Sebazz1

Apparently I have tremendous fun drinking this fine Canadien whiskey. Unfortunately I um don't remember it to well... Ok POP I'd PM Lummy/Jams/TG and you three work on the epic Tequila poll...

Becks? Heinekin? Pilsner? I saw three good ones up there but there are so many more...

JP dammit!! You're supposed to avoid those invisible dust devils. Don't tell your wife. And I am happy you're ok So someone forgot to shut the fans off on the hill this weekend

Maybe he will lead the authorities to some other potential hijakers?

It would probably be better to irratate a sane person versus an insane person

"Go on Take the Money and Run...." Steve Miller Band

I think I want to demo a Xaos also but I just think that super super highly loaded cross braced rockets are too impractical. If I had the money I'd have one of everything for when the mood fit me. I am trying to figure out the best all around canopy. I think the Stiletto is one of those all around great canopies. They're easy to pack, soft openings(most of the time) zippy with good swooping abilities and also able to hang out in sky and not drop like a rock. Still I wanna try a Xaos too

No Flare Competition.... Anyone in?

Right on POP. I have been a Stiletto addict for quite a while now. The past few weekends though I have demo'd Vengeance 97. 107, and 120. I think the 120 was my favorite. I really really really like the Vengeance which seems just like a Stiletto just a bit more twitchy. Swoops were phatty!! Be safe on that thing my friend, be safe period. Lookin forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks

I would tell the silly Aliens that we the world need to work out our own problems and to take their silly thingy back home

Sebazz grabs his pitchfork and readies himself...

It was a drunken promise amongst friends to do AFF and I soon realized the following: Skydiving is fun It keeps me out of trouble(well kinda) The people are awesome and I make new friends at the DZ all the time I love airplanes, airports, everything aviation, flying I enjoy having "a few brews" at the end of the day with others like me It keeps getting better and better and better

0 : 13 : 2 It was good to see Scoby pull in the DZ Sunday towards sunset, got him waivered and on the plane in no time. Beer owed for the first time I was a hanger on a hybrid and the second case is for jumping another demo canopy. I think I now know what my new gear will be. I really wanted to go to the Byron boogie and at the same time I was not in a boogie mood this weekend. So I opted for Hollister and a nice slow paced weekend.

[seb singing]Who let the dogs out!! Woof woof!![/seb singing] Sebazz runs from the flying vegetables

Rookie!! Oh and meg... That's you FIRST post Beeeeeeeeeeeeer! Just kiddin... Call me after work today.. Peace!

Don't forget to relax and recharge on the weekends too!! This weekend I promise to spread love and good vibes to everyone at the DZ old timers and newbies alike and to hold my farts* until I am in freefall. (*am i contributing to pollution?), to touch my handles religously, recieve gear checks before every load, and gear check the cuties myself. I also promise to drink one beer for all 10,000 or so registered users here who can't get enough skydiving in thier lives they must come here to DZ.COM to spend their weekdays with other jumpers while pretending to work. I will pull high yet low, be safe yet daring, hook really high yet really low, pay my packer, tip my JM (wait I am a JM - Tip me), turn my AAD on (two rigs 1 AAD hmmmmmmm), and I will yell a big "THANK YOU~THANK YOU" to the skygods when my main opens, and most important of all...............I WILL BUY BEER! Lots n Lots of nectar of the gods... LOL to all...hope everyone has a kick ass weekend... Yeah baby! Thats what I'm gonna do... Schwing!!

Ooops my bad...

What nobody liked these?

Ahhhhh.... relative Work.... It can be a downer

BUT DOES IT HAVE TURBINES?

I really have no plans right now Anyonw wanna do something? Anyone got any ideas? Damn I'll probably just do some laundry too like Lisa and get ready for tomorrow... Oh one thing is for sure. I will be drinking a beer or ten

During the week I am a corporate securities paralegal, and sometimes a litigation paralegal. During the weekend I am a AFF and Tandem instructor at the DZ. I have used my job so far to get me as far as I have in skydiving. I may use the skydiving now to get me back into school... We shall see.

Another priceless joke....

25 Signs you’re getting older… 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces,"I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

Follow the yellow brick road Nathan Safe journeys...