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Everything posted by ScottishJohn
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Sometimes here in the uk if we get a warm air mass moving north from Africa it usually conatains a lot of sand from the sahara and if this warm air mass becomes unstale and turns thundery with rain then you will get slightly muddy rain. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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You just want to show off that extra nipple you have. I can't believe you bumped that thread agaian you shameless post whore ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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WTF is pudding wrestling Have I been missing out on something. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Probably in your gob ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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You can still get on the ugly load if you wear a mask or at least a set of billy bob teeth http://www.getbubbateeth.com/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Thats I great Idea, I would be able to jump on most the loads especially load 2, 4, 6, 8 You can stuff your sunset load. us ugly fat stinking bastrds will be at the bar. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Oh, the nerve of some skydivers!!
ScottishJohn replied to dreamsville's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
Yeah, tell her to go F*ck herself. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers -
Don't worry Trigger. Think of all the empty slots on the plane with all the riff raff out in in Kenya. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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See how many differences you can spot between the 2 pics edited to add NSFW ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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How would he able to tell the difference between his own porn and someone else's. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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We usually call them Black. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Thats so funny. You might like this one . Finding Nemo. ----------------- I think we just found him. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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GWB -- Pro this time, so don't get your knickers in a twist.
ScottishJohn replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
LMAO - thats the funniest subject title i've seen in ages. This is not really new news. I thought everyone knew that it was bin laden and his terrorist that crashed airplanes into various locations around the US. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers -
good no mroe slepl cckheer ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Someone ask at the DZ "What happens if you pull your reserve handle and nothing happens" The reply was "keep pulling till your goggles fill up with blood" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Try these, they may be of some use. http://www.met-office.gov.uk/sec2/sec2cyclone/tcwarnings.html ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?
ScottishJohn replied to indyz's topic in The Bonfire
3/10 "If someone said they were going to reformat your floppies you'd have no idea whether to run for it or not" There's llots of programmers in my department or are they serial killers ? i'm locking my door now ! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers -
I vote that this guy gets the golf clubs. How do people this stupid ever reach the age old enough to skydive. Obviously natural selection is not working , it's time to cull the fuckwits ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Container Lock/PC in Tow - Malfunction (pic)
ScottishJohn replied to jmfreefly's topic in Gear and Rigging
Has anyone actually asked the "Packer" what she actually did when she was closing the container. Did she lengthen the closing loop because she may have not have enough strength to pull it close prior to inserting the pin. As you said it was your rig and you kept the loop short, in fact so short that even experienced packers grumbled. if your going to use inexperienced packers then at least have enough sense to check their work. It only takes a minute to check a rig before putting it on your back. Don't rely on the packer doing everything right and don't rely on the person giving you the gear check to spot everything. They may be unfamiliar with your gear , they may assume that a potential problem is ok because they assume you packed it that way or at least you checked it and were happy the way it was closed or they don't no the gear or they may be afraid to ask a question because they don't want to look as if they don't have the experience or knowledge. Even rushing for a load is no excuse for checking your gear. John ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers -
I guess it will only be available in pink ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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hold my beer and watch this ................ BANG ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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When the plane can't take off ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Sounds like the extreme version of "Throw Momma From The Train" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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Or is it worlds largest fingers ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers
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I do jump at Hinton, that much is true. But I never take part in the buggering of fluffy animals. I just hope it was his car. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers