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______________________________________ You mean... there's more than one??? Yikes! that's scarey! there are so many of us that many people, try to keep up with us. with our high reproduction rate, keeping up with the joneses is fruitless ___________________________________________ Kinda like 'horse-flys'. They reproduce like crazy and just buss around and drive folks nuts. Chuck

_________________________________ I think, a bit of 'androgeny' enters the picture! Chuck

______________________________________ You mean... there's more than one??? Yikes! that's scarey! Chuck

_____________________________________ No, this thread is cool and Ninjas are timeless and always 'IN'! Chuck

_________________________________________ Po' nothin'! That's good eatin'! Little white gravy and a biscuit... yum! Chuck

____________________________________ That's a good point. It'll get your mind off of things for a little while. Chuck

Dam'n, we could only afford 1 O ________________________________________ Fortunately, we didn't have to buy vowels and of course, consonants were free. Chuck

Ain't lookin' too good yet! We have flooding in the East, flooding and mud-slides in California, grass fires in Texas, Oklahoma, New Mexico, let's see... Chuck

___________________________________ I noticed, you spell his name 2-different ways... 'Flavor' & 'Flava'. which is it??? Chuck

We spelled 'poor' with 5- O's! Chuck

_________________________________ You can also do that with your pick-up. If, you get behind on your pick-up payment, get in a wreck. take the insurance check and make your payment! Chuck

_______________________________________ I checked it out. you, are correct, Rebecca! Brigitte Nielson's 'little' feller. Chuck BOOYA!!! HAHAHAHA!! I KNEW IT!!! I LOVE being right about completely useless things!! ____________________________________ Yeah, Baaaa-by! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk... Chuck

_______________________________________ I checked it out. you, are correct, Rebecca! Brigitte Nielson's 'little' feller. Chuck

________________________________________ I wonder if, she still has that footbal player's name tattood on her but? (I can't think of his name now.) Chuck

__________________________________ The real intent of light beers was to get the 'calorie counting crowd'. Here in the U.S., the beers are lager beers... they're a 'light' beer. So then, they water it down some more and voila! Light beer!. Attempts have been made at producing a heavier beer, like Michelob and Andeker and maybe one or two others. Heavier, European type beers don't go over that well in this country. Like everyone else selling a product in this country, beer producers want to sell to the masses. Chuck

_____________________________________ that type, usually does think os themselves that way. Chuck

Man, if I had a sister and I did that to her by mistake, just shoot me! _______________________________________ No kidding! Hell, I'd even load the gun! Chuck

____________________________________________ Well? Don't just sit there... get that fire started. We gotta have an agitator! Sittin' there, bitchin' about it won't 'Git-R-Done!' Chuck

I remember that happening to a friend of mine. I have a friend that is famous for doing socially awkward things with girls some of his exploits include: on a bus back home from a function he looked at his date and was trying to convince her to come back and said "i mean its not like i am a rapist or anything" well the people around him heard that and totally lost it. on another occasion he was on a date with a girl and invited her back to his place to watch a movie, well they get to his place and come to find out that he doesn't have a tv at all... and his crowning glory, he was at a party at our house, his sister was also there well he is walking around and see's this hot girl so he walks up and grabs her ass and when she turns around its his sister who hits him and yells at him... ______________________________________ Sounds like a real 'social klutz'! His sister, did the right thing. How funny! Chuck

_________________________________________ She does like T.V! Chuck That is one of the funniest things i have ever heard. One of my friends from college, he had graduated, but he came back and hooked up with this girl in her dorm room well some where in the night he pissed her bed, got up before she realized what he had done and came and joined us at our tail gate. when he showed up we all just laughed at him for a while. A girl also pissed the couch at our fraternity house. It was pretty funny. ha hah ha ____________________________________ I recall, one of my ol' buds from college, had the 'hots' for this one girl at school. She was pretty 'shiny' as I recall. Well, he finally got a date with her. His thoughts of the whole thing, far from 'pure and decent', were to follow the old adage; 'Candy's dandy but, liquor's quicker.' As he plied her with booze, things heated-up. He moved in for a big wet smooch when she blew lunch, dinner and probably breakfast all over his new tweed sports coat. Needless to say, that date, ended real quick. Chuck

____________________________________________ Ain't that the truth! Chuck

Thankyou! Walt _____________________________________________ It's your fault we're late, wishing you a Happy Birthday! So... Happy Birthday, you old son-of-a-gun, you! You're still, a pup! You've got a ways to go before you catch-up to me! All the very best to you... every day! Chuck

Nope, I sure haven't. Slappie!!! Where the hell are you?? Show yourself!! Are you there? ____________________________________ WoW! He must be deep-deep undergorund ninja stuff or something! For him to not show when you holler at him, makes me wonder. Hope, the boy's awright!? Chuck

_______________________________________ I'm sowy. chuck I love that avatar pic!! And s'okay - it's a new year, so I'm gonna build a bridge and get over myself, or fail miserably and fall on my face. Either way, it's all good.