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Hey POP glad you're ok. Rugby is dangerous bro especially when you try to eat people's elbows or knees Enjoy your rest on the meds...

Friggin classic!! Rick Horn and Jeff Lund were evaluators at the course I went to. Those guys are so friggin funny... An evaluator at an AFF course one time put his shoes on backwards and the JM's didn't notice and another time a guy actually brought a cigarette and started to light it up on the way to altitude... I am sure there's a hundred stories just like that...

No not really. We where at like 8K... I think it was done in good fun...

Dude farted in the plane one day and the DZ manager on board didn't think it was funny so he yelled "Cut!" opened the door and threw the culprit out several miles from the LZ....

Not to be the downer here but you have to realize how fast money goes when you are not working. It would be nice to not have a job and be free but think of the things you would not be able to do without your job. I don't like my job but it affords me things I otherwise could not do. With things tough (economy) right now I am happy to be employed and will wait till a better opportunity comes along or I am laid off.. Sometimes you never realize how good you have it till it is gone... Who am I kidding trying to give responsible advice. Quit and gor PATY BABY!!! WOOHOOO!!

Dude Cornholio... Be quite please... Nathan California is a horrible place. Just a bunch of wierdos, queers and gangsta's... One thing I have learned is to make sure you have a plan in place before making drastic decisions. Though if you work for a bunch of slack ass cheatin lyin mfo's then by all means get th fak outta there... Be good to yourself... pssst hey nathan ~ Yeah right.. check this... we have not been weathered on a weekend since like friggin January...

Hey HH just fly into Mexico and then swim, run, jump accross the border. It seems to work for millions of other folks J/K

Hot forks scare me bad Scratching greenie's balls is well Just plain dangerous..

I plead ignorance I am just a little fish It was Steve's idea

Biotch dressed in pink She swoops to the base real fast Boobies have been saved

[hahaha] Biotch and Quade up in a tree K-i-s-s-i-n-g first comes love, then comes...... [/hahaha]

You da Biotch, Biotch... Back the fuck up!!

[crickets]creek...creek...creek...creek...creek...creek...creek...creek...creek...creek...creek...[/crickets]

Oh I heard he also flys with one eye closed while looking only out of the eye sight with his open eye... [pointing finger at quade]hahaha one eyed flyer[/pointing finger at quade]

I heard he um um um .... he uh ... well ... I heard he flies big wings ... um cause ... he just does.. [pointing finger at quade]HA HA HA Big wing flier [/pointing finger at quade]

So one day way out in the Canadian Wilderness Ned and Ted where sitting on their porch. Ted "Hey Ned wanna play a game?" Ned "Sure Ted!" Ted "I'll write something on this paper and you try to guess what it is...Ok" Ned "OK" So Ted wrote the words Moose Dick on a piece of paper and placed it in his pocket. And Ned asked the first question... Ned "Can you eat it?" Ted "I reckon you can" Ned "Is it Moose Dick?"

Them them F~ Them... [Elvis voice]Thank you... Thank You Very Much[/Elvis Voice] I am glad I left the real baaaaaad stuff out of it...

Stiletto 107... Packed by someone else. I made the right decision. It started diving very fast and before I even got to the third revoltuion I chopped it got stable and pulled silver. Right as it happened I kept having this image of a friend who in the same situation earlier this year who may have spent to much time before chopping. It's like he said "dude cut that shit away now" and I did... Eerie! I would like to mention that I performed do as I preach not as I say thingy too Sunday. After the chop I tried to land near to where it appeared my main and freebag would land. I aimed for a twenty foot wide strip of grass beside a two lane higway with fences and power lines nearby. I figured I did not want to jump any fences with my reserve. The power lines and freeway where parallel to eachother. Well 15 feet fromthe ground a very thin solo telephone wire running perpendicular to the road and power lines was hanging in my path. I closed my eyes for a second and have no idea how I did not tag it. Almost like i willed myself through it. Anyway I got lucky. I should have landed in the middle of the field accross the street where there wer no obstacles. Don't land near tree lines, edges of fields, or roads.

I am not a flake dammit!!! I am a fishy having a hard time swimming up stream to Byron that's all Young Lummy Walker use the force and it might happen...

3 & 15 & 1 : 10 : 1 bottle to rigger 3 hours searching for lost main in 100 degree temps marching up and down hills ~ 15 feet to climb up to canopy in the tree once found ~ And 1 nice rancher who found my freebag.... Just a mellow weekend...

My 95% possibility of showing to the boogie has become more like 50% at the moment. I do not think they'll improve I have comited to Hollister at least Saturday. Maybe I will pop up Sunday... Duece is like on the wheel now and I know better than most when promissing to do fun jumps at the end of the day are usually empty promises... Hey Duece when are you planning to become a human carny ride rather than just filming them Vidiot's, Human amusement ride, what else? j/k

Others can't get none I sure as hell could use some Anyone for fun?

How about people thinking you're a fish I am not a fish or a bass... I am a Spazzzz

Kind Nor Cal vibes enroute to FallinWoman... Get

Been a long Weekend Way too many posts to read Busy post whoreing...