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    . It is but I have the key... Well hook me up with some oxycodone. I have hydrocodone as my 'pain killer' but the fact that it doesn't do anything for the pain makes them useless. Oh and I have a booster which still doesnt help. So now I basically just have to live with the pain since my doctor up here rarely prescribes oxycodone to anyone.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw >If I slept with her, I'd cry or hang myself. >>A gag would definately be required... >>>Yeah, she's fucking annoying but I'd hit it. Shes actually kinda cute even as annoying as she is. Or better yet you could make animations based on what she says in her videos then rip the audio from the videos and sync it with the animations.
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    A gag would definately be required... Yeah, she's fucking annoying but I'd hit it. Shes actually kinda cute even as annoying as she is.
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    God, I love Halloween.
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    Women don't enjoy DVDA? You're one dirty son of a bitch. Pot... meet kettle. I never said I'm not. I just said he is.
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    Women don't enjoy DVDA? You're one dirty son of a bitch.
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    So then it would be the FFW? Fresh Fucked Walk.
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    oh, so thats what its called.
  9. skittles_of_SDC
    (Picking on the broken sleeping guy) Now it's starting to make sense. He only goes after women who can't walk. The ol' they can't run away play. Careful, some can move pretty fast in their wheelchairs and rascal scooters. Better hide the batteries. I was gonna say limps but that wouldn't be right either. I was referring to that funny walk that women do when they get ridden too hard. I don't think there is a name for it. [shrugs]
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    Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed? 29. Sorry if I'm not bringing my A game to the forums today. It's not one of my better days. Edit: I'm now returning this thread to its regularly scheduled programming. Mainly cause these pills are gonna put me to sleep soon.
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    I'd say I'm medium pimpin'. I should have gotten that shirt. I think it's discontinued now.
  12. skittles_of_SDC
    soooary....perhaps you should take her up on that challenge....maybe she'll cry out your name. peace i doubt she wants a 2 pump chuck.... Cougars play with their prey for HOURSSSSSSSSS before we really pounce! Do you really believe its my first time at the rodeo, ladies? 18 or 45 every girl walks away leaves extremely happy. I may be terrible at most things in life but that ain't one of 'em. edited to add: even if skydiving is one of those things.
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    In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me. for some reason i dont think you can hand mcswervy even if she gave you the time,day, location.... Are you trying to imply that I need to work my way up and you want to be part of my preparation?
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    Fuckin' relax man. It's a running thing between me and her.
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    In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me.
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    In other words you cry after sex. Thats
  17. skittles_of_SDC
    Because you're doing it wrong and they didn't enjoy any of it. My advice to you... watch some porn. Good luck.
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    In a wingsuit

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    In a wingsuit
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    Broken

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    Broken
  20. skittles_of_SDC
    were you wearing boots? no Were you wearing a parachute? Yes. I decided that since I was going to jump out of a plane I had better have something to slow me down. Did you open it? Yes. I had a good opening no malfunctions. It was strictly the landing. What was the phase of the moon? Not sure. Whatever it was on New Years day. and to save you some time, no I didn't break a mirror or see a black cat or walk under a latter.
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    were you wearing boots? no Were you wearing a parachute? Yes. I decided that since I was going to jump out of a plane I had better have something to slow me down. Did you open it? Yes. I had a good opening no malfunctions. It was strictly the landing.
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    were you wearing boots? no Were you wearing a parachute? Yes. I decided that since I was going to jump out of a plane I had better have something to slow me down.
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    Used to. Now I'm kinda in a complicated situation so...
  24. skittles_of_SDC
    It's a natural human urge. I don't see how that makes us pigs.
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    She probably knows a lot of stuff. And if not, I don't care. I would still wreck that ass.