better win! If you don't, we're all gonna come to one of your matches and root for the other guy! So, there. Chuck
  13. __________________________________________ Definately! Those guys put the 'G' in guitar! What was amazing about those two is, they'd get 'goofin' ' around with their guitars and come-up with some incredible music. Merry Christmas to you and your family, Lawrocket and a great New Year ! Chuck
  14. Too cool! Thanks! Another one, by the Allman Brothers is Jessica. The song also, causes me to think of my granddaughter... Jessica. Those guys put-out some really great music. The lead guitar player (Betts) sure knows his way around a guitar. Chuck
  15. ______________________________________ Whaddya' say about Joe Satriani? The guy is un-believable with a guitar. Chuck
  16. You're right! If, you cut through the crap, there is some really interesting stuff in cyber-space. As you said, this is a 'nugget'. Chuck
  17. There are several types, out there. Check the various dealer's web-sites or Para-Gear, Parachute Equipment, etc. There is one type, that is totally clear and has a rolled edge... comfy. They will really take a beating and are hard to scratch-up. Contact Gravitygirl here on dizzy.com. They really aren't hard to find. Chuck
  18. ___________________________________ That's funny!
  19. Wow! It's really neat... dizzying, but neat! Chuck
  20. So, if, I vote for you... whazzinnit for me? I just don't go votin' all willy-nilly. Chuck
  21. _________________________________ Frenchy, you're always a winner, around here!
  22. masterrig

    Red Wings

    red wings = oral. Got mine years ago! Walt _________________________________________ Walt, you ol' dog you! You got bigger cajones than I do, for sure! Chuck Probably not, I've just never been very good at figuring out the boundaries of "normal" behavior--at least not until I cross the line and I get yelled at. Walt _________________________________________ That 'normal' thing, has had me puzzled for years. Seems like nowadays, anything goes. What was kinky, when I was a teen-ager, is generally accepted now. The 60's kinda kicked the doors in on what was once moral. So, in short... I'm not kinky any more... I'm average! Chuck
  23. masterrig

    Red Wings

    red wings = oral. Got mine years ago! Walt _________________________________________ Walt, you ol' dog you! You got bigger cajones than I do, for sure! Chuck
  24. masterrig

    Red Wings

    Only if you can tie a knot in the string using only your tongue. Otherwise it must come out. ________________________________________ I used to know a girl, who could tie a knot in a cherry stem from her drink! Talk about revvin'-up the ol' imagination! Chuck
  25. Chuck, Great rant. I think that every rigger that reads it will appreciate what you are saying. Like you said they are few and far between, but they sure can piss you off. Sparky _______________________________________ You got that right! There've been one or two, over the years, I'd liked to have strangled! Sparky, you, have a Merry Christmas and all the best in the coming year! Chuck