ScottishJohn

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  1. Yep, your right. It is an awesome track.
  2. No, but he may get yours and a few others if he posts a naked picture.
  3. try it with a naked picture and see how many votes you get.
  4. And there was I thinking you were a sweet little thing. . . . . . NOT
  5. > Its a frog! aghhhhhhh LOL Don't tell me you don't like frogs
  6. A) pay for anything him self>> bills included B) clean up the apartmnet C) Pay for any groceries Who does he think you are , his Mother/father. I would sit him down and explain to him that since he is no loger living at home he is responsible for his share of bills, that he buys his own groceries and looks after the place. I don't see why you should pay his bills and look after him like you do. If he doesn't like it then tell him to pack his bags and get another room mate who knows how to look after themself. I'm sure you've got better things to do than shop and clean up after this guy.
  7. I didn't know that Skreamer done calendar work
  8. Ok , lets try that again.
  9. If we print enough of these commands do you think someone might be tempted to try them out.
  10. LOL He wouldn't need one , I'm sure he could cause more pain and suffering with a few well chosen commands i.e. rm -R
  11. I reckon that if I was allowed to take a gun to work then the "Lusers" wouldn't bother me with stupid dumb ass questions.
  12. > 5) Pulling a reserve on the ground will wank the jumper off of his feet. I gonna have to try this out. I've never been wanked off my feet before
  13. That would make most men (and a few girls) horny
  14. Why not just buy yourself a nice Red Fury 220. You know you want to.
  15. Hinton Skydiving Centre is open at 9.00 every morning except Monday. It closed for a couple of weeks over the Christmas period but was open again in early January.
  16. ScottishJohn

    Slap-ass

    Boy , am I glad I changed my login name. If thats his preference he's gonna end up with a flat ass
  17. ScottishJohn

    Slap-ass

    Boy , am I glad I changed my login name. If thats his preference he's gonna end up with a flat ass
  18. If you pick it, it will never heal Don't answer the phone when ironing
  19. You mean you're not drunk even if your hair is wet from tossin' your cookies in the toilet....aka throne huggin... I don't have enough hair for that anymore , although it's been quite a while since i've tried to "talk to god on the big white phone"
  20. Sometimes when it is cold and dark on a sunday I will just sick my canopy in a bin liner and take it into work on Monday where there is enough room to pack it in a nice dry, warm well light office. Makes more sense
  21. What I've learned in life. You are not drunk if you can lie down without holding on
  22. 40 jumps + 1 Tandem 7 months 0 cutaways 1 low opening
  23. Is it the one were the priest says to the White Horse "did you know theres a whisky named after you" And the horse replies "what , Kevin"