ScottishJohn

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  1. I've done that before but I usually just hang up when they are in mid sentence. I do the same thing with idiots that come to my front door and disturb me , a slammed door in the face before they can finish the first sentence usually means im not interested in joining their church or I don't want to change my gas/electricity supplier. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  2. Set the default paper size on the printers to somethig other than the proper size. Anyone printing anything off will have to go to the printer and press form feed (or whatever) for each page of there printout. Set a forwarding address of all your emails to your boss. Go to the pub at lunch time and don't come back until leaving time - what are they gonna do , sack you . ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  3. I don't think it's ment to be taken seriously Dave. Some of us just prefer the regular skydiving without the ironing board
  4. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2180419.stm this is gotta hurt ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  5. we invented the stuff so we do know how to spell it. even the irish whiskey is better than the American brew ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  6. i'll bring the bottle next time ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  7. Can't believe it. I went to pour myself a generous whisky and by the time i got back i was kicked out the pub. I guess they don't like you bringing your own ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  8. There's gonna be a bikini twister competition at the Dropzone.com tent later tonight. for the sake of all of us who couldn't make it there (righties & lefties) will someone please take a camera along with them.
  9. haven't you read the Richard Groundiver diary http://www.horselink.co.uk/skydivers/here ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  10. Does portly mean the same as fat ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  11. Scottish John, it's a bit of a mystery that one ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  12. Well alrighty, Righties. here we have it striaght from thier leader. They plan to poison & corrupt our way of thinking and take over the world. These people are dangerous and should be stopped by all means possible. Don't be fooled by their ways & be careful out there. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  13. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_644693.html?menu=news.latestheadlines I hope i've marked this up correctly. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  14. Always read the small print so you know what you are getting into. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  15. LEFTIE FREAKS....... Rights , right Left is just plain wrong. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  16. Here you go Lummy. See the atached file ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  17. I had to read this post Emma coz I read the subject line and couldn't figure out if it ment, 1. Help wankers As in help me , help me the wankers are comming or 2. help wankers As in give a wanker a hand some time. but after reading the post I see I was wrong on both counts. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  18. I usually tent it over the weekend . Dive up friday evening, pitch tent, have a few beers. sunday evening take tent down , drive home , have something to eat, have a few beers. If i drive up on the saturday then I only take the small tent but for a full weekend I take the huge tent and sleep in the west wing and put all my gear in the East wing. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  19. You seem to know quite a lot about this subject scratch. Don't you think it's time you came out of the pen. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  20. Try again. This time I've uploaded the picture. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  21. This is a warning sign that was put up at the botton of Skreamers road. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  22. Try www.webshots.comwww.webshots.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
  23. i must have saved a small forest of trees by now. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers