ScottishJohn

We've got D69 at ours. and he still jumps and coaches almost every weekend. Well done Dave. I wish I was there to share a beer with you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Not all of us. Another boring weekend here as Storm force winds on sunday ruled out the chance of jumping anywhere. Hopefully next weekend ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

He's called skreamer coz whenever he passes a field on his way to the DZ he screams "Oh look at all the sheep" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I know what you mean. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

What were you doing to the cat ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Courage is ok but not as good as Cow & Chicken

Happy Birthday. Have a beer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I got my A in 8 AFF + 10 Consol jumps last summer. It took a couple of months because I was only jumping at the weekend and the british weather. Although we have had a few people spend an entire week at the DZ and get good weather and managed to bang in all the jumps they needed for A license in about 5-6 days. Also a lot of people manage to complete Aff + 10 jumps at empuria brava or on some other skydiving holiday where the weather is more predictable than what we get here. John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

ok , where do I get my free Kevin from. I'm in the office by myself today and I could do with an extra pair of hands to help out while I spend some time on DZ.com

Here you go gal. The best i can do from this side of the pond. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Ahha, a picture of my boss. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I wouldn't trust a forecast that forecast for 5 days or more and I would only believe these forecast if they came from a reputable orginisation. A three day forecast is usually ok for general needs but it is difficult to get a forecast that is tailor made for skydiving (unless you pay for it). A general pupose aviation forecast will probably be the best you could hope for at the moment. The web site you quoted was very pretty but i wouldn't give you 2p for any information older than 3 days. Apart from that it's very general weather conditions it is giving you. john ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

That is so funny I had to copy it and send it to every brummie I know

can't remember if i've posted this one. Sorry if it's a repeat. One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end each sharpened to a point. He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth. The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and his four point tool. One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing. The chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool. First he came upon the lion. "Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?" "No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool." Then the chimp came upon the gorilla. "Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?" "No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool." Then the chimp came upon the jaguar. "Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?" "Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I've seen your four point tool." "Well where is it?" inquired the chimp. "I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly. "Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp. "Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater jaguar!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Actually it's "Oh yeah baby!"

Try this place. nice pics plus a little program that cycles through your pictures and changes your desktop ever time you logon http://daily.webshots.com/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the end each sharpened to a point. He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth. The chimp was very proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and his four point tool. One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing. The chimp was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool. First he came upon the lion. "Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?" "No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool." Then the chimp came upon the gorilla. "Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?" "No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool." Then the chimp came upon the jaguar. "Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you seen my four point tool?" "Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I've seen your four point tool." "Well where is it?" inquired the chimp. "I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly. "Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp. "Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater jaguar!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

no honestly it was really nice. Ok there was a few isolated clouds around 5000 but that was all. And it was reasonably warm upto altitude. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Thats the best we can manage at Hinton at this time of the year ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Here are a few pics from the Hinton Scrambles competition held last weekend. SAT- 2 4-way rounds Sun 8-way speed star then an attempt at a 16 way (15 got in) A lot of fun and some nice weather for a change. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives went along as caddies. While walking around the course the English man's wife caught her foot in a rabbit hole, tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily demanded a reason for her state of undress. "Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance that have to make the odd sacrifice. Usually no one notices." The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a ten spot. Go to Mark's and Spencer's and get some knickers." Two holes further along the Irish Man's wife caught her foot on a molehill, tripped up and landed in a heap on the ground. Again her skirt was up over her head revealing that she wasn't wearing any knickers either! The Irish man was livid and he angrily demanded a reason for her lack of undergarments. "Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little allowance I cannot afford to buy undergarments." With that the Irish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a fiver. Go to Woolworth's and get some knickers." Three holes further on, the Scottish man's wife caught her foot on an exposed root, tripped up and landed with her skirt over her head revealing that even she wore no knickers! Her explanation to her irate husband was the same as the others. Simply a lack of allowance. The Scottish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said, "Here's a comb. At least you can tidy yourself up a bit. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Clan Gregor "'S Rioghal Mo Dhream" translated as "Royal is my Race." or "Royal is my blood" Forgot to attach the belt & buckle ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

What kind of beer ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Make sure he is securely attached to his tandem master. Seriously - get a video of it. your first jump is something you sould treasure ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

congratulations.