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How about an 'Mentally Challenged Fornicator'? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

You mean we haven't reached that point yet??? He he poor Billy, it must have for him, I've been taunting the poor guy all day & he's been behaving himself every time! Is that 'Amazing Grace' I hear playing in the background? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

You say that like its a BAD thing! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ROTFLMFAO - Thanks for the input & commentary everyone! I was just curious. I've seen more threads locked or deleted in the last 3 - 4 days, than I've seen in the entire month & 1/2 I've been in here. So turtle not even close huh? who is this locked thread bandit you speak of. Lighten up thantos, I wasn't criticizing, I found it kind of amusing & was just asking. Had nothing to do with the mods. They all seem really cool to me *shrugs* nor was I speaking of my own threads. My threads have been going nonstop all day. futuredivot of course you are an follow your lead, would that make you the prince & myself the princess of staying 'Just below the Bonfire radar'? Danger Roo thanks, I plan to, this place keeps me ROTFLMAO constantly. sounds like a plan. Thanks to all for, not just answering but replying in the LOL manner that keeps me coming back for more ! Wow turtle really? Not even close? I love this place! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Thanks Cocheese, now every time I see your name in any of the forums, the tune....'Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap' keeps playing over & over in my head! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

The Dark Knight?[email] It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Ok, even as a newbie here. I get the whole 'locked thread' 'deleted thread' 'deleted posts' & 'banned from this forum or that forum' but how does one manage to get banished from their own threads? And is this a record breaking week @ dz.com for locked threads? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Yes, just a few days ago. And I have a picture to prove it: OH, Say it ain't SO! You gave seals Umbrellas!????? Nope...Banana Sammiches! & a handjob, under an umbrella. Fixed it for ya. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

I'll bet you have! So that's where my red stilletto's disappeared! (classic movie how did I forget that) Edit to add: And thank you boyh for the links! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

YOU YOUNG MAN - have a DIRTY MIND! »» I LIKE THAT! Thanks for posting that one! NWFlyer has quite a few classic one-liners to list!

Cool NWFlyer's in the game! Great quotes, But I'm drawing a blank on the last one. What flick is that from Kriss? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

«shaking head in disbelief & disgust»'Boy,There's no way, NOOOO... WAY ! that you came from my loins. Soon as we get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in right in da mouth! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Topper Harley: I've fallen for you like a blind roofer. Ramada Thompson: I'm a virgin. I'm just not very good at it. -----Topper Harley: could never find time for love--too heavy--it's an anchor that drowns a man. Besides, I've got the sky, the smell of jet exhaust, my bike. Pete "Dead Meat" Thompson: Ah, A loner. Topper Harley: No, I own it. Topper Harley: You've got to be joking. Ramada Thompson: Look, if I were joking I would've said, "what do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino." Lt. Cmdr. James Block: Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milk Shake, checking in at seven hundred feet. Admr. Benson: look out there at all you wonderful guys and I say to myself, "what I wouldn't give to be twenty years younger . . . and a woman." It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

He he ! Edited to add: This concludes our daily thread Hijacking. We now return you to our regularly scheduled thread topic. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ROTFLMFAO hey didn't those two meet & hook-up at last years family reunion? Groom turning to bride: 'Hey, ju' hear that, that shit wasn't funny wuz it sis?' 'I'm gawnna kick her ass!' It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Go for it. But 1st risten to wise words: Ancient proverb say: 'Eat Here' mean you no 'get happy-ending' You GIVE happy-ending' 'You srut' It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Uh-oh better stay on top of that the greenies Recently had to take the bonfire in for screening & surgical removal of something similar, but far more dangerous, contageous & toxic. & it has since, just recently grown back with avengence! [Ahnuld voice] It's not a tumah!![/Ahnuld voice] Its a 'BillyVance!' Tag, you're 'It' Billy! Nah, nah! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

So.... You haven't read any of his other posts today I gather! just do a search under: list only posts made by: airtwardo. GOOD STUFF! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

YOU YOUNG MAN - have a DIRTY MIND! »» I LIKE THAT! Thanks for posting that one! NWFlyer has quite a few classic one-liners to list!

I hear that! Guess I'll just have to adapt to it! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

*** Yep! That's part of the problem! Hey, can Turtle Whacks ®™ be safely used on a lizard? Or should we put in a call to the EPA & PETA? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

The 'Cheese' has been treated with another application of 'Turtle Whacks'®™ It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Ah! nothing says: mid-summer afternoon, like the scent of blooming Sarcasm, in the breeze! Musta been quite a batch of manure, used to fertilize that blossom! he he NO! NO! NO! BAD LIZARD! Now, you march right over to your 'Time-out' corner in your Aquarium. Until you remember how to 'Play Nice' with the other kids! Fixed it for Ya! MUAH! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Ah! nothing says: mid-summer afternoon, like the scent of blooming Sarcasm, in the breeze! Musta been quite a batch of manure, used to fertilize that blossom! he he It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak