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  1. Tuna-Salad
    Calling the next day .. or any day after is a fatal mistake. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  2. Tuna-Salad
    Not anymore. I came down an hour ago. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  3. Tuna-Salad
    Lucky is only going to Z-Hills to see me. We all know it. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  4. Tuna-Salad
    Answer truthfully and nobody gets hurt. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  5. Tuna-Salad
    they did it with virgin burner.. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  6. Tuna-Salad
    You already are in big trouble Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    all the bullshit i had to go thru to get on with a fire department would make a movie similar to that of rudy. some of the stuff that came after might make it in too.. *cough* I've seen a traffic accident in a burger king drive thru that required extrication. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    if you hate people who claim to be actual skydivers, how do you live with yourself on a daily basis? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  9. Tuna-Salad
    I'd do er. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  10. Tuna-Salad
    This is good stuff.. People pay for this kind of advice The dreams heh.. oh man I wont even go into those. Just nice to know I'm not losing it. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  11. Tuna-Salad
    Alrighty so after I got the title 100 jump wonder, I started thinking to myself stuff like "you did it 100 times and got away with it why keep pushing limits" I jumped yesterday and was thinking to myself "what the fuck am I doing here? am I really going to do this again" Paul at Zhills said the door monster would come back.. is this what he meant? I think im more afraid of having my first malfunction, and with my luck it will likely be the worst case scenario, 2 canopies out + horse shoe or something. Is this normal? Do people with thousands of jumps ask themselves why they do it sometimes? Oh I also had a dream yesterday that I had line twists from my head up to the canopy and managed a stand up landing after determining I was too low for a cutaway. Am I losing my mind? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  12. Tuna-Salad
    Nope, not offensive in the least Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  13. Tuna-Salad
    I also learned something yesterday. I never would of understood her "I really like skyvans" comment if I had not posted the wanking poll earlier this week. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  14. Tuna-Salad
    If he didn't get fired there is more wrong with our world than I realize. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  15. Tuna-Salad
    How cute.. Im sweet. its all lies though!! Ok nice to see I haven't become an asshole.. As stated before I was fine with being one already. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrRdIeK9xoc 2 cops fighting http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TugTwO6Zhg Just watch this one... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    I can deal with being one all my life but the sudden change has got me wondering Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    It has come to my attention that some people think I have suddenly become a real asshole over the last week or so. Does teh Tuna appear to be acting any diff than previously known? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    if she is even reasonably hot send her my way.. We know she has got to be easy and mentally unstable if she banged you. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    I still shake after landing
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    I can probably do it.. what is the format? can it be a wav or what? You want the owww, owww, owww thing right? Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  22. Tuna-Salad

    Apology

    Tuna-Salad replied to Braz933's topic in The Bonfire

    Virgin Burner would of taken the shim home and fucked it but could not hold his liquor and had to leave pre-maturely. He admitted that the shim had nice boobs and he wanted to squeeze them. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
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    I was told that full face helmets are now allowed until you get the A. As for sinus issues I'm not the one to talk. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  24. Tuna-Salad
    After seeing how they are flown on the way down after releasing jumpers I would hope the airframe gets inspected more often than average Joe's cessna 182. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.
  25. Tuna-Salad
    Took me 30-35 jumps to get over it. Mostly to get over the fact that when I dive out I'm not going to hit anything. It's a fact most of our lives you have been taught to stay away from the edge of heights. Skydiving goes against everything you have been taught since birth. I got over it by 30 jumps but it still comes back on me every once in a while. Last jump I had the "what the fuck am I about to do?" go though my head. Once you get over that skydiving becomes much easier and more fun. Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.