Sebazz1

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  1. Pretty small balls for such a big guy...
  2. I have several friends who are into law enforcement. I have also taught several people in law enforcement the first jump course and taken them through the AFF progression. I only fail them on one jump if they're a cop... Just kidding! One of the things that's cool about skydiving that I have noticed is how some barriers that seperate us during normal life seem to be broken down at the DZ. I see pizza delivery guys, CEO's, cops, firemen, doctors, emt's, waiters, etc. all get together on the weekends for one common goal. Jumping out of a plane So NO! I have not seen someone ostricized at the DZ or on DZ.COM because of what they do for a living...
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    Dammit!

    No no no I think Muenkel wants to rub it on your knee himself...
  4. Wait till you are cleaning coffee or soda you just spewed all over your monitor or key board after reading a post...
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    Famous?

    I am just a small fish in a big sea stearing clear of the hooks...
  6. Congrats!!! If it gets too cold up north this winter pay us a visit in California! You gotta stay current without freezing your buns off!! Even better come out to Eloy, AZ for the holidays in December and you'll meet a lot of people that post here in person Again congrats!!
  7. Just for the record everyone... I happen to know for a fact that SBS is a total dick!! He's not a "nice guy" at all Steve you dickhead!! Hahahahaha... He hates people and treats other nice people really really REALLY bad... I bet the Bytch thinks he's a dick too!! I am sorry Steve I thought a little reverse niceness would cheer you up...
  8. 0:12:0 Got to do a jump with POP who was visiting from Houston...
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    Friday Haiku

    Watch out for BB Tick her off and you'll see man This aint no girlie...
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    Friday Haiku

    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer ....
  11. Just yell... "Hey you in the pink!!" They'll know who you are...
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    Friday Haiku

    I am leaving soon Wish I could go to the moon But... I'll just go home
  13. Oh and if you owe beer... I suggest buying it... Beer gods have no mercy on beer moochers...
  14. I won't give my usual Friday speal since it needs some fine tuneing. I will say this though. Go out of your way this weekend to take some quite or shy newbie on a friggen hot shit skydive. And if you're a shy or quite newbie shake that shell off and go introduce yourself to people. The only fucked up skydive is the one were you don't pull. Not the one were the exit funnels or people don't get in... OK!!?? Good now go have fun dammit... wooohooo... and be safe...
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    Friday Haiku

    Borrow from a friend A rig so you can attend DZ this weekend...
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    Friday Haiku

    Thank you lovely girl For giving this thread a twirl Here we have some pearls...
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    Friday Haiku

    Bye bye haiku thread This thread seems to be *sob* dead Time to go to bed...
  18. Um um uh I'm not sure right now... How you doin? You gonna come out to Cali n finish off your AFF?
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    Friday Haiku

    Motivation low This day is going so slow My attitude blows....
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    Friday Haiku

    Nice haiku Nathan Wishing quick recovery For your wounded knee...
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    Friday Haiku

    Green light means go go Looking down at spot too slow Just go go go go....