LuckyMcSwervy

With women isnt it the wrong time of the month all the time? I'd love to shake the hand of the lucky lady sharing your home. Always be kinder than you feel.

You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you? Try having your junk out of the way and then a 250+ passenger sits on your lap to get hooked up for the tandem jump. . . Oh my!! That just stinks!! Friends and I were just talking about dogs testicles dropping and for some immature reason, it just cracked me up. When he said that it was the first thing that popped into my mind. My filter has been turned off lately. Always be kinder than you feel.

Did they ever drop? Always be kinder than you feel.

Well that sucks! The ON comes and goes but those awful steroids don't always work so I no longer will take them. Also, I pretty much have chalked up I'll never skydive again between the ON and the horrible vertigo I get. Why are you driving with such vision loss? How is that safely possible? Please remember to take the risk to others into account when you decide if you're ever going to jump again if your vision doesn't come all the way back. Especially when it comes to the peripheral vision. Some may think they can see straight ahead and that's good enough. It's not. JMHO. I wish you a speedy return to full vision!!

I'm a Coolio fan from wayyyyyy back in the day, which was a Wednesday by the way, and this thread reminds me of this song: Warning, song is totally NSFW: You'll have to go to 12:42 in the video for the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhbYYblPXg4 And here's the lyrics in case anyone wants to sing along: http://loinhac.com/loinhac.php?id=15602618b3ae&lang=en Always be kinder than you feel.

I just stumbled upon this post now.... How's your vision coming along? Do you know the cause of just the left eye's vision loss? I have optic neuritis in my left eye and the vision comes and goes sporadically and usually unexpectedly, sometimes leaving me in some sucky situations if I happen to be driving or if I'm somewhere and I need to get home. Hope to hear from you.

I know, right? Oh well. Just because you wanted to be the storm of the new century........ lisa is a very common name, but I don't ever recall it being threatening. Nah, I just wanted it to be a minimal, reaching hurricane status for a minute just to get the 'hurricane karen' name. My area was devastated by Sandy and I'd be thrilled to never see another storm like that again, by any name, anywhere. Actually, I've absolutely no recollection of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Karen_%282007%29 Guess my hope for the name is about 6 years past it's formation. I'm a loser. As with Lisa: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tropical_Storm_Lisa You're right, looks like the Lisas never threatened land.

Here's a dumb question from a chick: Is it the skin that pinches causing the pain or it is the testicle smoosh that is the screamer? I think it's the smoosh but for all I know it's just the skin pinch. Always be kinder than you feel.

I know, right? Oh well. Always be kinder than you feel.

The amount depends on the year the person died. I believe starting in 2007 it was $2M and I know when my Dad died in 2009 it was $3M when it comes to exclusions. TBH I'm in the middle of this shit right now. For 2 different people. One with heirs coming out of the woodwork, of course, because the deceased was very wealthy and they weren't included in the will. Half siblings who didn't give a shit about him in life but now there's millions to be had, they think it's like fucking Christmas. But.... funny how no one ponies up when there's a federal tax liens on real estate because when these asswipes tie things up in court, accounts are frozen. They're only hurting themselves.... and me in the long run. They're going to lose in court but the appeals process is everyone's right. I mean this shit started in July 2007 days after the man died. Unfuckingbelievable. This guy's "dad", who was nothing but a sperm donor (and #1 called him by his first name, not "dad") apparently stuck his thingy in anything that moved and fathered many half siblings across the country in the 1940s, 1950s. #1 didn't even know about these vultures when he was alive. The vultures, through word of mouth, found out about their half sibling and his wealth. In Wisconsin, the family tree heirarchy includes half-siblings even when the deceased didn't know they existed. It's set for trial in October. OMG... my blood is boiling. The 2nd person I'm dealing with this with had the forethought to make sure things were set up for estate tax advantages when it comes to the disbursement of property, trusts, cash, etc. The only thing is the first person's estate bullshit is holding up more being disbursed in the second person's estate. Yet another reason why I'm bitter when it comes to the vultures who swoop in after death. Please people, get your shit in order with the professionals who are experts in tax and estate law. Federal AND State!! One more thing.... If the person you're planning on making a beneficiary of your estate dies before you do, make sure you get on appointing another ASAP if you have a sole beneficiary. For instance, I made sure my beneficiary #1 has everything but I also appointed a contingency beneficiary of my favorite hospital foundation in case #1 kicks it. #2 has their own attorneys who will fight my estate for what they've been bequeathed and will also fight the tax man, if necessary. Money is the root of all evil. I hate it so much. Always be kinder than you feel.

I think that snake wearing the turtleneck bit his sac in half. Ugh. Poor guy!! Seriously though, OMG, how awful for him. Always be kinder than you feel.

OMG... goodnight!! Always be kinder than you feel.

But did she take the spare? I miss Sam Kinison. Always be kinder than you feel.

What? You don't have a friend with a key to your house to gather up and dispose of the SDCS box?! When I was single and my Dad was alive, my best girlfriend always had a key to wherever I was living with explicit instructions to hightail it to my house and gather items. We called it the "Shit Dad Can't See" box. I would've done it for her also. One time she helped me move, along with my Dad, and my Dad picked up a sealed box that had SDCS written in black magic marker on the side with a smiley face. She almost knocked my Dad over taking it out of his hands saying she'll get that one. OMG... I haven't thought about this shit in years!! It's actually called a 'Burn Box' ~ as in you entrust only the closest & reliable of friends with the task of throwing it on the bonfire, UNOPENED! If you don't have a problem with someone you know well opening your Burn Box and perusing the contents...you're not trying hard enough regarding your perversions! LMAO! OMG! That's so awesome and I've never heard of doing that. I'm definitely not trying hard enough. I think most people would be disappointed in the SDCS box. Don't batteries explode when they're tossed into a fire?!? My friend wants to know... Always be kinder than you feel.

Ahhhhh.... I see said the blind man. I wish I had the energy to sit down and think and come up with some stuff like that but then again my family is legally barred from entering my home when I die. Like I said, vultures. Always be kinder than you feel.

Nut Under. Like a line over but a nut under the leg strap. ETA: I'm a chick, I have no nuts but understand the importance of not having a nut under.

What? You don't have a friend with a key to your house to gather up and dispose of the SDCS box?! When I was single and my Dad was alive, my best girlfriend always had a key to wherever I was living with explicit instructions to hightail it to my house and gather items. We called it the "Shit Dad Can't See" box. I would've done it for her also. One time she helped me move, along with my Dad, and my Dad picked up a sealed box that had SDCS written in black magic marker on the side with a smiley face. She almost knocked my Dad over taking it out of his hands saying she'll get that one. OMG... I haven't thought about this shit in years!! Always be kinder than you feel.

I have a spreadsheet with every account, account #, web address, user name, password, password hint, security question answers, etc. that's kept in a safe deposit box. Even Facebook, even Dropzone.com. I kinda chuckle at the fact my very special person is one day going to log into this shit and read my private messages. He knows me better than anyone on earth so I assume he'll shake his head and laugh.

I hope so. I'm going to be released on deck the USS Vandenberg. In the middle of one of the satellite dishes. The funny thing is the fish are going to swarm and eat me in like 2 seconds flat. Then I'll be fish poo and then I'll circle the world on the ocean currents in 10,000 years. Or the fish will get caught and someone having some yellowtail snapper at a restaurant in Key West will be having me for dinner also. Oh, the Vandy is my favorite wreck dive. ETA: Some of me is going for an ash dive too. Oh - can we do that - I know what part can be my ash dive.

I hope so. I'm going to be released on deck the USS Vandenberg. In the middle of one of the satellite dishes. The funny thing is the fish are going to swarm and eat me in like 2 seconds flat. Then I'll be fish poo and then I'll circle the world on the ocean currents in 10,000 years. Or the fish will get caught and someone having some yellowtail snapper at a restaurant in Key West will be having me for dinner also. Oh, the Vandy is my favorite wreck dive. ETA: Some of me is going for an ash dive too. Always be kinder than you feel.

Think you'd shatter like glass? Always be kinder than you feel.

You call that snow??? Ok so its a wee bit of frozen h2O but duuuude... We have over two foot of the real stuff just a couple miles from here. http://www.firsttracksonline.com/2013/09/30/crystal-mountain-opens-for-one-day-ski-season/ OMG!! Skier boner!! I wonder how many people used a personal day from work to enjoy that 1 day opening?!?! NICE!! Always be kinder than you feel.

YOU, Sir, are a quite a friend. He was so blessed to have someone like you with him for the end.

Welllll said! I've everything legalfied down to who I want to dispose of my ashes, where and when. Even covering all the travel expenses for the person, of course. The thing is, a few in my family have SEEN my living will, last will and testament, trust documents I had set up for someone and they are PISSED. My family sucks so bad I've left my 3 immediate surviving family members (mom, brother and half sister) $1 each with a long letter why I left them that. It was only to keep them from contesting for being left out, so that's that. FUCK THEM. Of course, they're the ones that's pissed. Oh, and I left my portion of a trust left to me from my Dad to someone not family but whom I love greatly and was the person who treated me amazingly, always. My asshole brother thought my portion should go to him. Of course he did. Selfish prick. He'd cut your stomach open if he thought you swallowed a penny. I hate to say this but I'm glad my middle brother passed away on his own hours after the doctors told us he was brain dead (heroin OD) because my parents would've kept him on life support for yearssssssss because that's how fucking selfish they are. My brother always said 'pull the plug' but he never put it in writing. This subject makes my blood boil because people who are treating me like shit in life are going to all of a sudden act like family of the year and swoop in like vultures when I'm dead. I guess the way I have things set up is my final "fuck you" to them all. Oh, don't forget to also write your own obituary too and keep it with your important papers. Pick a good picture of yourself too. Also, don't forget to set up a care plan for any pets you may have that may survive you!! My brother said the only ride he'd ever give my cat was to get gassed. Fucking asshole. Grrrrr..... I could spit nails right now. Always be kinder than you feel.

I'm liking a TS with my name. Kinda hoping she gets to hurricane status (minimal, of course). I'm kinda hoping my exH is watching the weather channel and every time he hears Karen his blood pressure goes up a little. Always be kinder than you feel.