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Ok so spill the beans. Oh and on behalf of all guys here and myself, supply pictures where applicable. Everybody knows stories with pictures are much more fun. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Fuck you. How come it was cool when Peter Griffin narrated his own life in 3rd person for a week? Everyone is just jealous. They all know I am sexier than thou.. The Tuna has spoken! Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

He doesn't try to take shims home so that is atleast 1 cool point. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I started off by driving home drunk from the DZ, then picking up a hooker somewhere. After that we went to a crack motel and did a few lines before having unprotected sex. About 5 minutes later I dropped the hoe back off in the general area I found her in then proceeded to go to Waffle House for the best meal I'd had in years. After that the rest got a little hazy. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Stupid things the cops say... Let's start with "Do you know why I stopped you?" "I'm going to give you a break because I'm in a good mood and give you the $250 fine and 2 points instead of the $150 fine and 3 points." Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

No one likes a smelly diaper but you know if it is one parent with two small children, how is the parent to take both into the bathroom? You cant leave one alone. Maybe you were super dad when your kid/kids were small and did everything perfect all the time. Think about it, You were pissed off with who knows what and this just pushed you over the edge. Lighten up just a bit. Complain to the airline and get a comp flight like every other yahoo or pay for first class. I'm not saying the person was right for changing the baby right behind you but would you rather smell a shitty diaper until the end of a flight? If you were by kids then that means you were boarding in the first few rows. Make sure next time you request not to be by children. I'm sure you can sit by the emergency exit. No children allowed within two rows to that door. Wow! Deedy I wasn't trying to make the post seem harsh, it came out that way.. If there were two kids i would have never said anything, i am a parent who raised two girls on my own so i know what its all about there hotshot! He had one child, grandma, wifey and uncle and aunt with him in his row. We all were in first class there sunshine. I am not an idiot and i dont expect anyone else to be. Sometimes having money and being able to afford first class for 6 sometimes means your just an asshole. Should of put the kid on the floor / aisle and changed his stank ass there. You are right, it is disgusting to change a kid in your lap esp when others will have to eat off said tray which was in close proximity to the aforementioned toxic ass. I have no kids which is why I'm the best suited for giving advice on how to raise them. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

No more hospitality house? What the fuck.... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Everybody knows the news would not care unless someone had died from it. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I had a tomato plant in a pot on my porch (Live in an apartment complex). Had 7 or 8 ripe tomatoes I was going to pick this weekend and someone stole the damn things. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Got a bad stick of ram. Maybe I'm not reading right but the error briefly flashes before windows starts.. If the MB were bad the odds of it posting or even getting into windows would be slim. Did you have any crashes or errors before? Maybe CRC errors? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

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seeing as how it would be bad PR for the dropzone.. i dont think i will be posting them. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

And does it run like absolute shit even on a semi decent machine? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I have some good photos of people defiling the squad cars that showed up. Good times.... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Negative. Tuna Salad has been used by me for atleast 10 years. Cannot change. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Since I am still renting gear, a hop and pop doesn't exactly justify full use of what I'm paying for. Yes if I had my own stuff I would probably do more. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

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water.. to rehydrate after a week long bender Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

this thread has been around for a while but I will bite anyway. No I would not mention that I am because as a whole... the general populace does not really give a damn if you are or not. When I was a newer jumper (Last year) yes I would of mentioned it because I thought that I was ballsy and thrill seeking and all the other bullshit. Not so much now. (I'm not normally this much of a dick but I am irritated at the very moment). Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

1. not die because of something stupid and avoidable. Pretty lofty goal but I hope to manage. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

skydiving is crazy. you guys are all mental whack jobs. I don't know why anyone would jump out of a plane. To my knowledge non uspa dropzones can be jumped before age 18 as it is not governed by the FAA. Correct me if I'm wrong because I clearly don't know anything about what I say. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I think "fuck off" works pretty well as a catch phrase for 2k9 Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

I'm done drinking after seeing how much of an ass someone can possibly make of themselves. I decided that I do not want to be that person. This is not a new years resolution but an epiphany after watching others. No, epiphany is an actual word, not just a name black people give their kids. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

Never thought of that actually. For the first time last week at sebastian I could actually hear people in freefall from the ground. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

My whuffo friends keep asking "what if you hit a bird?" Got me wondering, has anyone ever hit a bird in free fall or under canopy? I myself have come pretty close to one or 2 under canopy. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.