Sebazz1

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  1. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Foot massage! Done... Now how would you like me delivered? Faxed, Mailed, UPS'd, or Fed Ex'd? And seeing as how you're Clay's good girl do we need his permission And I did offer my services to the Powder Girls here and might not be able to take other offers until theirs has been removed from the table so to say Legal crap...
  2. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Let's ask them I am cool wit that though...
  3. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    At the end of the day I can cook dinner pick the appropriate beverages (Wine, Beer, Liqour) and make sure everyone gets tucked into bed
  4. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    I would pack my ex GF's rig all the time. Just to be nice. Never packed her a mal or slammer. So guys... Do you pack for your GF's? Someone start a thread. I don't mind packing as long as it is not a Tandem rig or a brand new canopy. So. Am I hired?
  5. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Yeah but he is a rigger isn't he? I think having a rigger as a SO would be to your benefit... Yet at the same time Don't argue..
  6. I am now a breast enlarger. To get my business off the ground I will take the first 50 women free
  7. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Of course when deflating the air out of the canopy I may need to use one of you Naked of course!!
  8. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Protection I soooo thought I asked before all these guys Nathan? Plu sI never got a bid in
  9. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    This thread is really making me jealous. Are you ladies sure you don't like fish better than chrome
  10. They said if I do a good job I might be able to jump by myself one of these daysYea and Monkeys might fly out of my ass on of these days...j/k
  11. What about Tandems and AFF... Some poeple might prefer to do those You know like beeing a human carnival ride and stuff
  12. She likes a good fight when reeling them in
  13. I did not mean no boobs at all. I just meant that they could be very small and i would still like them. Mmmmphh...mmmphhm....mmmmppphhh... Lemme just chew on my foot here for a while
  14. I think I prefer smaller boobs, but love boobs of all sizes. I just love women. You don't need to have boobs. Cheers to women... here... here...
  15. Hey Gia hope things get better quick... How is Justin and crew doin? I'd go hang with those trouble makers for an instant pick me up Just go to the DZ period and leap.........Clear the head.
  16. Sebazz1

    Crash...

    Fuck Lisa, I am glad everyone is ok... Be safe...
  17. I totally belive them. Let them go. Total exoneration...
  18. The Falcon 235 has proven to be my favorite Demo canopy Steve. Actually I think Falcons are pretty cool any size. 265, 300, etc... I've used them all. Good luck with tthe demo...
  19. Sebazz1

    BEER

    Me?!? No not at all buddy not at all... Ok maybe? Actually someone with the name TequilaGirl might, just might know something about Te~Killya...
  20. Naw he used to work as a police officer. I'm sure he has killed several people. Oh you mean him almost getting killed Silly me...
  21. Nobody ever heard that you supposed to have someone lick your new gear before you jump it the first time? It's for good luck. It applies to all gear... Helmets, gogles, alti's, suits, etc...
  22. [B]HIM... HIM... F~ HIM... [/B] Congrats on the new main and don't forget your beer and make sure someone licks that canopy before you jump it...