LuckyMcSwervy

They can spot desperation. Dude, you're bad. Always be kinder than you feel.

OMG. I was starting to think it's one of those swinger cruises and I didn't get the memo. Always be kinder than you feel.

I;m tryingggggggggggg. I do have dives set up for Grand Cayman and Cozumel, Wednesday and Friday. If I haven't been choppered off of here by then I'm excited for that. Always be kinder than you feel.

You know that about 115 posters here just tried to get a flight out to fill that slot, right? Dude... I swear to God if I could get a flight from Jamaica to home tomorrow I'm on it. I've been asked by 3 couples at the pool and 1 couple at the casino if I want to "play" with them, if I "swing", "play", "am I into the lifestyle". W>T>F> On the bright side I met an adorable couple on the elevator yesterday morning who were celebrating their 5 year wedding anniversary on 11-11. That would've been my 13th wedding anniversary but that's another story. They're from Texas, Baptists and the sweetest people. About 80 years old. OMG they're so sweet. They asked me if I wanted to sit with them at the big party dinner thingy tonight. I wasn't planning on going but we'll see. My balcony is sandwiched in between some goth husband and wife Frenchies with horrid body odor that's seeping into my balcony and a set of truck drivers that smoke like fucking chimneys are apparently like to drink and party at 1am on their balcony. I'll pay one of you people to chopper me outta here. There's a landing pad on the aft tennis court. I can't even escape to the spa for peace and quiet because some of these people have no clue what spa etiquette is all about even with the "silence is bliss in our spa" signs all around. For the record, it's kind of a nice ship and the staff is pretty attentive. The food does pretty much blow. If I do this again I'm spring for The Haven suites up top. Always be kinder than you feel.

Thanks! God damn this room and the bathroom is SMALL!!! Thank goodness I "upgraded" to a balcony room. AND it makes me even happier now my travel buddy bailed!! And I want to know who dumped the cast of Honey Boo Boo, Buckwild and the Beverly Hillbillies on this ship? It's gonna be a longgggggggg week. I should probably rethink my bright idea of thinking I can deal with a Kid Rock Chillin' the Most Cruise. Oh. And some guy on a scaffolding with a pressure washer just rolled past my balcony washing the glass railing thing and saw me changing into my bathing suit. And I've already chipped my toenail polish after I almost face planted tripping over on a threshold I didn't see. This is starting out just GREAT. Always be kinder than you feel.

TODAY!! Always be kinder than you feel.

YUP! http://youtu.be/oDDKLGv31vs?t=2m1s The wingspan looks wider than the runway from that altitude! http://youtu.be/-yi9C8NE3Ek Yup! Always be kinder than you feel.

Only because we stole Hawaii, and they have Samoans. But they're delicioussssssssssss!! You ate a Samoan? How did it taste? Gotta admit, for as long as I've known about Girl Scout Cookies I thought they were "Samoans". Oops... SAMOAS! Huge difference!! O M G - [BREATHE] Please tell me you have some screen cleaner that I can borrow. Laugh with me, not at me. All of these years no one corrected me when I'd say it. OMG I've become my father. He would pronounce Toledo "Terlido". Always be kinder than you feel.

Only because we stole Hawaii, and they have Samoans. But they're delicioussssssssssss!! You ate a Samoan? How did it taste? Gotta admit, for as long as I've known about Girl Scout Cookies I thought they were "Samoans". Oops... SAMOAS! Huge difference!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Only because we stole Hawaii, and they have Samoans. But they're delicioussssssssssss!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Are Americans the heaviest people in the world? This shit is horrible IMO. Always be kinder than you feel.

YUP! http://youtu.be/oDDKLGv31vs?t=2m1s The wingspan looks wider than the runway from that altitude! Always be kinder than you feel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BofddwtPBPw Always be kinder than you feel.

I think so too, but I cannot remember what her sink in the bathroom looked like... I think it was similar, but I could be WAY off. Always be kinder than you feel.

No. Not me. I do not own a stethoscope. Do you own a collar? Or maybe want one? Hahaha!! I'm not the obedient type!!! Always be kinder than you feel.

IIRC I think she has tattoos that would've been visible in a picture like this? Always be kinder than you feel.

Speaking from Experience are we? Not personal but work experiences from the johns coming into court. Always a great night court. Always be kinder than you feel.

please see attached Meowww Always be kinder than you feel.

No. Not me. I do not own a stethoscope. Always be kinder than you feel.

Yes! That's when I started to love him. The Van Halen days!! Mike Anthony played bass tonight too! Always be kinder than you feel.

Sammy rocked tonight. Always be kinder than you feel.

That's hilarious!! Always be kinder than you feel.

I honestly can't stand that arrogant little prick. If she ran his pockets he totally deserved it. NEVER FALL ALSEEP WITH A HOOKER IN YOUR ROOM! Watch, he'll say she roofied him. Piss ant. Always be kinder than you feel.

Nice boobies! I wonder, though: toilet, stethoscope, and choke collar? WTF? eta: I see it's just part of the stethoscope. Hmmmm? It's a sink. See the little overflow hole thingy? Always be kinder than you feel.

I have the same kitchen counter top. Just sayin'. Always be kinder than you feel.