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______________________________________ I'm trying to contain myself! You know, this is getting to be a fun little thread! That's pretty cool! Walt can get people to laugh and have fun and not even be around! Chuck

That is exactly why one of the things we chanted on the drag last night was "E-S-P-N Kiss My Ass!" __________________________________________ ...and the way they call games! I and about 50-bazillion other folks in the world are watching a particular game. ESPN is calling the action. They describe a play, totally different than what actually took place! Ronnie Milsap could call games better than ESPN! Chuck

This, could be bigger than... Zen! Your publi, awaits! I love ya' Walt! (but not in a homosexual way) Chuck

______________________________________ Yeah, that's the ticket! He's typing up something really GOOD! O.K., let's give him a little time. We don't want him getting writer's block! OH, MY GOD! What if... Walt's got writer's block! Chuck

Yeah! Some of it's a little embarrassing. I don't even drink! Chuck

_____________________________________ Walt's teasin' us! That rascal! Chuck

_______________________________________ "You walk into the 7-1, You tell the man what you need, Say, gimme a roll of duct tape and a case of Nyquil, please!" "Yeah, gimme a case of Nyquil. For that restful sleep my body needs. Yeah, gimme a case of Nyquil, For that restful sleep my body needs. Anylgesic de-congestant with an antihistimine!" from: 'Nyquil Blues!' Chuck

___________________________________________ I know, that's right! Chuck

Walt's sittin' back waiting for a few more pleads for another of his spell-binding yet, most often hilarious stories. C'mon Walt! Puleeeeeeeeeze! We need something new and fresh! Throw us a bone here! Chuck

______________________________________ That, is good eatin'! Chuck

EGGS! Over-easy, hash browns, bacon & biscuit & gravy! Chuck

Well actually I was twofold... I bet quiet a bit on the Horns. Lost my ass to the spread, but the retrun was worth my investment.. Really the worst part was having to listen to USC asslickers suck media butthole for the last 4 weeks. ESPN can toss my salad, for making me deal with 2 weeks of "how is Reggie Bush the second coming and Mat is a QB god! USC had it's run, no one.. and I mean NO ONE thought UT could knock them off. Man what a game! Was the most enjoyable Bowl game in my history... I'm 38... I'll be talking about this year and this group of players for many many years. Vince Young is the real deal. So you budding sports writers know what an all round QB looks like. He has backed up and done everything he's said he was going to do. The H-trophy ceremony and accompaning press conference should have given SC and all the bandwagon jumpers notice... He was robbed and had a point to prove. Prove he did... HOOK'EM HORNS!! Thanks to all those who believed, and seriously.. fuck all you trash talking airheads who jumped bandwagons. _____________________________________ Slappie, you made a point, that has chapped my ass for some time. The way the media and especially the sportscasters. Mostly, ESPN sportscasters, will get ahold of a particular athlete and just blow him so out of proportion. Those announcers talk of noone else... until the next one comes along. The athlete they are talking about, may have some fairly good numbers but, those announcers talk like there never has been nor will there ever be an athlete like that guy. ESPN announcers drive me nuts! YEAH, HORNS!!! Chuck

________________________________ Meeeee toooo! Chuck

________________________________________ Billy, Billy, Billy... shame... Chuck

Then there's the people that think they're better than the people that think they're better than the people that think they know it all and are better than the people that can't tell when someone's trolling or not trolling. I can't stand those guys! _____________________________________ Bravo! That, was good! Chuck

___________________________________ Uh... freak show! Chuck

______________________________________ Alvin Crow, was the reason I went to the 'Spoke'!!! That guy is good! His brother, Rick, played guitar in Alvin's band, the Pleasant Valley boys. Rick, later took a job driving the bus for Asleep at the Wheel and played a little guitar for 'Wheel'. Don't worry about the 'thread drift'... it's cool! Chuck

___________________________________ Yeah! Turn those numbers around! Hook 'em Horns!!! Chuck

___________________________________ I remember the biker bar! Like you, the name slips my mind. You can have a blast in that town! Have you ever tried the 'Spoke' for a chicken fried steak? I'm tellin' ya'... to die for! It's been a few years since I've 'partied' there. Like the ol' Toby Keith says; "I ain't as good as I once was...' Chuck

___________________________________ We're fucked! Chuck

__________________________________ True story! That's one thing, I'll never do again! Chuck

__________________________________________ Now, just a damned minute here! I happen to like Austin. I don't talk shit about that town or the folks in it. Maybe, one or two politicians there but, that's about it. I used to go to the 'Broken Spoke', the old 'Lumberyard' and a few other places. I've met some pretty good folks there and have always been treated good. So, there! GO HORNS! Chuck

Where the hell have you been? GO - HORNS!!! Chuck

I voted 'Dangerous'! Hell, it's about the same as squattin' with your spurs on! Chuck

_______________________________________ ...and our time, readin' that shit! Chuck