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to get really 'hammered' tonight recommendations? name your favorite 'Drown My Sorrows' poision! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

hey amber, very sorry to hear you & family are going through this. but remember hon, though it could be one of the more serious conditions you mentioned, it could also very well be some far less threatening & treatable. (severe migraine disorder, easily treatable seizure disorder, or blood embellism related TIAs, all very easily treatable. however like nightingale mentioned, DON'T wait a week to get scan done, that doesn't sound right at all. go to ER tonight & get MRI immediately. remember hon, key to any medical problem = early detection, intervention & treatment. You & family are in all my prayers, thoughts & heart, with good vibes. please keep us posted. if you need to talk I'm here, just pm me, if you need to kid. pming my regular email to you now. hang in there sweetheart. Blue skies & best wishes for dad's out come & speedy recovery. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

he he. good one billy. reason # 2, I'm glad your exile from the bonfire, is over! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

There i was minding my own business at a boogie when up walks this guy wearing a thong and a sombrero, holding a bottle of wild turkey in one hand and a three litre of coke in the other asking if i wanted some "kickin' chicken". . . So wud' you two talk about over breakfast the next morning? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ONCE every 2 weeks was the "Era of 'Peak performance' " & that ain't bad? So it IS true! ah, well that explains it! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

everyone isn't over the weight limit for tandems It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ouch LMAO I only supply the initial wound, you'll have to see one of my dz.com associates for the salt. he he turtle It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

dammit! how did I forget Shakira on that list. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

None? No sex at all, or no sex with someone else in the room? cause honey, if 'Rosie Palm' & her five sisters aren't putting out, something is definitely wrong with your approach sweety! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Monica Lewinsky's latest attempt, to clean up her image, by doing charity work. Backfired miserably yesterday, as she opened up her own, local chapter of 'Meals on Wheels'. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

my thoughts exactly! that's where the chocalate covered strawberries & the wine/champagne off a sexy human platter are supposed to lead... he he It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

so of course, Billy chimes in & yes dribble/spit take again. but ha, you weren't paying close enough attention. already left the house, so you just made me dribble another coffee-stain, on the same top. & for your information, no the model T wasn't invented yet! they were still working on the wheel thing. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

:1: *1+3+? I got F*cked on my tax return, does that count?

Oh, shit. LMFAO, okay boys that's three tops, in one morning & I already left the house. mental note to self: stop drinking coffee when reading Bonfire replies. or find a different occupation & lifestyle, that doesn't require, presentable, coffee-stainless clothing. F*ckers! great way to kill off any Monday morning blahs though. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

oh shit you actually said that, wow that takes balls! you know I have to manage to make it out the door this a.m., with a clean, non- coffee stained shirt eventually I'm running out of them. that's 2 so far, what the F*ck is in your coffee today? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ROTFLMFAO. that's GOOD, when you can come-up with a oneliner that F*cking funny, on a topic like this that's talent. I see you're a morning person, I wasn't expecting that & you made me, nearly drown in my coffee & now I have to change my white SILK shirt, but that was worth it. Oh shit. go popsjumper. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

«X-Files theme, playing in back ground» The truth is out there....somewhere : Hollywood Divas dream of someday becoming Sky Divas! they secretly peek in here, to read up on & idolize us, more often, than americans buy People mag. sweet rig! I'm just a 1911 gal though I have to have my .45! Extra GI magazines,Pachmayr grips and I'm looking into a tritium sight system all in a CCW Bianchi IWB holster.Its my CHL baby! nothing like chicks,guns,skydiving and well..more chicks. Ooo, cool, nice fire-arms taste yourself, sweety. & you obviously know what life's all about!

As of today, one month & a few days of living in 'Newbie-ville, Skydive USA' I have managed to make my 1st - 2nd & 3rd jumps. But in the same time-frame managed to accumulate, as of my most recent post, I have 309 posts @ dz.com ( I love this place). Which means I have exactly 103 times as many posts as I do jumps. Have at it EVERYONE, have some fun at the 'Newbie-post whore's' expense. Remember multiple answers allowed. I can't remember whose sig line, this is right now but: 'If you took that seriously, you missed the whole point.' comes to mind. If I can't enjoy, letting a few new friends/skydiving mentors/advisors, have a little fun at my expense, I'm missing the whole point. Go for it. Show me what ya got If coolness was water, we'd each be but a tiny raindrop & skymama would be, all four oceans if on the other hand 'post whoring' was water, I'd be - scuba diving It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Wow, there must be some serious, 'lay some smack down on you' going on in the other forums. If this thread, hasn't been kicked over to SC or the recycle bin yet. & I just jinxed it more 10% or more of threads I start or reply to here, get moved. & this time, I'm completely innocent. wow there really IS a 1st time for everything. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Lions & Tigers & Bears -Oh, my! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

That's because your doing it right sweetie! hey, hey yu two, get a room ! or a web cam & share all the naughty details. NO foreplay in the forums, unless there's streaming live video included. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ROTFLMFAO . airtwardo. I'll bet you have plenty more. a story that good can't be an 'isolated incident' & funny that very same phrase - 'IS a statute of limitations involved.' kept crossing my mind, when trying to decide which story to post. & I also seemed to notice a trend while going over them, in my mind: Me + Alcohol + Public places (where one doesn't always, 'blend' with the crowd when you're Under the Influence) + Fireworks = me & free ride in a municipality owned sedan. or = me driving two towns over to find store/public property I'm still legally allowed on. Don't forget now twardo, I want details as soon as each, statute of limitations involved, expires. I'll buy the beer, my friend It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

oh goody, you can keep the black widows too. I've had some exotic pets myself, including a python I had for many years, from little bitty baby to ^ 14' , & boas, amongst others. but I draw the line on, opening up my home to shit that, tests my ability to make it to an ER in minutes. & I once woke up with a huge brown recluse, about to snack on my face, sneaky little f*ckers. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak