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_____________________________________ That woulda' been hell if, you had a pre-mature opening! Chuck Yep, it would have indeed. Walt __________________________________________ Do ya' think, the way this thread's goin'... Santy Claus is gonn visit any of us? Chuck

______________________________ He and his band, are really gooood! He did some blues, rock and a couple classical numbers. The man, exudes talent. I think, tickets were like, $10.00 - $12.00. Cheap price to see such talent. Shit--what a deal!!! That's like finding a great 25 cent hooker and having 3 rolls of quarters in your pocket!!! Walt _______________________________________ Now ya' did it! I just (honest to god) spewed coffee all over my white collie! Yeah, no kiddin'! That's bein' luckier than a 2-peckered possum! Chuck

Wait until after I get you to repack my reserve.

_____________________________________ That woulda' been hell if, you had a pre-mature opening! Chuck

______________________________ He and his band, are really gooood! He did some blues, rock and a couple classical numbers. The man, exudes talent. I think, tickets were like, $10.00 - $12.00. Cheap price to see such talent.

Check out "Slow blues" by Mick Taylor. It's an oldie, but some beautiful, incredibly tasteful guitar work. Walt __________________________________________ My wife and I, went to see Mick Taylor, a couple years ago. He was playing at a local (old) theatre here in town. What a show! He can play it all. He still, looks like he did when he played with the Stones. Chuck

'Blue Sky' - The Allman Brothers Band. Not so much the lyrics but, the guitar playing. (It's on their 'Eat A Peach' album.) Chuck

I pesonally liked it when he started using a picture of Hitler as his avatar, but it rubbed some raw nerves and he had to change it. Walt ______________________________ Reminded me a lot of Prince Harry! That little swastika weilding scamp! I think, artistcalledian kinda likes to 'stir the pot' a little bit too, if the truth be known. Some of what he says could be construed as 'inciteful' but, I look at it this way... it's the BF. Chuck

________________________________ YEAH! ...and they got some of my best lures! Chuck

I think people would believe that about as quickly as they would believe that artistcalledian could issue an unconditional apology and mean it. Walt ___________________________________ artistcalledian, is just looking for ((((HUGS)))) & Chuck

____________________________________ ...that was quick! Chuck

Please tell me that this is not going to turn into some sort of punothon!!! ______________________________________ When you put it in the oven, just don't stick it with a toothpick to see if it's 'done'! Chuck Walt

grooooooooooooooooooan. Walt ___________________________________ Hey! Give a guy a break here! These are the jokes, folks! P.S. Merry Christmas, Walt! A Happy New Year, too! Chuck

Getting yeast "straight from the tap" is ok, but does taste kind of funky and is slightly annoying when it is in chunks (although I have learned through experience to *never* mention it to the yeast owner!) Walt _______________________________________ Yeah! The Pillsbury Dough Boy died... of a severe yeast infection! Chuck

____________________________________ Thank you, Christel! That, was kind of you to say. I wish, you and your family, a very Merry Christmas and that your new year, is the best ever! Be safe in your travels. Chuck

Bobbi, got her freak on! Chuck

__________________________________________ Yup! I recall times, when I did about the same thing and prayed till I thought I was gonna' bust. Just wishing I hadn't done it or that it would just... go away and noone would know. I really don't believe we are alone in this, either. No apology necessary. I understand. I can't say you've ever hurt me or my feelings. We are, after all... human. See! God does have a sense of humor! Chuck

_______________________________________ Do we work at the same DZ??? I was starting to get a complex! I thought, I was the only one putting-up with crap like that! I have never gone so far as to delivering finished work to the customer's home. As far as 'abusing' yours or my time... I get it quite often and it's always the same ones. Customers waiting till about 7:00 P.M. on a Friday night and wanting an I&R on their rig. Then, telling me, they will pick it up about 10:00A.M, the next morning... and not show! Yeah, I've gotten that! Leaving their rig with me for months on end! When they finally contact me, wanting to get their rig, show total bewilderment that their rig is once again... out of date! The one's I love, are the folks that just want an I&R! I find a 'problem' that really, seriously needs attention. I try to contact them. No dice! Time is running out. I make the call, do the work and give them their bill when they pick it up. The customer say's a polite 'thank you' to me and pays. I hear later, what a son of a bitch I am for charging so much and all they wanted was a re-pack! Do the words 'inspection' and 'airworthiness' ring a bell? Everything you have mentioned and more, I've experienced. You just, cannot, be nice to to 'some' people. They'll abuse the living crap out of you! I must clarify though, I'm referring to a small number of folks I've dealt with. They, are the ones who stick in my memory. In general, Folks have been pretty decent with me. I'm done ranting. Thanks. Chuck

_____________________________________ Penises... and... BUTTS! Yeah, BUTTS, everywhere! Lots and lots of big round shiny butts! Oh yeah... and PENISES! Chuck

i'm sorry i've given you a feeling of revulsion

__________________________________ San Francisco!!! Chuck

__________________________________________ Bobbi, I've noticed, you seem to have a fixation on things 'butt' and or 'anal'!? That's not a bad thing! Chuck

After reading this, I need to raise my prices! Chuck

_______________________________________ C'mon, which would you rather have. Straight man on top missionary style intercourse or a good, sloppy, tongue-lashing blow job? Chuck there's more to sex than missionary... personally I prefer the woman on top or doggy style.. and yes, anal too... of course there's nothing wrong with a good, sloppy tongue-lashing blow job... as long as she doesn't mind me having a snack too.... _____________________________________ There ya' go! Well rounded, taste in sexual pleasure... right on! (I like all that stuff, too.) Chuck

a blow job? dam'n I knew I was after the wrong thing.... _______________________________________ C'mon, which would you rather have. Straight man on top missionary style intercourse or a good, sloppy, tongue-lashing blow job? Chuck