LuckyMcSwervy

Wow, you sound like a true connoisseur. Good evaluation.

Then it looks like you're stuck with option 2! Always be kinder than you feel.

Something tells me it's just the position she's in leaning forward on the bike. It's spreading out her butt cheeks but her waist and shoulders look proportionate to someone lean. Plus, it's jiggly but it looks like muscle jiggle not a cellulitish/overweight jiggle. OMG I sounds like Shah. Always be kinder than you feel.

Do they have a pool so you can swim laps? Or just go home early and make your wife happy before the work day starts!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Always be kinder than you feel.

The fact the seam of her pants isn't aligned with the crack of her butt is making my OCD nuts. Always be kinder than you feel.

Depends on the degree of the crime as to whether it's ok for a pursuit or if the cops have to drop off. A speeder or aggressive driver? I don't see the risk to the public as worth it to pursue. Always be kinder than you feel.

Check! Check! Always (room service at hotels anyway)! Check (I think I have kickass gear as well and just couldn't travel without it... plus it's CLEAN and only MY PEE has run through the wetsuit!! ) Ohhh.. good advice on the special food request. I'm a pro at that. Thanks so much for the advice!! Can't wait!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Scariest medication I've ever taken. Seriously. So? You're a skydiver aren't you? Oh yeah, that reminds me, my room mate got a prescription for the stuff a while back and the first night she took it I heard someone in the back yard and then knocking at the door, at 2 AM. Now I don't usually get visitors at 2 AM, so I grab my katana on the way up the stairs. Also, since I'm half asleep I forgot to put my shirt on. At least I was wearing pants. So I open the door and there are 3 or 4 cops there. They see me and go for their guns and I'm like "AAaaah wait wait wait!" and hand the sword to one of them. They explain they'd had a 911 call from the house. Well at this point I'm a bit concerned that my room mate's having a problem and they're probably concerned that I may have just murdered my room mate with a katana, so I holler down at her and make her get her ass out of bed so we can all see she's OK. Turns out she'd left her phone on the floor and her cat logically thought it was a perfect kitty bed and somehow managed to dial 911 on it while wiggling around on the damn things. Apparently also not the first time this particular cat had done that. The cops were somewhat skeptical about this explanation but didn't seem they had enough to go on to force themselves in, so they gave me back my sword and went away. So anyway, good reason to avoid Ambien! She left her house phone on the floor from an Ambien haze or something like that? And the cat was on top of it resulting in a 911 dial? My cat likes to sleep on top of my cell phone when I leave it on the bed when I sleep. I think she likes the heat it puts out. And yes, she's dialed someone from being on top of it but it was just my BF at the time. No biggie. If it was 911, since it was a cell, it would've taken a lot more research to get the cops here. Always be kinder than you feel.

That sounds nice.

... you to start whoring out Fitz. Always be kinder than you feel.

Civil Servant? I'm offended!! ETA: Wait a second. I was married to a police officer. Maybe there's something to this.... JUST KIDDING!! Always be kinder than you feel.

Scariest medication I've ever taken. Seriously. So? You're a skydiver aren't you? Yeah.... but.... one night having an hour long effed up phone conversation that I have no recollection of and also another night waking at some point during the night, I guess thinking I still couldn't sleep and taking more without any recollection or reason was a recipe for me ending up on an ash dive as the guest of honor. I live alone and worried terribly about what I could do while under it's influence. Flushed the remainder down the toilet. Always be kinder than you feel.

I always thought those old fashioned cross country races were romantic. I loved Amelia Earhardt as a kid. Fascinated by her. Still am, I guess.

AND here ya go! Similar bitches. "The nail polish I wanted to use looks completely different on my nail than it does in the bottle. " "My cat doesn't understand daylight savings time" Could've been by my but wasn't. Always be kinder than you feel.

I like this one the best. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm in awe. WOW Always be kinder than you feel.

Brock Yates' book covered the routes fairly well. 80 to 76 (in Ohio) to 71 to 70 to 44 to 40. Yates had a kind of short cut in New Mexico to get down to 10. There's been enough new roads that there's probably a better way from 40 to LA these days. Thanks!! And for some reason reading this thread makes me think of Jackie Gleason and saying 'sumbitch'. But that was Smokey and the Bandit.

You're always so sweet and kind to everyone. I wish it would rub off on me. I need it!!

I spoke too soon. I forgot to mention yesterday I noticed something on the sidelight to my front door. Opened the door and it's a cupcake top. Yes, an effing yellow cupcake with white icing was smashed on the sidelight window and the stub was down in my mum container. Probably launched from the sidewalk. Probably because I didn't give out Halloween candy. Little fuckers. This will be war. Always be kinder than you feel.

That sucks!! I hear some Chik Fil A stores will deliver but not the ones in my area. Of course. Always be kinder than you feel.

Well if his wife was PMSing they say the full moon makes it worse. Maybe that's why he wanted out of the house during the full moon. Always be kinder than you feel.

I just chalked up the spelling/grammar to someone who posts here regularly, but who wanted to disguise who they were, not that they were an unedjamacated idgit. I guess THE PTB know enough about who posted this to say this wasn't the case, and whoever did this is just fine in their personal life! It was generally good advice given, though!

I call those cars "penis extenders". ETA: I think it looks cool and I would've never thought it was a Corvette. I'm not into cars so my opinion doesn't count. I prefer SUVs. Always be kinder than you feel.

I also wonder if law enforcement along the route received any reports of aggressive driving specifically about that vehicle. I guess I'm wondering if they were a-hole drivers to others on the roads. Always be kinder than you feel.