Sebazz1

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  1. Sebazz1

    Friday Haiku

    Starting the climbout Pilot doesn't cut for shit Vidiot falls off...
  2. Sebazz1

    Friday Haiku

    Approaching final Canopies all around me Shit avoid the tree
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    Friday Haiku

    No side spin for me Need to get drogue out promtly Silly vidiots
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    Friday Haiku

    Sebazz grabs pitchfork Jealous of people jumping Proceeds to riot...
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    Friday Haiku

    I sold my soul sir Not to rock n roll like most But to skydiving
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    Friday Haiku

    I came in real fast On the front risers I hung Surf is up biotch
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    Friday Haiku

    Airplane is calling Tempting me with altitude "Jump out of me please"
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    Friday Haiku

    Dead in the water Sitting at work just dieing Somebody shoot me
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    Chicks Rock

    I don't care what they say about you... You're still a dick...
  10. I know California is like really far away but it is an option. We have nice DZ's in Southern and Northern California that jump all year long. Git that AFF finished up ASAP so we can drink your beer
  11. I wish terrible terrible things on whomever stole the gear That's just so weak that people steel and vandalize... Grrrrrr... I always bring all my gear home with me...
  12. The DC-3 at Eloy will be one of the classic oil spewing DC-3's. I jumped out of it at Lost Prairie I believe. Still nice just louder and slower and with the benches Accomodations are still in the works... I will let you know...
  13. Um Duece, you should know this, there is no such thing as a perfectly good airplane...
  14. Lisa I am right there with you. Work has been kicking my @ss and people are sucking the life right out of me. Dunno how much longer I can keep my cool...
  15. Anybody growing hair on their palms...
  16. Duece I just tried it once or twice Think my dead relatives will know? You guys just have too much friggin time on your hands...
  17. Who got the slowest? I ws able to do it at 52 mph
  18. Daaayuuum...... You really know how to spank it man!! Kinney got like 800+ mph
  19. I got 106 MPH Just drag the hand into the monkey as fast as you can...
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    Why is it....

    Better Business Bereau... Give them a call. Or tell the guy your dad is special forces and that next time he visits you at school he's going to pay the shop a visit I think anybody will rip anybody off when they can...
  21. Sebazz1

    Life explained

    It makes so much sense all of a sudden...
  22. Dude Nathan people are going to think you have a conscience and have human abilities. Don't ruin all the hard work you've done post whoring here the past year man. Don't throw it all away Yup he's just tryin to get some action folks...