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  1. skittles_of_SDC
    or DVDA You guys must actively try to find the kinkiest types of porn possible. What guy would even want a chick to do ATM? I would never kiss a chick again if she did that. And do you really wanna be one of the dudes in on the DVDA?
  2. skittles_of_SDC
    Why didn't that work for me? Shrinkage. It was still pretty hot outside, I'm not buying shrinkage . I'm comfortable with my body. I'm not ashamed to say there (probably) wasn't any shrinkage. But when it grows it grows. (hence the reason i'm comfortable.)
  3. skittles_of_SDC
    Why didn't that work for me? Edit: I forgot the emoticon
  4. skittles_of_SDC
    No. I've learned my lesson about 'unsolicited physical contact.' Edit to add: for the record it was a school thing not a police thing. I have one of those little school girl outfits for special occasions. That would quickly turn into a police thing. No officer I swear I didn't touch her in the way she said I did.
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    Whoa!!! Skittles is into S&M! Who knew? Say have you met Banesanura? I don't think its S&M if it's only hugs. And yeah I hung out with her and still talk to her on occasion.
  6. skittles_of_SDC
    I think that shirt #3 is more for guys but OK. I guess the fact that a chick is wearing it just makes it funnier. I did the drinking theme last time so I'm gonna do the sex theme this time. please tell me you got the attached shirt. This is quite possibly the best shirt for women on the entire site. BTW, that story =
  7. skittles_of_SDC
    I mean this with the utmost respect but, maybe if you weren't so weird it'd be easier to keep guys. Joking of course.
  8. skittles_of_SDC
    Haha. Dave Brown can now add match maker to his list.
  9. skittles_of_SDC
    Coach isn't so bad. I actually like coach. Ok that's a down right lie. But I have to break my shit to fly 1st class.
  10. skittles_of_SDC
    I bet you'd hug McSwervy on "Free hug day". No. I've learned my lesson about 'unsolicited physical contact.' Edit to add: for the record it was a school thing not a police thing.
  11. skittles_of_SDC
    T-shirt hell is the greatest. the first one is the one that gets me the most laughs. Pretty funny. No girl has ever played though. I like this one but was afraid of being too offensive. I'll get it eventually though. I also have a bunch of other ones. most related to drinking. my life is a very complicated drinking game also available in sober (in very small print by the waist) if you're already this close why dont you just suck my dick. that order was almost 6 months ago. Time to order some new ones.
  12. skittles_of_SDC
    Dude. Not cool. I imply how much I hate it and then you post a link for it? Not cool. If I ever meet Juan Mann I'm going to punch him in the ear. No. Better yet I'm am going to start 'Free Punches Day' on the same day as 'Free Hug Day'. Basicly I punch you for free. If you hug me? I punch you twice as hard.
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    Anyone on Facebook knows about these retarded ass new 'holidays' that just get made up*. What is up with these? Who is charging for hugs in the first place? Yeah strippers, hookers and porn stars but they don't count. Well it's not till Feb 13 so at least I still have time to make my 'If you hug me, I'll punch you in the ear' t-shirt. *Steak and a BJ day is in no way a retarded ass holiday. As made up as it may be it is joyous.
  14. skittles_of_SDC
    C'mon. Everyone knows milf doesn't just apply to mom's anymore. even though thats the origin it now just applies to older women that could be moms.
  15. skittles_of_SDC
    It was filmed 8-28-06. You guys are a couple years too late. sorry. Lisa Daniels, Kayla Paige and Alisandra in case you were wondering. The hot one in the green would be Kayla Paige.
  16. skittles_of_SDC
    So what did we learn tonight boys and girls? Always fly non-stop! No exceptions.
  17. skittles_of_SDC
    Suburbs directly west of Chicago. recorded temp at 10:45 CT according to TWC -15F and with windchill -35
  18. skittles_of_SDC
    I love the mug in the bookstore. It's funny cause it's true.
  19. skittles_of_SDC
    I hear ya. I haven't really gotten to go outside much, which I guess is a good thing, but everyone is telling me how cold it is. According to TWC it's -11F and -33F with wind chill. Good thing I don't have to go back outside until Jan 26.
  20. skittles_of_SDC
    I know your pain! That is why, on Pirate Day, women squint on one side and say, "Eye, captain, eye. Arrgggh" Are you thinking of the 'dirty pirate'? You bust in the girls eye then kick her in the shin so she is covering her eye with one hand and hopping around yelling 'argghhhh!'
  21. skittles_of_SDC
    Sounds like BDSM. I guess I should call banesanura about that.
  22. skittles_of_SDC
    No, but the positions I use require a lot of balance and the ability to stand. Hell I can't even lay in my bed without pain. Mainly around the staples. So I doubt I could fuck. What you need is a good blowjob. I can't argue with that. Once school starts up again I'm going to have to be on the top of my game. And I'm gonna have to start rocking my scars.
  23. skittles_of_SDC
    No, but the positions I use require a lot of balance and the ability to stand. Hell I can't even lay in my bed without pain. Mainly around the staples. So I doubt I could fuck.
  24. skittles_of_SDC
    Dude, you are soooooo rubbing this in Skittles' face!! Honestly, I really don't care. I can't really have sex with my situation. Well I could but I foresee a lot of pain in the process. I'm just going to continue sleeping, posting on dz.com, going on facebook and sleeping some more for another 11 days.
  25. skittles_of_SDC
    That's what everyone is saying - face it, do the look around, get my questions answered, etc. , see the under canopy view, take it all in, make peace with the "place". Maybe Saturday morning... I don't know yet. I'll have a rental car so I am mobile... gotta work that one out in my head... Thank you for your advice.