ScottishJohn

> it now appears that I am beer exempt. Nice effort, I like your style, but did you really think that you would get away with it. Congrats on your 1000 jump. ================================= I can smell your noodles ! =================================

I would like to go quietly in my sleep like my grandad.....not screaming my head off in terror like his 30 passengers. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

> (screw the weatherman) Good idea 0:1:0 Sunny but very windy this weekend. Done a nice 3 way tube dive on sunday morning, it was nice and hot al the way up (and back down again). ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

LOL, I like the way you think. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Who doesn't love sunshine ! ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

lol ..... I like it. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

You don't look too well Jo , maybe you should take tomorrow off. just remember to use plenty of sun block coz you can't go back to work burnt after taking a sickie. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

> nanana... you said friday! still 24 hours to go before it goes FUBAR ! LOL If the forecast is correct , and there is no reason it shouldn't be [crosses fingers] , then tomorrow should be even better. After the cold winter and spring we had I will settle for any thing in the high teen - low twenties and friday is such a nice day to take off work and head for the DZ. Blue Skys and sunshine ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Well the English sunshine has arrived (as forecast) see the atatchment for the temp observation for RAF Brize Norton

I'll be the one having the last laugh when I am out at the DZ enjoying the sunshine on friday while you are at work PS What sort of bridge ? ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

> You do know about the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Father > Xmas, don't you? Surely you not suggesting that my colleagues would lie to me ? http://www.met-office.gov.uk/ukcity/banbury.html ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

It's gonna be 26 deg C (79F) over the next few days so I won't be able to be in work friday to post any friday funnies as I will be at Hinton DZ in shorts & shades. So Here is the joke that I would have posted on Friday. A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But I always get it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container it comes in?" "Yes!" said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant." The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom." ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Did you buy beer ? or had I left before you bought them ? ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

LOL, Top joke. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

There are only 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary... ...and those who don't. It's soooo bad I had to post it. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Ever wonder why A, B, C, D, E, F are used to define bra sizes? A - Almost Boobs B - Barely there C - Can Do D - Damn good E - Enormous F - Fake ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Remember to remove you head from the helmet before you put the helmet in the oven. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

Lots to do. I promised I would have some code ready bu monday I better get busy. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

10) He said ... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. She said ... You wear pants, don't you? 9) She said ... What do you mean by coming home half drunk? He said ...? It's not my fault ... I ran out of money. 8) He said ... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said ... Well, you succeeded. 7) He said... 'Two inches more, and I would be king' She said...'Two inches less, and you'd be queen' 6) On wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere..' Written just below it: "I do not." 5) He said... "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?" She said..."That's a good idea .... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. " 4) Priest... 'I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.' She said...'Who's gonna look?' 3) He said.. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said ... Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard. 2) He said ... Let's go out and have some fun tonight. She said ... Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hall light on. 1) He said ... Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said ... I would, but you're never there. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

That will teach her to bring a kid into work ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

LOL , I didn't think on posting that one. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

It might be a good idea to print off some slides of the different disciplines and of the different types of training. Also a description of the equipment that we use, a lot of people still think that we use round parachutes There are plenty of pictures out there on the internet. Good luck and let us know how it went. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

> The bar? Cuba? er... or was that hemingway? Nope. Thats a thought , the Bar will now be open. ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================

nice answer, but not the correct one ================================= I can smell your brains ! =================================