ScottishJohn
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> you name it...... Standing beside my telephone. The really funny thing was that none of my other mates believed me until he stayed at their house after a few beers.
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whoops, it appears iv'e put my "foot 'n' mouth"
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Can't understand why you think we are strange. Please don't judge us by Skreamers standards , he's not even British. If you want to see some strange people try going here http://www.major-losers.com/ P.S. Skreamer may have a few dubious agricultural hobbies but no one is perfect
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No need to be frightened. We don't bite (often, only by request)
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10 , Just on the border.
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it looks like skreamers just had a little pussy
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ScottishJohn replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
Nope it's not the picture from my driving lcence. We don't have pictures on our driving licence here in the uk although they do have them in Northern Irland. The pickture is actually from my A licence (A102343) -
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ScottishJohn replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
Found out at last. The reason I have only 40 jumps is not because of the british weather it's because i've been banged up for {insert your favourite crime here} Slappies not here , honest... .. . .. . .. . . . (shhhhhh , keep the noise down they know your are here) I've never heard of a DMV picture but I think I know what you are talking about. There was a number at the bottom of the picture but I cropped it off. -
I am so ashamed of my actions (posting this picture) that I will take my camera to the dropzone this weekend to try and get a picture of some skydiving boobies. I've got a funny feeling that I may get slapped in the face once or twice this weekend but if I time it right (when were're getting kicked out the pub) I stand a chance. I wonder if Maria will be there or is she still in Florida
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Hey , the picture is exactly what I said it would be. you can't blame me
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ScottishJohn replied to rhino's topic in The Bonfire
I'm not telling -
High sensation seeking !
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This is what happens when skydivers goto the beach
ScottishJohn replied to Viking's topic in The Bonfire
maybe someone should brush away some sand to see who was buried in this freak sandstorm -
and they are natural as well, no silicon or the other stuff they use (saline ?). TTFn
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And cold.
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I saw the pics of your crash and I'm glad your ok. I hope that you are able to take the other drivers insurance company to the cleaners and get your truck fixed quickly. Hang on in there, bad luck doesn't last forever, it's going change soon. Beer & Boobies.
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I was sent this picture at work and wasn't sure if I should open it. I was a bit disappointed when I did. I am desperately checking out the weather as I have to take 5 days leave before the end of the month or I will loose them. I can't wait for this wind to die down and the temperature to increase. It's bloody cold out there. TTFN
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Click on the attachment to see.
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There was a Dutch jumper jumping at Hinton last summer. Because the weather was was he decided to just jump in his jeans and T shirt (it was really nice weather not like the crap you get at this time of the year) He done about 4 jumps that afternoon and had a great time jumping at Hinton until at the end of the day when he went to pay his jump bill and discovered that the eighty quid he had in his back pocket was no longer there. I can't remember the guys name as that was the only time I have seen him there.
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Cutaway. The guy sounds like a loser. my 0.02p worth
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Great news. It will now be safe for me to leave my smokes on the table when we are in the pub. Only joking
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You could photocopy it, or scan each page and save it as an image file on a pc. I can't think of any other solution but I would be interested if anyone has any other ideas.
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Oh fuck, that was funny
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It's something i've always wanted to try and last year on a trip to PA I summoned up the nerve to do a tandem. One month later i'm in a Let 410 with my 2 AFF instructers at Hinton skydive centre on my way to learning how to skydive. The best bit about skydiving is the people you meet.
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Big sister twin sister me younger brother My twin likes to fight karate which I think is more dangerous than skydiving, just ask anyone who has fought her they would probably prefer to jump out a plane rather than be kicked in the nads by Dolores. older sister and younger brat (sorry I ment to type brother) are boring and don't do anything of interest.