Sebazz1

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  1. I am not familiar with StarTrac's. But I have now done a few demo's on my Stiletto and a few on the Falcon. I will always use a big canopy from now on. for the simple fact that the crowd rarely knows whether a landing was cool or not and on the bigger canopies you can hang out longer in the air. Unless the winds are just screaming it's big canopies for me... I like the name StarTrac... 260~ 280 sounds like the perfect size too... I wish that the demo rating did not specify the canopy you did your jumps on. I actually did my jumps on several canopies but it says Falcon 235 on my card. Oh well.
  2. The law enforcment agencies out here in Nor Cal have been activeley pursuing people to work in their agencies. I believe there is a pretty big shortage of bodies to fill the needs of the police departments out here. Relocation is an option if that is the career you really want to pursue. I happen to have many friends here at the local police departments. Some officers have been my students. So well that is an option... Sorry about the not getting this job though. Don't let it bother you too much. You gotta get back up and go kick some ass... OK?! Good
  3. I suspected something suspicious when I first met you JP... Hmmmm... What about Kenny man what do you know about Kenny!!?? And who left that Budweiser in the fridge... Bad man... You are corrupt... Stepping outside and breathing while looking up at the sky puts everything into perspective...
  4. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Alrighty is it easier if we go kicking 'n screaming or do you prefer if we obeyI will squeel like a pig for free. It's fun... ; )... oink oink oink
  5. How about: Green Bottle 'n Brown Bottle
  6. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Can we paint the otter all chrome n shiat... How come there are no woman pimps with harems of men?? ever wonder that? ; ) I'll take a female boss that pimps me out to other women and uses me for sex when I'm short with the cash...
  7. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Let's start "Team Pimp"...
  8. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Hey friends can share As long as we are not in the same room at the same time... yuck to naked guys... double yuck...
  9. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    I am offering safe casual sex to any women out there that may be in need of casual sex and I will throw in a free boob enlargement. My techniques are safe yet proven effective
  10. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    I will buy you a beer tonight at antonio's nut house!!!! Yeeehaaa name a better offer than free beer
  11. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Hey there's some tough competition in here. Who knows whet incentives these guys will offer Pack jobs, foot rubs, cooking, etc...
  12. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    A ha... new girl in town guys!! She's a hotty... But I think I am the default pimp due to location
  13. Ooooh you should use the hook with the double barb... I'd like to get all dusty and sweaty down there in the desert and then take that bath together.... Fishy's like water...
  14. We can pretend... We can pretend all night loooong...
  15. Gay Skydiver = Freeflier Straight skydiver = R'dubber Bi Skydiver = Goes both ways I'm Bi..........J/K
  16. Sebazz1

    Lost my Clown...

    People have lost their marbles, minds, keys, etc... but clowns
  17. I have not laughed at these forums like I have today! You people are just too much. How can I get any work done
  18. Cheers to JumperPaula *chink* Happy B~day!
  19. It is work safe. But if you posted it you wouldn't safe from the women...
  20. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    Where shall we be off too my dear..... I'll be your good boy, or bad boy Here lets get the air out of that canopy over there in the corner I am wonderin when Duece is gonna break up this little operation and throw us all in the pen. JAIL HOUSE ORGY!!! wooo hoooo!! ( A john is a customer right? )
  21. Sebazz1

    Lost my Clown...

    Clowns The only good clown is a dead clown Can't sleep clown will eat me
  22. Sebazz1

    I Like Tequila

    You are the true pimp daddy