LuckyMcSwervy

In my mind I'm going to (North) Carolina... Always be kinder than you feel.

Always be kinder than you feel.

firstworldproblems? Funniest #firstworldproblems thing I've ever heard: "getting red wine vomit on your beige cashmere sweater thanks to the passenger in 1D" Always be kinder than you feel.

You're newer. You should amuse US. In that case, DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE! HA! I JUST saw this and now your message makes more sense!! Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm going with the bug. He could've just been sitting on something gross before deciding to do laps in a glass of wine. Always be kinder than you feel.

You're newer. You should amuse US. I've been in the sport longer Time is sport doesn't count when looking for amusement. Always be kinder than you feel.

You're newer. You should amuse US. Always be kinder than you feel.

16 million hits in one month pretty much moves it to the top of YouPoo. EDIT: Does nobody know what a courtesy flush is any more? And, where's the spray for that pre-turd fart that wraps around the first stool that is the full bathroom CBRNE experience. HEY!! Turtlespeed started it!! OMG I have such a weak stomach. Always be kinder than you feel.

I think the inventors were on Howard Stern years ago. Or maybe it was Opie and Anthony? How do you find this stuff? Always be kinder than you feel.

Dead baby in a bag, smelling of human decomposition. This girl is out stealing lingerie and make up? For what? To try to attract a guy, I bet. It's so damn sad how some kids have no self respect or fear of the consequences of their actions. I lived with a healthy fear of my parents (and teachers, coaches, etc.) and the Catholic guilt of burning in hell if I did something "wrong" when I was that age. I've worked in the court system my entire adult life and I've seen some truly horrid things no one should ever have to be a part of. Some days I'm totally hard nosed and cold to it and other days I can be upset/bothered by it for days/weeks. Parenting . . . its what it all boils down to. I just can't see how it's possible to hide a pregnancy. Or did she hide it from her family? Yeah, definitely parenting issues. But then again I've been told I have no right to speak of the way someone parents, or doesn't parent, because I have no children. A LOT of it is common sense. I wish more people would stay childless. If you can't deal with it, do the right thing, and, can't not be an absentee parent. don't populate. All she had to do was give birth and walk the baby to a Safe Haven. I see the signs all over. NYC, police departments, court houses, public transportation hubs, etc. There's no way this girl didn't know about it. I also guess she's on public assistance. I bet they have those signs in those offices as well. Oh, and public health clinics. This chick's gonna get her ass kicked in jail. Always be kinder than you feel.

Dead baby in a bag, smelling of human decomposition. This girl is out stealing lingerie and make up? For what? To try to attract a guy, I bet. It's so damn sad how some kids have no self respect or fear of the consequences of their actions. I lived with a healthy fear of my parents (and teachers, coaches, etc.) and the Catholic guilt of burning in hell if I did something "wrong" when I was that age. I've worked in the court system my entire adult life and I've seen some truly horrid things no one should ever have to be a part of. Some days I'm totally hard nosed and cold to it and other days I can be upset/bothered by it for days/weeks. Parenting . . . its what it all boils down to. I just can't see how it's possible to hide a pregnancy. Or did she hide it from her family? Yeah, definitely parenting issues. But then again I've been told I have no right to speak of the way someone parents, or doesn't parent, because I have no children. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm surprised no one has suggested you contribute to the gallery so it doesn't "crash and burn". Well, me being a dude would mean that I would have to post in the other thread. But you can feel free to contribute to help the cause Holy moly, I stand corrected! I thought this was the "men" thread. Then I went back and saw boobies. Oops! The men's display in way back on page 4. Always be kinder than you feel.

I did the same thing and it's still empty. Lisa, they must think we don't need the money!! Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm surprised no one has suggested you contribute to the gallery so it doesn't "crash and burn". Always be kinder than you feel.

Dead baby in a bag, smelling of human decomposition. This girl is out stealing lingerie and make up? For what? To try to attract a guy, I bet. It's so damn sad how some kids have no self respect or fear of the consequences of their actions. I lived with a healthy fear of my parents (and teachers, coaches, etc.) and the Catholic guilt of burning in hell if I did something "wrong" when I was that age. I've worked in the court system my entire adult life and I've seen some truly horrid things no one should ever have to be a part of. Some days I'm totally hard nosed and cold to it and other days I can be upset/bothered by it for days/weeks. Always be kinder than you feel.

I totally agree. I mean, she's already had one child so I'm thinking the "shock" of laying the news of another pregnancy on her mom (because I'm "assuming" she's in a 1 parent home ) shouldn't be THAT great? What's the problem? Added expense to her household? Additional childcare? Pissing off the guy who got her pregnant? I'd like 5 minutes in the mind of a person like this. I have such a hard time wrapping my mind around suffocating a newborn miracle. Here's another doozy: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/would-be-nun-charged-baby-killing-article-1.1490274 A nun in training? She named her baby Joseph? OMG.. I may drink today. Always be kinder than you feel.

Can it have a wind tunnel free for everyone? I always said if I won the super duper Powerball I'd build a vertical wind tunnel near my home DZ. No freebies though. OK, discount just for you. Always be kinder than you feel.

Can it have a wind tunnel free for everyone? I always said if I won the super duper Powerball I'd build a vertical wind tunnel near my home DZ. No freebies though. Always be kinder than you feel.

You probably shouldn't be carrying around your dead baby in a bag. http://nypost.com/2013/10/18/mom-of-victorias-secret-baby-facing-homicide-charges/ What. The. Eff. This pisses me off so much. I would've taken the baby if she didn't want him. ETA another article link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/victoria-secret-shoplifter-faces-homicide-charges-article-1.1489866 Always be kinder than you feel.

Don't worry, I was left out too. Maybe she didn't want you to piss it away trying to open a coffee shop on a DZ. Sorry... couldn't resist. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm over here crying. She left me out. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'd also recommend a warm weather DZ if you try anything. Some DZs don't jump all winter and the whuffos seem scarce as do the fun jumpers when it's coldddd. Please correct me if I'm wrong but that's what I've seen over the few years I've been around. Always be kinder than you feel.

I loved reading this. Thanks for sharing!! Always be kinder than you feel.

WHAT?! Are you serious?? I don't have children and don't attend any kids sporting events. Not keep score?? OMG... kill me now. I'm 45 years old and after hearing some of this stuff the kids now don't do, well, it makes me sad for them on how they're missing out on the fun stuff of a childhood where you learned to respect authority, learned to take risks, learned to take constructive criticism and didn't live life looking over your shoulder. My Dad was a cop and growing up I always thought he was stricter than other parents, but it was in a good way. It kept me out of trouble, or at least getting caught. But back then you feared the wooden spoon, leather belt or whatever and you didn't use the "If you hit me I'm going to call DYFS (division of youth and family services)" line on your parents. I miss the good old days. And I wish the sidewalks would still roll up on a Sunday. I loved the "forced" down time.

The nuns used to yell at us when we'd all pick up the papers and inhale deeply. LOVE that smell. Can you still get that anywhere??? Always be kinder than you feel.