LuckyMcSwervy

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  1. LuckyMcSwervy
    Did you actually tell her those reasons are why you broke up with her? Good enough to bang but not good enough to procreate with or marry? One of those deals? Always be kinder than you feel.
  2. LuckyMcSwervy
    Like this? I was in jury duty this week (guilty), and one of the magazines they had laying around for the time in the jury room when we weren't deliberating had this ad in it. Wendy P. I can't figure out why I'm offended by that ad. I don't know if it's because it's so blatantly sexual, are they trying to insult the intelligence of women by insinuating a man is really going to do that or because I think a child could happen upon the ad and then it all just perpetuates the sex sells mindset. I swear to God I'm getting prudish lately. I don't know why. Weird. Always be kinder than you feel.
  3. LuckyMcSwervy
    Cigars...or cabana boys? Cohiba cigars!! My favorite Cuban boy, Andy Garcia, is married. Oh well. Always be kinder than you feel.
  4. LuckyMcSwervy
    Devil's night used to be big in Detroit. When I was a kid in the 70's it was mostly egging or toilet papering houses or some other minor pranks. By the mid 80's there were hundred's of house fires set in the 2 or 3 days leading up to Halloween. That was pretty much the extent of our mischief as well. Late 70s early to mid 80s was my timeline for that fuckery. One year, we had a freak snowstorm late October and the prank was putting rocks in snowballs and throwing them at the cop caps. Yeah, that did NOT go over well with my dead Dad when my brothers got caught. Always be kinder than you feel.
  5. LuckyMcSwervy
    So I guess I don't have to travel to the Caribbean any longer to bring my doctor back Cubans? Nice! Always be kinder than you feel.
  6. LuckyMcSwervy
    Here's how I decorate for fall. Pretty much just the front porch. I don't single out Halloween. Please pardon the ski delivery... the pic is a a couple of years old. Looks more like a hunting rifle delivery. Hmmm.... maybe this year. Always be kinder than you feel.
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    Here's how I decorate for fall. Pretty much just the front porch. I don't single out Halloween. Please pardon the ski delivery... the pic is a a couple of years old. I was thinking I delivered what?? Haha! Never thought of that. Thanks for not stealing the check for the landscaper taped to the sidelight. Always be kinder than you feel.
  8. LuckyMcSwervy
    Here's how I decorate for fall. Pretty much just the front porch. I don't single out Halloween. Please pardon the ski delivery... the pic is a a couple of years old. Always be kinder than you feel.
  9. LuckyMcSwervy
    If I didn't have a lot to lose I would've been up for pulling pranks back at them. Since there was no mischief I guess it's now a non-issue.
  10. LuckyMcSwervy
    Your house looks great!!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  11. LuckyMcSwervy
    I don't want to get in trouble for providing alcohol to minors. No shit. Always be kinder than you feel.
  12. LuckyMcSwervy
    A skydiver friend of mine gives out candy to the kids and beer to the parents!! Always be kinder than you feel.
  13. LuckyMcSwervy
    Looks like my entire neighborhood escaped unscathed on Mischief Night. I'm really surprised considering how many little smart ass, spoiled rotten, inconsiderate little fucks live around here. Always be kinder than you feel.
  14. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm surprised you didn't hear about it. Always be kinder than you feel.
  15. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm wondering how the woman who planned on giving out "fat letters" made out tonight. Always be kinder than you feel.
  16. LuckyMcSwervy
    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Always be kinder than you feel.
  17. LuckyMcSwervy
    I think if you are ok with taking your small kids around and knocking on doors for hand outs . . . Well . . . I'll stop right there, so as to not get this moved to SC. So you think the 31st should be called Obamaween? I'm stopping now too. Always be kinder than you feel.
  18. LuckyMcSwervy
    Adorable and tasteful! See guys? You don't need your boobies and butt hanging out to look great!!
  19. LuckyMcSwervy
    Adorable and tasteful! See guys? You don't need your boobies and butt hanging out to look great!!
  20. LuckyMcSwervy
    Holy shit. Always be kinder than you feel.
  21. LuckyMcSwervy
    So everyone will stay the hell off my lawn? Sweet! Yes, I'm that neighbor. Shocker. Always be kinder than you feel.
  22. LuckyMcSwervy
    I'm not that pretty, rich or CRAZY. Always be kinder than you feel.
  23. LuckyMcSwervy
    [Shudder] Why???? Always be kinder than you feel.
  24. LuckyMcSwervy
    I don't know. I don't think he's very tall, but he did seem pretty small on TV... This dude was definitely tall in my book. Over 6'. I thought it was him because he played at the music venue at the hotel the night before. I'm horrible at recognizing people so take my sightings with a grain of salt... Except Dan Marino in PHL the other day. Definitely him and there were some guys on my plane who were going fanboy on him. It was hilarious! I just googled Alice Cooper's height. Not too far off... He's 5'-10". And what the fuck? He had a concert in Montgomery, AL tonight!?! Dammit. This guy definitely was over 5'10". I definitely suck at recognizing people! Always be kinder than you feel.
  25. LuckyMcSwervy
    Gotcha. Thanks! Always be kinder than you feel.