Leapinglizardto

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  1. *** Asstrumpet! Is that a 'wind instrument' Billy? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  2. BTW BONFIRE Sit back, relax and vent yer angst! This is the place for non-skydiving related discussions. Politics, guns and religion and other sociological debates should be taken to the Speakers Corner please.
  3. Let me see if I have this correctly: So the philosophy here is this: That skydiving newbies & wannabes (the people that common sense depicts could & would benefit from a skydiving website the Most should not be allowed access to the site, or should be limited to the Introductions page. cause heaven knows if anything is going to enhance one's ability to get to know the sport, the vibe from remote dzs & the people in it from A-Z it would be repeatedly be entering the post Hi I'm so & so I just started skydiving Iike skydiving.. WOW that's F*cking Brilliant! And Hey while we at it, we should prevent anyone studying, anything let's use medicine for example from accessing any research or related information on the subject at all until they are already experts on the subject & have perfomed numerous life saving treatment BEFORE they are allowed unlimited access to information & others people in the field. F*CKING ~ BRILLIANT Everyone that agrees should me nominated for a Nobel prize. (Um you do realize, the www. in the url address stands for WORLD WIDE WEB No? This thread may likely lock in 5...4...3...2... It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  4. Wouldn't that require peanutgallery, always having bail money on hand? He he It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  5. 'The cheaper the grapes are, the sweeter the taste of the Wine.' It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  6. Hey, How You Doing? Oh, Ok sweetiethat's a much more reputable way of con-FIRMing it, than posting them here. Well not really but at least I'll get a cheap thrill out of it! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  7. And for That she will make You pay ! That's just wrong! I shall keep up with my usage fees. Just keep me informed of any rate increases - It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  8. Nice try - I'm still not posting my boobies, guys you're going to have to do better than that. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  9. OMG - You HAVE converted my innocent little thread to Pervdom®™ why that's...that's just... rather COOL actually please continue! And gentlemen if you're concerned nobody wants to see your thongs anymore... well Post them... & we'll get back to you! disclaimer: Prevdom®™ is a registered trademark of NWFlyer enterprises & technically was used without permission. But any roylalties owed, I will gladly remit them upon receiving statement of current amount due! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  10. thanks twardo, nothing finishes off my evening bedtime ritual, like Sprite up the nose! T H A N K S F * C K E R ! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  11. OMG you were reading my undies thread in the Women's forum? Reading it? We pasted links to it on Myspace, YouTube & FaceBook! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  12. Oh Sh*t! Very good airtwardo. ROTFLMFAO! I'm in are you going to be the treasurer? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  13. Yea, but so long as its one of us ladies, he'd ENJOY THAT! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  14. Agreed without a doubt. as well as a few other mods' quotes. But you KNOW[/B] damn well, no matter how truly Over-the-top funny & or quotable they are, posting them as such, would simply mean that 1/2 of the 1st 2 pages of replies, are going to be 'Suck-up or Ass-kisser' comments. «shaking head» children are such jealous little monsters! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  15. Oh HELL NO! Turtle & we won't stand for it! Torturing turtles is what the Bonfire is for, someone get our union shop stewart on the line, DAMMIT! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  16. That's HYSTERICAL, billy! good one bolas! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  17. Hey good point, Billy. What a good sport. Share the evil boys! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  18. Just as long as you don't do what freeflir29 and Waltappel did and what I'm one strike away from... Awh, Billy guess I'll have to go easier on the taunting you in the bonfire. We don juana lose you! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  19. Wow, you know I hear Ativan®™ works wonders for that! Ask your doctor today if Ativan®™ is right for you. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  20. Wow.. this is news to me. Its always funny hearing rumors, I've always wondered where they get started at. What are the rest of the rumors going around about this? Divot bribed me with a can holder and a Tshirt once. He needs to start bribing us with Bomber jumps! Um if we do get banned, now before we can come back you mods are going to make us bite the heads off live bats, during a cult ritual & get dibs on any large sum windfall income we may ever receive! And now that I'm a member there is no...'leaving the family, once you're in you're in for life.' It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  21. 'I call ya Don Juan, cause the ladies...don juan anything to do with ya!' It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  22. Wow if that's true your profile is off by 224 Jumps, better update that! I have to update mine too. 1 more tandem + 3 jumps this weekend. thanks for reminding me, Don juan, 'cuase the girls don juan anything ta do with ya! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  23. Doh, why you little #$&%. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  24. 'Oooooo frah'-geal-lee must be from Italy!' It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak
  25. 'Mkay is this betterer? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak