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    Found a joke

    Yep, it's so old that I told it to Scotty Carbone at a boogie 8 years ago and he was laughing his ass off! __________________________________________ Chuck
  2. That's one of the best I've seen! Chuck
  3. masterrig

    Found a joke

    Old, old joke! Still gets laughs, though! Chuck
  4. ______________________________________ That's funny! On the other hand, now that you mention it... Chuck
  5. _________________________________________ There ya' go! I think, we could really do some good, here! Yeah... yeah! HEY, Walt! Have we got a deal for you! Chuck
  6. ________________________________________ Hell yeah! He's a pretty exciting dude! Do ya' think... ? That'd be sooo cool! Chuck
  7. I am a one woman man. Also I am quite spoken for, so no living vicariously through me ______________________________________ Well, dammit! Who can I live vicariously through? (I didn't mean anything by my first remarks.) Chuck
  8. _____________________________________ Fuhgeddaboudit! They're a thousands of miles away! Besides, they probably already forgot about you! If, it was me... the internet! Then, change your e-mail address. Chuck
  9. ____________________________________________ You're talkin' food and I thought this was going to be about being wedged between a gorgeous blonde and a gorgeous brunette! Hell with that! i'm gonna go make me one o' them sammiches you're talkin' about! Chuck
  10. A story with a happy, in a vengeful way, ending. She got what she deserved. Chuck Did I say Karma is also known to be a BITCH? [/reply _____________________________________ No, I don't believe you did... excellent point!!! Chuck
  11. ________________________________________ A story with a happy, in a vengeful way, ending. She got what she deserved. Chuck
  12. _________________________________________ I watched her for about five minutes one night and came this close to throwin' a brick through my T.V. I've never seen a woman so self absorbed. Chuck
  13. ...I had a similar situation...go out to a high-dollar restaurant (her idea) and get broken up on (again, her idea). After the breakup, the conversation went like this: Me: "Well, the age difference has been difficult". Her: "Oh, you aren't too young for me". Me: "I'm not talking about my age" Her: (pause) "wow...never heard that before" (tears) She was 7 years older than me. I picked up the bill out of guilt . ________________________________________ Touche! I love it! Chuck
  14. Usually, with my eyes closed! Chuck
  15. _______________________________________ NANCY GRACE? She's got about as much class as a trash can and a mouth, about as big. I can't stomach that self-centered, opinionated broad! All the GOOD CNN women left when Ted Turner sold CNN! I've got to agree with you though, about Lynne Russell. Chuck
  16. I don't remember this game! I remember the girl though. She has such a perty smile. _____________________________________ I have to agree, about the smile! Both of them! The game said I had good concentration, too! Chuck
  17. _______________________________________ Yeah! If, they catch you starin' at 'em they're all like; "What're you lookin' at?" If, they don't want to be stared at then, they shouldn't 'dress' like that. Chuck Such simple truth Chuck, yet a lot of women don't understand this _______________________________________ Why, can't they all be as understanding as you? Then, there's all those questions women ask men! What's with that? It's no wonder, men have to lie! That's another topic. Back to the subject. It is refreshing to get a reply like yours. Chuck
  18. _________________________________________ 1 - AMEN... headed your way! Chuck
  19. Perhaps OT: Suriving society is one thing; level of spirituality (and where/how-much you decide to contribute to your fellow man) is another. ______________________________________ You, got that right! Chuck
  20. Yow!!! That's a zinger!!! Walt ______________________________________ That, was my thought at the time! I'm tellin' ya'! I've been turned-down more times than a bed-spread! Chuck
  21. ____________________________________ That little statement you made, speaks volumes about our society, these days. It's really pretty sad. It's a whole lot different, than the way I was raised.. Chuck Can I get an AMEN!! ______________________________________ Preach on it, my brother! AMEN! Chuck
  22. with a hard-on ________________________________________ You too? I usually piss it away! Chuck
  23. Woah! I hate to use a hackneyed phrase but... Been there... Done that! About the only thing plainer would be a 2x4 upside the head! The only other that'll get your attention is, when you take a girl to a nice restaurant and about half-way through that high-dollar dinner, she tells you her old boyfriend is back in town and she's going to see him! Talk about an appetite suppressent! Chuck
  24. ____________________________________ That little statement you made, speaks volumes about our society, these days. It's really pretty sad. It's a whole lot different, than the way I was raised.. Chuck
  25. The guy has no 'grip' on reality, does he? Chuck