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You don't have to tell her. Usually my motto is "I can only keep my expenses hidden as long as the bank can" Meaning.. don't say anything, let her look at the bank account and find out for herself. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Well.. I still have my blow-up doll. Does that count? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Damn, that's a whole different thread! You try and do a little research to save people some money... and, all of a sudden, everyone is picky. How ungrateful. It was you wasn't it? You did #3... It's all so clear now. You are sticking up for her and trying to justify why you showed us the "research". Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I was just typing it as she was dictating.. Seems most of it is true anyway. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Nope. Never jumped a skyvan ( I think that is what they were in ) Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

What does that equate to on land (HP)? LOL. Walking speed.. or enough torque to pull a red wagon. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

If they are asking what happened and screaming in pain.. I'm pretty sure there are no problems with breathing. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

The sad part is.. someone somewhere actually banged #3. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

"Ned calls" There are several. The one where he calls Delta Airlines is hilarious. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Nope.. probably not. Does passing out at the keyboard and waking up with the TYGHBNDF imprinted on your face count? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

As some others said, where is the option for not having one yet? (I would knock on wood but my desk is that cheap synthetic crap) Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

After reading some of the posts I can agree that it could / should be offered but not made a requirement. There were a lot of variables presented in this discussion that I did not consider. One in particular got my attention because I have experienced it. Maybe 6 months ago (I'm bad with dates) a woman fractured her femur on landing at the DZ.. I did not see her impact but overheard that her canopy collapsed some 40 feet from the ground. Anyway, when I got to her there were maybe 5 people all trying to play doctor. The position she was in was very uncomfortable by looking at it but did not want to move her. Some of the people there kept insisting to remove her helmet and rig.. I objected many times but they did anyway. At that point I stood up and said "Fine, I am no longer responsible here" and walked away. I can think of atleast one person who said they were a paramedic but that was total bs. When EMS arrived all I did was tell them what drugs she was allergic to, what had been done before they got there and the location of the fracture. Either way the point is.. I had forgotten about that when making the original post and it is indeed a bad thing to have people who think they know what they are doing but do not no matter how good the intentions were. Someone also said something earlier about checking vitals and the order. Just remember ABC Airway Breathing Circulation This is weird but I am not sure if I'm good luck or bad. So far I have seen a head on accident in front of my house, seen someone get ejected from their car, seen people injured at dz, someones car on fire.. etc Not sure if it's a good thing I was there to help or if I'm just a magnet for catastrophe Most who knows me see it as a sign that I was meant to be a fire fighter / medic since it follows me around. Kinda strange though. FFS didn't mean to write a damn novel here. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

My girlfriend is a geologist.. ask her about global warming and she says this: "It has happened thousands of times before. The heat will melt the ice caps which in turn fucks up the ocean currents triggering a new ice age. Human beings are not the cause of it, but we help to speed up the process, and it cannot be stopped from happening" I think that about covers it. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Been right there with you and still am for the most part. I too once worked in a cube for a shitty company and hated my job.. had the same thoughts as you.. mostly when I would get the chance to actually walk outside and see the sky. I would say "ffs I'm stuck in this shit hole and could be jumping" The problem was I started uh.. "getting sick" a lot and missing days. Now I just whore myself out to the highest bidder. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-Irs1ewDoM Guy calls and orders a blowup doll. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I'm not sure if I should be amused about this or not. Getting injured is never funny, but the way people do it sometimes is. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PRPwgzb-GQ&feature=related Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I'm not willing to spend more on a hooker than what a jump ticket would cost. I will just bring a fully encapsulated bio suit and use a hefty sack instead of a rubber. Now I need to think of a deviant act so I can contact marcandalysse Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I don't know if's sexy... But it would be nice to have someone else clean up the mess for a change... Browning ground beef and pouring the hot grease on her.. now THAT is sexy... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

For the $19.99 in Ohio.. maybe so... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I have a Mattel® big wheel rated at 1.0 TP (Tuna Power). Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I don't think enough people ever will. Just big brother closing another gate of the fence that already surrounds us. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I like to take my fish out for walks around the yard.... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Refer to my post about crab ridden disease carrying hookers, and there you will find my answer. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Dude, don't do it! There's gotta be a ton of chicks that wanna bang a skydiver dude, right? I mean for free, of course! You could be right.. if Virgin Burner can get laid... the possibilities for those of us who are normal.. are endless. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Yeah I've been meaning to have a talk with her about that.. Several dz.commers have gotten pretty angry about it. She doesn't honor rebates anymore either. I blame the economy. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.