masterrig

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  1. WoW! This guy's got a real 'addiction' to you. Out of curiosity, can't the phone company do anything about 'phone harrassment'? I don't know, I've never been in your situation. Chuck
  2. _____________________________________ Your phone, is gonna start ringin' off the hook! Chuck
  3. _______________________________________ Yeah, you are! You entered the relationship, dis-honestly. You've continued the dis-honesty. Now, a sudden shot of conscience is eating at you. Sit down with the other person and level with them. Ignoring phone calls only causes anxiety and headaches. Quit the 'game playing' and being so selfish. The other person is entitled to at the very least, honesty from you. Chuck
  4. _______________________________________ Yeah! If, they catch you starin' at 'em they're all like; "What're you lookin' at?" If, they don't want to be stared at then, they shouldn't 'dress' like that. Chuck
  5. Not if you know how to use copy and paste to its maximum benefit... __________________________________________ Well, he sure learned it good! Chuck
  6. that must've taken you quite awhile to do that! Chuck
  7. That's a new one on me! So, let me get this straight... you melt the chocolate laxative in the rusty spoon... then what? Inject it in a 'good' vein? The part i don't get is the part about crank phone... oooooh... I get it now! chuck
  8. The only cure for hang-over? Time! Chuck
  9. From what I've seen, that picture sums it up! Chuck
  10. _______________________________________ You got it, Pal! Stay the way you are. Let women know how you are. You'll have 'em beatin' your door down. You see, women just 'love' to change men. Chuck
  11. If, they invite you to dinner, load-up your plate. I mean, heap it on. Eat about a third of it, push away from the table, patting your tummy saying how 'stuffed' you are! Chuck
  12. My truck has its parking brake on the floor, and the other two vehicles have them between the front seats. More than a few times I've been in those latter cars and stomped the empty space where the foot pedal would be.
  13. _____________________________________ I have a hard time, switching vehicles. I'm so used to my pick-up. Recently, my wife and I had to go out of town on business. I rented a car, that had a floor shift handle. I got used to it fairly quick. When I got back home, I'd go to put my pick-up in reverse and reach for a floor shift handle. The shift lever on my pick-up is on the column. Chuck
  14. ______________________________________ It'll be easier when you can drive a standard without having to use the clutch. Chuck
  15. A real good friend of mine, had the same thing happen to him, recently. It's taken him a lot of time and leg-work to get his credit straightened-out and his credit cards in order. Someone broke into his apartment while he was gone and stole his credit cards and other items that have caused him hell. The creeps (two young girls) were caught and are awaiting trial. I don't feel that, penalties for such crimes are severe enough. I guess, since it is a federal crime, there's no parole or time off for good behavior, that's a good point. I hate seeing things like this happen. You try to be careful but, some jerk out there will figure away around your being cautious. Good luck to you and I really hope, the authorities find the sumbitch before you do! (If, you get what I mean) Chuck
  16. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Twenty-some-odd years ago, PIA wrote a standard that worked great for simple, medium-sized rectangular canopies. Unfortunately PIA's method was not good enough for compolex, tapered, elliptical canopies. _________________________________________ I can see, where the tapered, eliptical canopies would cause a problem, in regard to measuring. Some may be tapered more or less than others. It's kinda like our tax system here in the states... if it's simple and easy... the politicians wouldn't understand it! Thanks, for your reply! Chuck
  17. Man: "How about a pizza and a fuck?" Woman: NO! Man: "What? You don't like pizza?" Chuck
  18. _______________________________________ Cut him some slack... he can't help it. This is the mild-mannered, lovable, effervescent, bubbly and always charming cocheese that we all know and love! Chuck
  19. ______________________________________ Billy! That is, a lady you're talking to! Chuck
  20. _________________________________ Curious Yellow? Chuck
  21. _____________________________________ Well, I finally got to the comma thread and o.k. I'm slow. So, what's a couple o' commas among friends? P.S. GFD... that's a turkey! Chuck
  22. _____________________________________ Now, there's a thought! Chuck
  23. ____________________________________ That's silly! They probably wouldn't fit them anyhow! They'd be too small! Chuck
  24. I was talking to one young rigger about line sets and he said the easy way to make a new line set was to carefully measure the old line set one line at a time. I realized that it was a waste of my time to argue with that type of "reasoning". Sparky _____________________________________ Ya' mean... that's not how you do it? Chuck
  25. Not if you hurry! Get goin'! This is a million & 1/2 bucks we're talkin' here! Chuck