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It may be worth noting that here in the UK the following rules apply; Age is no bar to the holding of a licence. DVLA requires confirmation at age of 70 that no medical disability is present, thereafter a 3 year licence is issued subject to satisfactory completion of medical questions on the application form. Notwithstanding, as ageing progresses, a driver or his relative(s) may be aware that the combination of progressive loss of memory, impairment in concentration and reaction time with possible loss of confidence, suggest consideration be given to cease driving. Physical frailty is not per se a bar to the holding of a licence. For new drivers the following rules apply; If the number of valid penalty points shown on your driving licence total 6 or more during the two year probationary period immediately following your first driving test, your full driving licence will be revoked by DVLA until such time as you pass a further driving test. NOTE - if you are caught speeding you will get 3 penalty points. It is also worth noting that older people (i think it is over 60) get a state bus pass which allows them to get cheap bus fares. in my personal opinion I don't think mandatory retests for older drivers is about discrimination I think it has more to do with public safety ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Taken from Annanova http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_800400.html?menu= Masturbation may protect against prostate cancer says Aussie study New research suggests frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life. The Australian study questioned more than 2000 men about their past sexual habits as part of a prostate cancer study. It indicated men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer, reports the news.com website "What we found was men who ejaculated most in their twenties, thirties and forties had about a third less prostate cancer risk than men in the lowest category of ejaculation," said Professor Graham Giles, head of cancer epidemiology at the Cancer Council Victoria. "The men who were the high performers in terms of ejaculating had a third less prostate cancer risk than men who were in the lowest category of ejaculation." He said one explanation for the apparent beneficial effects of self-pleasuring was that frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts, where it could potentially become carcinogenic. Prof Giles said previous reports had found an increased risk of prostate cancer among prisoners and Roman Catholic priests. Prof Giles said the study may have implications for prostate cancer patients who grew up at a time when the practice was frowned upon. "I really think that masturbation is a quite normal human activity, and if the habit can also be shown to be healthy and beneficial, why not?" Story filed: 12:35 Wednesday 16th July 2003 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

True Story 2 of my mate meet up and arrange to go to the pub. One of my mates says that he has to take the dog with him coz it's not well and has the Skitters. They both get in the car as the guy with the dog wants to drop the car off at his mums so she can use it the next day but decides he will take it to the car wash and clean it before giving it to his mum. They drive into the car wash and the dog is getting quite nervous and panicy. The passenger who has the dog on his lap and is trying to calm it down asks "Is this dog ok with car washs" , Driver "I don't know , he's never been in one" Just at this point the spinning brushes get up to speed and the dog freaks out. It's jumping all over the place barking and spraying liquid shit oll over the inside of the car. Th passenger grabs a cloth that was in the glove box and is holding it against the dogs arse trying to stop the flow of shit but it's not happening as the dog is still moving around too much. So there you go. Stuck in a car wash where you cant even open the window to ventilate the car must be one of the worst places to be.

Stuck in traffic Stuck in a elevator ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Even better . go to google home page and click on language tools. Go halfway down the page and Use the Google Interface in Your Language. Some interesting languages include Bork Bork (swedish chef from muppets) Elmer Fudd and Klingon ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Not really. We have a Mcnasty near Hinton. £2000 fine if any of us or gear lands on his property. Acouple of summers ago a tandem master cut away from a bad main. The main landed in his back garden and his 2 kids freaked out coz they thought there was someone falling to their death. Anyway the guy is a lawyer or barister or some other piece of pond life and took the DZ to court and got some sort on injunction against the DZ forbiding anyone to land on his property. There is an arial photo near the manifest hut with his fields clearly marked as a no go area. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Yeah, what he said. It would be wrong to post it here a better place would be to post it on ftp://ftp.skydivingmovies.com/ My 2c worth.

Have you tried lemon or lime juice. I've heard they don't like citrus juice. Instead of an air gun why not try a high powered water gun (stick some lemon juice in it). ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I don't think I could watch the wrinkly sunburnt grannies prowling the beaches of spain for the next notch on their zimmer frame. Although the skydiving might be fun ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

LOL, But I jump in England. So why should I give those buggers any more money than necessary. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Surely students pay enough for AFF courses etc that there should be no need to tip. By all means buy the beer when you pass but I don't think tipping is expected. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

wear a mask or a paper bag at least. Only joking. just grin and bare it. ther's probably others in the group thinking the same thing (that they are the ugliest) . to be quite honest most people take you as you are and are not usually as shallow as to judge you on your looks. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Whats happened to the mouse has it been released yet ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Thats a lot of nickels. My favourite. "If you think my attitude stinks , you should smell my fingers" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

If you did that you would only end up with a flat hamster. not to good for making a skeleton but how far would the brains fly if you done the head with your 5lb steak hammer. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Can you exhume the critter then strip any remaining flesh and stuff off with an acid bath ? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

You asked for for peoples opinion and you got it. Just because someone doesn't give you the opinion you were looking for it doesn't make them nasty or insensitive. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_793746.html?menu=news.latestheadlines Man killed testing knife on bulletproof vest A man has been stabbed to death as he and his uncle tried to demonstrate that a bulletproof vest could also stop knives. Gabriel Aranda, 26, died when his uncle Amando Aranda tried to show the effectiveness of the vest. Amando Aranda, 32, faces murder charges in Lakewood, Colorado, for allegedly killing his nephew. The two men are said to have shared a pint of whiskey, drank beer and smoked marijuana before their demonstration, according to an arrest report. Amando Aranda told investigators they had tested the vest before. Police said the older Aranda took a long black-handled knife from the kitchen and stabbed his nephew in the chest, piercing his heart. He stuck his finger in the wound to stop the bleeding until paramedics arrived. His nephew died at a hospital a short time later. A police spokesman said: "The suspect and victim were trying to demonstrate their belief that this type of protective vest could withstand a knife attack. Obviously that was incorrect." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

A guy sitting at a bar in Chicago airport noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous and, judging from her dress, she must be a flight attendant: but which airline does she work for?" Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and whispered the Delta slogan: "Love to Fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Oh sh*t, she doesn't work for Delta". A few seconds later, the AA slogan popped into his head. He leaned towards her again and said "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself and scratched American Airlines off his list. Next he tried United: "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?". This time the woman turned and barked back at him: "What the f*cking hell do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair and thought, "Aahh, British Airways!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

I'm glad your enjoying the nice weather and I hope you get lots of jumps in. There are people on this site who can photoshop any thing , just do a search of the posts and see. TTFN ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

Tell the truth. You photoshoped this forecast. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

just for you. Save the image print it off then rub the printout all over your face.

LOL, is this one of your favourites then. apart from the booby threads that JT is always starting ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me (quite a bit actually), and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart; but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and it made me feel uncomfortable. One day, she called me and asked me to come over to check out the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that I was soon to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. So she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up to it, just come and get me. I watched as her delicious behind went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, turned around and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes hugged me and said that they were both very happy and pleased that I passed their little test. They could not have asked for a better man for their daughter. They welcomed me into the family. Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers