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ok, at least auction off some of the stuff or the recipe here. Come on, you seem like the charitable type & It'll be be for a VERY GOOD CAUSE.........................................................................................................................................'CAUSE I really need to get me some of that! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Thanks for the advice & yes it was tounge in cheek. I expect to be busted on @ the dz, as long as I know its all just in good hearted-fun. & as long as it is, it makes the experiences that much more enjoyable. I usually have a pretty good sense of humor myself. & besides paybacks a Bitch! I completely understand your point of the possibility, of an another dz wanting me to sit through class again IF, I were to follow through on the urge to roam out of curiosity. But since you mentioned it, it makes much more sense to stick with one dz until I'm more experienced. just a bit of a bummer, that it means I may not be able to get in some jumps, if & when I decide to take any of my 4 wks vac. I have coming, near another dz this summer/fall. thank you very much tigra, for taking time to share your good advice & opinions with me. Blue skies. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

*** I've already tried the cutaway and reserve thing amd I don't feel any need to repeat that. Yes, I know dear, one of the many reasons, this newbie has become rather awed & impressed with you & your skydiving progress. I read & replied to the post referring to it. You are Cool. & of course that's what I meant too ONCE is MORE than enough for that experience. hope You never NEED to use the reserve again. Blue skies for many, many more years to come! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

1st I wondered, if one of you can help me with, relocating the web site or order info for the 'skydiving frogs' frisbee one of you had started a thread on, last month. I still want one so bad. the 2nd is this, I started with my 1st two jumps at my local dz. Since I still have a LONG way to go, before I'm no longer under student status, but wish to try other dzs in my general area. As long has I carry & present my papers/certificate with me to other dzs, it all still counts toward my training & goal right? or would I need to retake, the 4 hr. pre-jump class, at any new dz I wish to visit. I don't recall this being mentioned in class, but then again I was so psyched & tuned-in to the exciting stuff & actual safety training info being said, it probably was & I missed it. IN ONE» »THE OTHER I'm afraid to admit this to my instructor, because a) He'll never let me live it down, & b) it'll probably cost me a lot more next visit, to get myself off 'the bust 'em on her without mercy' list. I've spent enough time at the dz now, even when not jumping, to know the drill Newbie on the block = Our 'bitch' the skygods & skydivas have ALL the power, us lowly peasants ZERO. 'Yee shall pay for thy trespasses, now bow down & kissth ass newbie. & fetchth me a whilst thou are at it' Thanks for your help. Blue skies everyone. To the mods , sorry I just realized that question 2, probably belongs in a different forum. Yes I know I'm also the newbie your 'bitch' in here the 'Virtual dz'. tell me my penalty for this, at my sentencing hearing & I shall pay. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

LMAO thanks. great contribution that pic is Perfect illustration to add to this thread. 3 pointer. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

if I'm not mistaken, I have a copy in my cd archives, in storage. was planning to check, for some other things in there, on this coming thursday morning. when I have the day off. I'd be more than happy to check on it for you also. if you can wait till then.

Well I guess now we know, she didn't become 'Mother Earth' by in-vitro fertilization. Should've known she had a 'special' secret booty-call stashed somewhere. Brings a whole new meaning to, ' it seems to stay rock-hard forever.' It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

«drooling» hey. I 2nd the motion, on what vskydiver said.

Both. Aren't they one in the same granny? Nothing wrong with, or better than, seeing & living life through the eyes of a kid again. glad to hear you had a great day. may each new one be the same. filled with many more skydiving adventures, that Don't involve the need for 'cut-aways' or reserve deployments. You are way too cool, granny! Blue skiesQuote It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ah, yes wouldn't it? nice to know the airlines are doing such a wonderful job, of maintaining their emergency equipment. one more reason to always take the rig as 'carry-on' & not checked luggage. just ask Maxwell Smart

ah yes the mice, but were it not for the microbs, (kbordson's answer) that ran the cheese factory, that sustained the mouse kingdom, which was really just a front for the Slinky® ™ factory run by snuffaluffagus & big bird, who got their orders from puff the magic dragon who worked for Chaos » It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ya got me there. but squeak & kbordson, blew all the other answers out of the water. that's what's great about trick questions, they really make most think & they point out the real brains in the bunch.

wow. I had plenty to respond with. but billvon, kallend & freeflychile took care of most of that for me. [;]just reread them & pretend its me. As far as gas being cheap in 2006 before the Dems took over congress. WTF, I remember gas hitting $4.69 & ^ a gal. well before Katrina hit. triple what it was when a republican took over the white house. here's one for you. What was the national debt when Bill left office & 'Dub'ya Hardships' took over? what is it now? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

ah there's my buddy. mornin' squeak. Does make you wonder, what parts they aren't telling us doesn't it. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

preparing for take-off with a full manifest, were we?? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

still its more fun the other way, while still in the air. could been halfway through dinner, before the jet touched down = no 5 hr. wait. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

Good thinking It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

you make a statement, of your displeasure, by yelling dooooor. & bailing out the emergency exit, with a rig, while the flight's still @ 13,000 ft ... fools http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25556365/ [email] It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

you drove away with, ZERO out of three tix? damn, you're good. I used to be able to bs my way out of them. I haven't been able to pull that off in over 10 years. drove away without getting all of them in recent years? yes. drove away with none of them? very rarely. & on a zero tolerance holiday weekend? everyone will be jumping in your ride next road trip. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

fixed it for ya. when properly translated it was a fig. hence the 'fig leaf' of shame. that is of course, if you're a big fan of fiction. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

fixed it for ya. technically you're correct also, it was a trick question because *Fish* wasn't a posted option. & why should it? I spent some time in this forum today, it shouldn't. but it will. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

& we already have a winner boys & girls. that's right! it was a trick question. god did NOT, plant dinosaur fossils, far beneath the earth's surface, just to test faith, free will, & give OPEC & Republicans something to cash in on.

let the debate begin. see what happens when, I don't get to jump, as planned because of inaccurate weather forecasts. anarchy, I tell you, plain & simple. [email] It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

contempt. I'm just trying to start some shit, before I go away for a few days, where I won't be able to access the internet. republicans, jeéz. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak