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  1. Leapinglizardto
    1) Farm fresh chocolate-covered Strawberries with an appropriate, complimentary wine or champagne. 2) The perfect nekkid someone,from whose abdomen, to feed on them, from & lips to feed them to It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    as the 'dominator' or 'dominatee' ? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  3. Leapinglizardto
    No shit! several posters were, busting on me about it. it was funny for the most part but after a while, I was starting to feel like, okay you have got to be kidding, give it a rest. I don't even know, who you are talking about, Billy who? It was quite entertaining! of course all I could think of after a while, was I can't wait until he's no longer banned. I have to see this character in action here, if they really think he'd do something like that. Full of 'bad boy' mischief are we Billy? cool. I may have to view, every thread you post in just for the guaranteed entertainment value. Bonfire Bonnie & Clyde It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  4. Leapinglizardto
    ah, good man David. see Dave knows the drill! fixed it for ya ...and you forget we like skydiving too! S&W nickel plated, double action 357 Magnum with 5 & 1/2" barrel & .45 - semi-auto still with it's 'older' mag clips, in case need for a few 'extra' rounds pops up. (full-carry of course) have to run & gear up to 'fly' Ttyal LMFAO It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  5. Leapinglizardto
    sheesh. Some people, just 'don't get it' & some people just don't get 'it'. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  6. Leapinglizardto
    you little shit..... & yet somehow still my HERO. perfect timing, the last shipment you sent is just about depleted... & I was thinking about YOU the whole time, baby! My true 'Leading Man' you know these 'boy-toys' have nothing on you! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    & as they 'round the corner into the final stretch................its Airtwardo in the lead by two & 1/2 lengths It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  8. Leapinglizardto
    dammit, I can't believe I fogot him & Pierce Brosnan. I guess Ardian & someone else have to get scratched from my list. sorry boys It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  9. Leapinglizardto
    um, ok, this one time, at band camp....oh, wait that wasn't me that was..... anyway ever been banned for life, from the local small town 24 hr 'Grand Union' for Bass fishing out of the seafood department's 'live' fresh seafood tank from a lawn chair, 1/2 way across the store with a 'pocket fisherman' (remember those?) using the store's canned clams for bait under the influence of 'Whippets' (courtousey of the newly stocked dairy section) & way too many Capt. & Cokes & Michelobs? as the rest of your entourage (bar one) looks & cheers you on, (under the same influences) while simultaneously using aisle 5 (freshly 'tweaked' with 'Wesson-ality') as a make-shift 'slip & slide' & the 'get-away driver' is firing up (literally) the store front's mechanical pony ride, with quarters & bottle rockets? at about 2am ? me neither It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    yea, mail the no wait a minute dammit. Mt Vernon where Amazon NY? If so F*CK THAT, you're too damn close, don't be bringing no sacs of 100s of those bitches around here we already have enough brown recluse f*ckers around the North East, I came back up here for the summer & fall to get away from sh*t like that. I'll go to Toys R Us tomorrow & buy you a F*cking ant farm & a magnifying glass. leave the poisionous little bitches in the Gulf. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  11. Leapinglizardto
    LMFAO, oh you are young. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    yea, I don't like those F*ckers either. I know people been biten by them too. nasty little bastards, if you get enough of the toxin in your blood stream you can actually lose 'chunks' of flesh, hell no billy. I aint f*cking with them either. Hey, billy you're 'the' billy everybody was accussing me of being in here under, a different name, to get around being banned. nice to finally meet you. even though I wasn't here when you, were uh on an all expenses paid, moderation 'encouraged vacation' from the forum, welcome back. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  13. Leapinglizardto
    thank god for that huh? guess ya have to be a little loco, to go looking for them on purpose. F*CK THAT! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  14. Leapinglizardto
    you crazy bastard, you went looking & hunting for them? I don't even like the idea of finding the little son-of-a-bitches, by accident. you're nutz! I like that! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  15. Leapinglizardto
    younger than what? I thought you, Donnie & the rest of the Osmond boys, were all well into your 50s & 60s by now. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    not to mention, incredibly 'humble' I see. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  17. Leapinglizardto
    every time I look at it, the phrase 'where angels fear to tread' comes to mind & makes me LMAO. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  18. Leapinglizardto
    leave it to russia, to find a classy, artsy way, to say to the world: We've upped our out look on serious health issues, so 'Up Yours' We've starting to take 'shit' seriously. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
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    very . now onto the other 49 as you stated. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  20. Leapinglizardto
    just the fact that you asked that, frightens the hell out of me. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  21. Leapinglizardto
    now THAT sounds delicious. I'd pay to have that Fed-exed overnight.
  22. Leapinglizardto
    I'm bringing the last 3 tablespoons to NWFlyer's house tomorrow. hey how'd nwflyer get so lucky? I'll pay top dollar for 1 tablespoon. your 'resumes' could catch a pretty nice $ also come to think of it. but i'm really interested in that death jelly, are you starting a 'waiting list' for the next batch? or are you just going to come back here & tease us first, then start the bidding? i'm becoming obsessed with getting some now. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  23. Leapinglizardto
    Presley or Costello? my elvis vote only counts if you were referring to the 'True King' thank you, thank ya very much. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  24. Leapinglizardto
    you're not surprised, are you? yes throw his ass behind bars. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  25. Leapinglizardto
    No, but that moose has clearly been, over-served. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak