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  1. skittles_of_SDC
    2007 USPA stats: Male: 85% Female: 14% Other: 1% If you can't work with that... The DZ hotties (from CK) are in FL right now. All you had to do was send Skittles and airline ticket for New Years Eve. Unfortunately I was laid up in the hospital on new years day. But thanks for trying. You're a good man.
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    So the male flight attendant's neck was REALLY sore at the end of that flight, huh? Did you get extra "nuts"?? Don't say that. You're just feeling a little jealous right now. Since I said she was pretty, you are worried about the competition. It's ok you can admit it.
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    The ever popular Tibia-Fibula combo. broken in 3 places, 3 pins 1 plate. lots of percocet.
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    Yeah, I always thought when someone says 'older woman' or 'older person' it implies older than the person speaking. Maybe I'm wrong. This is the long way of saying I don't think people in their mid 40's are old.
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    Sorry for jacking your thread. Yeah there were a couple people I was hoping to jump with dont worry you were among them. If I can make it out to Michigan for the hellfish boogie I will try. You have 2 daughters right? Just kidding I wouldn't dare.
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    I did hit on the flight attendant a little bit. She was pretty for an older woman. She had to be in like her mid 40's but dude I'da mile high clubed that shit. Would you expect anything less from me? I was blown for the whole flight. pain killers will do that.
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    Deedy - I bet the shorts falling down was Skittles way of baiting chicks..... Well I'm thinking by the time I get off these crutches my left glute is going to be solid muscle. in which case that may actually work. If you wanted to see a hot dude in first class you should have been on my plane.
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    Yeah the person I drove down with left early and my belt was in the trunk and Justin Shorb had my other one and i didnt get it back till the next day. that bastard. its too bad you didn't introduce yourself. as bad as it looks its not so bad i cant meet people. and meeting new people is even better when im high like i have been for the last 4 days
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    Dude I like Orlando airport... other than the fact that they seriously x-rayed my cast. But I mean If you are lucky enough to need a wheel chair everything goes smooth and quick. plus i ended up in first class. and i got to see all the hotties board the plane (some of them may have only been hot because I was high on percocet.)
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    Removing my name.
  11. skittles_of_SDC
    how many jumps did you make this year? 190 starting my skydiving in may,
  12. skittles_of_SDC
    Excellent blog posts. They have been holding me over until today as well as helping build the excitement. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
  13. skittles_of_SDC
    In the 1800's the postal service tried to outlaw christmas cards because there were too many to deliver.
  14. skittles_of_SDC
    No. Don't discourage him. Natural selection. It's a beautiful thing.
  15. skittles_of_SDC
    Looks a lot like asswhole's posts if you ask me.
  16. skittles_of_SDC
    That's what I had thought. Thank you for clarifying. Though I guess if the Mighty Mendit was applied by a rigger its ok.
  17. skittles_of_SDC
    I ended up falling asleep at around noon for 3 hours.
  18. skittles_of_SDC
    No. We play well with others. yapp...homo`s play well with others 3...2...1 Maybe you should read this, during your time off.
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    Well I mean I knew you guys didn't make the containers I was referring to the custom embroidery. I wish I had enough cash to get one of those.
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    Lucky you. I got a GPS for Christmas. Smart ass. My development is so new that we're not on the map. Haha! It's the brand new 2009 maps. Sorry to disappoint. I had company the other day and my address still wasn't on there - they needed to call for more directions. You're fucked! I never had your address to begin with.
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    HHHMMM, you could study For what!? I don't go back to school until January.
  22. skittles_of_SDC
    Balloon. the feeling of falling into dead air is great. I'd like to do a C-130 jump. Maybe at the African Freefall Convention in 2010.
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    Lucky you. I got a GPS for Christmas. Smart ass. My development is so new that we're not on the map. Haha! It's the brand new 2009 maps. Sorry to disappoint.
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    Nah, I don't do drive-by's. I'm 40 years old. I'm smart enough by now to know to make the men come to me. Lucky you. I got a GPS for Christmas.
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    Only if you swing by, you know, to help me along. Although then I don't really need to rub one out.