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sherm I was serious The was in error Glad to hear about the job One Jump Wonder

My bro is 2 yr's older than me and he calls me today (Xmas howdy) asks BTW since I'm a vet if he can join the American Legion (A.L) For some reason the guy wanted to join the A.L.and thought if I was a member he could get in as my bro. Why would I want to be a member Sorry dude I'm not a member, don't think you can gt in without being a vet but if the A.L. have a family plan and you want in whatever I'll join. Googled the A.L. websight old guy's wearing funny colored hats with buttons and numbers. (Red Cunt Caps) Found out If my bro was my son he could join the A.L. If he was my wife, sister daughter etc he could join the A.L. womens auxilary. Had to call my bro back and tell him to bad so sad I had to ask why he wanted to join He live's in the D.C. metro plex and some of his friends have something to do with the A.L. and he wants to hang with them and help out the wounded vets. OK I call the local chapter: anyone can volunteer to help out the A.L. their not members their volunteers I pass the word on to my bro but I'm If you want to help the wounded vets, Walter reed isn't the place to get your ticket punched their turning away volunteers. Get off your ass and tell your buddies and tell them that there are a lot of wounded vets with and without physical scars that need help. GET OFF YOU ASS and WRITE YOUR CONGRESS PEEPs to get the VA FUBAR FIXED and TELL YOUR FRIENDS TO DO LIKEWISE. What the hell is the A.L. doing about it? I was not nice and showed no mercy. First I laughed bout it then I got I think the majority of the american public either don't give a shit about our wounded vets or think slogans is all that is required.

Rocky mtn If you carry a purse your more than a girl your a lady A cruel Lady but still a lady. FWIW just last week we met a sweet you thing (girl without purse) "skydiver" (age hard to tell maybe mid 20's to mid 30's at a xmas party for a great Dane rescue group. We're new to the group and the girl was introduced to me as a risk taker because she was a skydiver. A skydiver thats How many jumps? 3 s/l Where you do that stuff? In England when she was 18y.o.Wow I was considering my options: inviteing her to the local DZ's Xmas party the next week located 60 miles away, free food, booze and lot of young male hard bodies that don't know how to say no to a live female. Just turn her on to the DZ websight she can drive herself. Tell her I was a skydiver also I don't carry my log books or USPA card unless it's a new DZ and I'm unknown. So one BS story to another BS story. Since I'm nor cruel I try and be what the hell Why blow her cover you want me to acknowledge that your a skydiver because you made 3 S/L jumps 10 yr's ago OK. Your a skydiver I think it gives peeps a warm fuzzy feeling struting their stuff telling folks their a skydiver wannabe, or 1 tandem with video and pics to prove it, 3 s/l 's calls themselves Jerry Bird why ruin it. for them But it is entertaining. Sounds like the sport is growing instead of getting smaller.

Hi Sherm That was easy

Lot of romantic stuff you can do with a bunch of high tensile line. John Thats a bad idea. Think CSI, marks on body or pissed off partner. But officer she agreed, BS she's got the marks don't resist or your going to be tased. OTOH a taser might make a kinky xmas present. No marks One Jump Wonder

Merry Xmas bolas Your wish is granted you no longer have a van you have my permission to call it a trailer. If you get hurt jumping I'll be happy to call you a ambulance That was easy. One Jump Wonder

I'm not a lawyer DNA TEST!!! Read a news report that 20% 0f men that think their the bio dad aren't, based on DNA tests Church might be a target rich environment for men like the DZ is for women. Go to church to meet rich women,

Doh! Maybe she would be more impressed with you spending your money in a more practical way, such as a baby savings account or something like that. Maybe Before you think long term invest in a DNA test. Sometimes even ladies get confused, date rape drugs, toilet seats swimming pools etc. If your really in love forget about the DNA test and save the $$$ start the lifelong relationship with trust and love One Jump Wonder

Ok Ok Bill I'll try harder Big Screen TV and furniture supplied by Rent a Center. Pay day loan office located in walking distance. Pit bulls chained to outside of trailer to slow down the repo man. One Jump Wonder

Aw c'mon, everyone knows that there are rules that must be followed by people who live in mobile homes. * All men must wear wifebeater shirts, have beer bellies and smoke. * When a man tells his woman to "get [him] a fucking pot pie, bitch!", she'd better do it. * Criminal records aren't strictly required, but not having one is frowned upon. * Minimum of three domestic-violence calls to the police per year. * Pink flamingoes and year-round Christmas lights are not required, but highly encouraged. What did I leave out? Walt Drive expensive new cars Welfare Empty beer and stp cans, multiple cars sitting on blocks in front yard Drug dealing Cops showing up every weekend on domestic calls Big TV dish in front yard Bad teeth Women with lots of kids from unknown dads White folks Low I.Q. Park located in flood plain, and or tornado alley and or next to railroad tracks One Jump Wonder

i liked that line the best.. you're absolutely right! at least the photographers that make her live hell told that other woman to shut the -BEEP- up.. no wonder she goes completely apeshit! I think she (the citizen) been going apeshit for a looong time Kettle meet frying pain. Bitch thinks she's better than "trailer trash" but acts worse.

I wonder if they can wear the same size helmet That would be twice as to cute

Call Susan at the insurance company and ask for a copy (866) 585-4590. Thanks ST for the info you rock. If anyone wants to know how good their USPA liability insurance is they can get a copy from susan. Gotta like the free phone call.

Math is good but you need to check the incident reports to see why people are dieing in the sport. WAG: the last 15 yr's the majority of deaths were from jumpers making errors on landing a perfectly good canopy. Based on your math model large canopies with a very low wing loading would reduce more deaths than opening altitude

Tunnels may do more than save the sport it might change it in ways some of us can't imagine. Parachute Dude thats so retro. Don't need no parachute to turn pts in a tunnel. 2020 - 2030 who knows

Right on dude

Hi Doc Thanks for filling in the blanks I laid off for 10 yr's starting in 1975. No wonder norm declined the chance to relocate from Cali. to DC

Hi A Have you seen a copy of USPA liability policy you like so much? Has anyone seen a copy of the policy? Know where it's posted on USPA's websight? Not interested in makeing a claim just need the facts to know if it's realy a good deal.

Hi Spence Not bitching at you more at the media. Could be a fill in for the writers strike. Watching that stuff is like watching reruns of Mash I'm to lazy to do a DZ.com search but if you've missed the story in the past and this time it will come up again. Our childrens children will be watching the same show. I sure hope the police do a better job solving the death of a loved recent DZ.com pesonality. One Jump Wonder

Hi Tony Good luck

We've been checking out CL for a used cadilac around 10 yr's old mid range miles if you got the time to look might be in your price range. We've been looking pre flood. Beware do not buy used cars from certain parts of Wa state for a while. Flood damage One Jump Wonder

We saw a guy at goodwill buying framed and matted pictures. Told us he threw away the pics and kept the rest for his own pics. One Jump Wonder

T Are you still going to have the maid One Jump Wonder

Thats some funny shit I wonder if the poor lady got checked for more match's before she was able to reboard, and if she got her own row of seat int the back of the plane. Thanks Lippy

Hi JS Don't have a clue But it did happen because you got the pic Who took the pic One Jump Wonder