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Hi To the OP. My MB number is 2925 and I'm a offical card carrying Asshole. Most people know that Women can be assholes. Their referred to as MB with bumps. http://www.muffbrothers.org/index.php/members RIP

I don't see any thing wrong with the OP's spelling and grammer. R.

I haven't used it that much for turn by turn navigation, but I've never had an issue with it finding me, giving me directions to get to 'point b' or anything like that. I have a Garmin integrated head unit that I installed in my truck for that. We've got a Garmin something cell [home in the car. It thinks I live in my neighnors house. The wife has a cheap ass pay as you go phone. Still use a land line/ Some asked us for our cell nunber. "Don't have one" Do you have indoor plumbing? R

Hi Skynana We don't usally give to the food bank unless we buy a mass qty of something at Costco that we can't eat. But this yr a local high end eating/drinking place noticed "gentlemen" donating His #1 directly from the end of his Hose into the food barrel. The bartender noticed something and went to check it out and . He served the gentleman before the slip up and and knew the suit wasn't drunk. But the suit did pay the bartender with his CC. So he got a letter with a copy to the local cop shop . This is a samll town rhe suit tries to go back he'll be busted for tresspassing.

I got the joy of celerbrateing the birth of baby jesus from his virgin mother Mary. And Playing bite me if you can with my new 300# timber woilf R

HI Amazon Great question. We're going to go shopping after the crowds exchange their tresures and when its safe to drive and folks like tuna arre working. We plan on buying some groceries for the food bank. IMO Xmas is more than me and mine. R

I got a lump of coal and I had to buy it for my self[:) OTOH I got my wood splitter kind of running after 3-4 years of no use. Bought my boss a dual control electric blanket. I'm feeling healther than I in 3-4 years and didn't have to leave my mountian and deal with filks like like tuna. Life is good. R.

You may have him confused with Chet Poland. JerryBaumchen Hi Jerry I woke up from my nap and even remembered to look for my "Smitty the Jumper" business card and actualy found it. I've reviewed the his thread "all the way" back to the first post and checked the business card and would like to fill in some blanks. Smitty's birth name was H. Truesdell Smith. In addition to Smitty being on the Jonny Carson show at the age of 81, He was also on with Norman Vincent Peal, And Paul Harvey. During the Freefall with the Coors world champ team they made a hook-up with him on December 15, 1985 in a 8K freefall , That earned earned world wide recognition and good write-up in Sports Illustrated. The card I have is 4 sided and the dead pan expression on Johnny's face is pure Johnny with Smitty wearing a SEG on his face. I don't remember where or when I got the card, But it was pre 1988. In reviewing this thread from the first post ti present I came across a post where someone was trying to raise some funds for Smitty's headstone. Anyone know if "Smitty The Jumper" got his headstone? R

antone else remember seeing smitty on the on the Johnny Carson show ? Or does any one ever remember the Johnni Carson show What other jumper did Johnny C have on his show. Sorry Mr T you don't count, you weren't that famouse at that time, R. R.

You really have nothing better to do with your time? And the dumb ass is bragging about it A bully that never grew up. Hope he's had his tubes tied. Or he'll be paying child support for a long time. R. I don't think this is a bully type tactic. Not openly confrontational. Sounds more like passive-aggressive dork bitterness. It takes no balls. A bully is usually a kid and when they grow older then they wise up and resort to less obvious type of bully behavior. that you desscrbe . IMO Me thinks we got a charlie the tuna on DZ.com R.

+1 you did good.

+1 269 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah he has spend to much time in the US and forgot what it's like in europe. Boobies meh Remember the Major in FT Hood R

Yeah but that's fun for us. A woman having a deep orgasm is.......like WOW!

hi Pete Can't remember that far back. I thought I already posted my response. must have forgot to hit the post to reply button. The curved ripcord looks like a pioneer The bungees as described were first used by the stylemaster. Jerry will correct me if I'm wrong. My rig had the diagonal cloasing flap but if wa a old piggyback that had the reserverelocated for little people KRIP One Jump Wonder

You really have nothing better to do with your time? And the dumb ass is bragging about it A bully that never grew up. Hope he's had his tubes tied. Or he'll be paying child support for a long time. R.

Hi Kids are kids and teanagers are teenagers. People like Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgeway (Green River) aren't the result of bad parenting thier born that way. There are many different forms of abuse, besides physical Verbal abuse doesn't leave any physical scars but if repeated often enough the results can be a lot worse then a spanking, or a ass whipping. After a certain age kids know there's no Santa, the parents that can afford it get off on it more than the kids it makes them feel good. The parrents that can't afford it feel like crap. Merry Xmas everyone

"I never had sex with that women" "My DNA on her on her dress That wasn't sex that was just a blow job" You all need to get with the times. A blow job isn't any big deal since slick willy let the cat out of the bag under oath and the National news. It is what it is, "depending what your definition of is is." If you whip it out in the right group of Ladies Your 12 CM might end up looking a drowned prune. For free To bad some of you dudes were born a couple of decades to early. FWIW in case 269 the engr isn't smart enough enought to figure it out its not a good deal if the freebee is cumming from a minor. R.

Hi Jerry Confused? who me I;ve got a business card somewhere I'll have to take a look. After my nap and if remember. The pic of smitty and MR T was a hoot. I could tell who was taller but I'm not sure who was older R. One Jump Wonder

Hi T what year was that pic taken? Was smitty the guy that lived out of a van at Z-hills or some other DZ in Fl selling jewelery to raise money for The USA Team? My boss is still pissed I wouldn't buy her a pair silver earings from the guy that were in the shape of round parachutes. Probably late 80's early 90's. R. One Jump Wonder

I was not too ashamed to almost always do a PLF. One exception that I remember was when I landed out in the coral south of our Kendall Gliderport DZ (South Florida) and a PLF would have been painful. But ANY PC was better than a T-10! Back in the day, we had to have at least 100 T-10 jumps before being allowed to jump a PC. ... Alan We were required to have 75 jumps on any rag before a PC. You remember the deal hi performance and what ever you do don't turn to low to the ground or you can get . To bad the don't turn to low to the ground caution went out the window with the sqr's.Now some folks turn low to the ground for fun and they really get really when they srew up. To bad R.I.P.

Well THAT explains why my 200+ pounds was rarely able to stand up my MK 2! (Blue Max pattern I think it was called - white, blue, black) I still have it, but it hasn't been jumped since the late '70's. ... Alan Hi Alan I'm not a rigger, only had 500 jumps on rounds, but only weighed 135lbs WAG 98% 0f my landings were standups even rags. IMO at 200#'s the canopy was overloaded. Unless you landing in the peas or didn't do a good PLF you were asking for a landing. In Ks we would run into a thermal and everyone else on the load was packing by the time we were able to get to the ground. The reported fwd speed of a PC for a light weight on a PC in my experience wasn't even close either. Not whining being a light weigh

Hi I never had a problem playing with my nickel (life) when I was jumping. But I expect the airplane to be we'll maintained and the pilot to be qualified to have enough experience to handle a inflight emergency. We pay our money to the DZ and IMO they have no right to play with my nickel. Sounds likw cowboy was playing with his nickel and everyone else's that was on the load, IMO thats BS. If a person doesn't want to wear a seatbelt on T.O. and secure their helmet. To bad your putting other people at risk not just your self.

But DB Cooper wasn't wearing a bail out rig. He was wearing a rig for sport jumping. Do we know, for instance, if the parachute in question had a free bag or if it had been modified? Modify the parachute and it is no longer the same item with the same reliability of opening. I have a rig just like it.. wanna try it out???

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Would that have been a yellow one by any chance? When I first started jumping, we had a older pilot who told me about always going straight ahead and take whatever you have. Trying to turn back is what killed all on board at Issaquah in the summer of '72; and that was with a jumper/pilot flying. I lost a very close friend that day. JerryBaumchen Hi Jerry I think we've all lost friends wihen the pilot listens to the wrong voice.In their head. Every pilot I've ever talked to says go straight. I expect a Jump pilot to be current with all the T.O. and landings ea day to go thu their emergency procedures just like a jumper. I know The beaver was from Kapow east Jesse was flying which was unusual.I got a pic somewhere of the pieces I'm thinking tellow with orange stripes om top of the wing, Don't quote me it might have gone to alaska . The back seat was a hammick. Tight for for 3 jumpers. When the bird flipped a women in the left read position hit her potect on the back of the pilots one piece seat and broke it. the back of the seat. The protect saved her brain. I think she got a black eye out of it. The worker bee pilot that usually the bird said he was very glad that when the rubber band broke the DZO was flying He was current and would have done the same thing the DZO did but he didn;t have to hear any bitching about did you do this or that first. One Jump Wonder